Wednesday Addams and the Evil Dead

Chapter 3: Groovy

Deadite Gomez lunged himself at the man, Just when he held up a chainsaw and cut the Deadites head in half. At the same moment Deadite Morticia and Fester attacked the man and fell into the trap door. Deadite Pugsly cornered Wednesday "Pretty girl." What felt like a tentacle branch thing creeped across her leg and up her thigh.

The Deadite Pugsly was about to do something bad when his head exploded; revealing the man holding a sawed off shotgun. The other Deadites looked at him in anger and confusion, he smiled and held it into the air "This is my Boom Stick!" he whipped it around "Who wants some?" the Deadite Fester lunged forward, which was stopped by the so called 'Boom Stick'

As Deadite Morticia was crawling out of the cellar the man grabbed Wednesday and bolted outside.

-Outside-

Once outside Wednesday smelt something funny "What's that smell?" she gave another whiff "Smells like gasoline."

"It is." The man said "Before you and your family arrived I was dead set on burning this god forsaken cabin to the ground but I was blindsided by some crazy old lady and thrown into the cellar."

The words 'crazy old lady' hit Wednesday like a ton of bricks "Granny!" she yelled.

"Come again" he said; digging through his pickets for a match.

"That 'crazy old lady' is my Granny!" Wednesday yelled back.

"Was your granny." He replied "She was a nasty, evil Deadite when I arrived. Guessing the book got to her." He finished.

Just then Deadite Morticia burst through the door; more pissed than ever "YOU MOTHER FUCKERS! YOU'RE SOULS SHALL BURN FOR ALL ETERNITY!" to the man's surprise, Wednesday grabbed his Boom Stick and shot it at Deadite Morticia.

"Eat that. Bitch" she said; handing the Boom Stick back to the man.

The shot from the gun ignited the cabin and it was engulfed in flames.

A while later; the man opened the car door and hopped in the driver seat "Hop in."

"Why?" she asked.

"Because you are now under my supervision." He replied.

"And who are you exactly?" she snottily asked.

"Ash Williams. He replied with a cocky tone "You?"

"Wednesday Addams." She said; trying not to cry after seeing her family try to kill her and turn into Deadites.

"How do you feel about 'Wednesday Williams?"

"Why?" she asked surprised

"Because you are now under my custody." He glanced at her missing hand "I can fix that for ya."

She tilted her head "How?"

He smiled "S-Mart."

Let's play "Is there an author?"