Disclaimer: I do not own Kick-Ass or Ben 10. They belong to their rightful owners

Hi there people of the Internet, this is your favorite author, "Mr. Raleigh D" bringing you a new chapter for the story, "Kick-Ass and Ben 10: Hit and Run" for the first time since January 25, 2014. Damn that was a long ass time! But yeah this story suffered a severe case of writer's block. I was about to delete the story until my creative juices started flowing again. So yay me! Anyway without a further ado, here is chapter 9. Enjoy!

XI

After Hit-Girl introduced us to this Kick-Ass character, Kevin continued to shun him for choosing such a ridiculous name. I have no problem with it, I mean my superhero alterego is my name and a number. That's it.

We were in the car just talking it over in the parking lot of Mr. Smoothies. Apparently, Hit-Girl called me a moron for me liking Smoothies…and for me to claim the restaurant as a hiding spot.

"What's wrong with Smoothies?" I asked offended.

"THANK YOU!" Kevin yelled.

"Hey!" I yelled back.

"Guys, will you focus. We need to stop Albeedo and the MotherFucker for whatever the hell they are doing," Gwen said earning Kick-Ass and Hir-Girl's bizzare looks…especially from Hit-Girl.

"Seriously, stop cursing girl," Hit-Girl said.

"Excuse me?" Gwen got offended.

"Yeah you heard me. You suck at cursing. A cat trying to take a shit in a cereal bowl can curse authentically. You? You sound like a little kid whining in time out in a Daycare," she said.

"I curse!" Gwen whinned.

"Oh really? Since when?" Hit-Girl asked teasingly.

"Since…now!" Gwen barked.

"Oh classy," Hit-Girl laughed. This in turn made me a bit defensive.

"Hey lay off of Gwen," I said.

"Says the guy wearing jewelry," she battled me now.

"What! This is not jewelry kid," I said.

"Oh yeah, then what is it called Jewelry Boy?" Hit-Girl laughed.

"It's called the Omnitrix!" I yelled earning a facepalm from Kevin.

"Dude, do you have to…"

"Shut it, Kev," Gwen and I told him.

"Shutting up," he said.

"Keep going at it then I will go Humungasaur on your butt," Ben mumbled.

"W-what? I can't hear you by the sound of me not giving a fuck," Hit-Girl teased.

"Alright that's enough," Kick-Ass said, "No one's powers are better than the others alright. We are all the same."

"Says Condom Boy," Kevin snickered.

"Yo' what you say!"

"Can we all give it a rest and focus on what we are dealing with," Gwen said calming down looking at Hit-Girl, "And if you tease me again I will spank you."

Everyone laughed.

"Harty har," Hit-Girl mumbled in defeat.