I have slumber parties with Mabel every couple of days. I know her about as much as I know myself, but I'm afraid she'll find out my secret. I have a crush on her brother. I am super worried that if Mabel knew, it would interfere with our friendship. Her silliness shouldn't fool you. She loves her twin brother as much as you could love, and Mabel will do anything to keep him safe. But if Dipper and I went out, she would do as much as possible to make sure nothing bad happens to him. Poor naïve Dipper thinks Wendy Corduroy, a co-worker of his at the Mystery Shack, sees him way more than a friend. I mean, he's 12, she's 15. Wendy thinks of him only as her little brother. But look at me here. I'm 12, the same age as Dipper. Heck, I hardly know him, but ever since Summerween I couldn't stop thinking about him. I got scared and hugged him because I know I trust him. If only he could trust me. But whatever, I'm just a really feminine idiot who Mabel happens to be friends with in his eyes. I'm a nuisance. I should get a life. It's no secret that's how he thinks of me and Grenda. One strange night when I and she were at the Shack, he somehow caused everyone to switch bodies just because he hated us coming. I wish Dipper could realize that if he were my boyfriend, I'd treat him exactly the way he deserves. But he still likes Wendy, and it's not very subtle. Even Wendy herself knows. I long for the day where I can tell Dipper my feelings and he will feel the same way. But that's probably never going to happen. That doesn't mean I have to give up. I'd be the happiest girl in the world if he saw me more than a pain in the neck. Maybe some other summer when he comes back to Gravity Falls, I'll find a time where Mabel isn't around to tell him the truth. I promise that if Mabel & Dipper are in Gravity Falls 3 summers from now (which is extremely likely), I will find a way to win his heart.