Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus (that's me, the narrator) took a look at the script, blinking as I took a quick gulp. "...Hoo boy. Princess Peach Toadstool farting. And Pokemon's Gen 5 Bianca farting, or as everyone calls her nowadays, 'Pokemon's Farting Bianca'. Both of the most flatulent females I've written about, together in the exact same space with the exact same huge amount of bad gas. Truly this is a battle of the ages."

"Pleh, I'm not even in this shit show. Just make it come and go," Gruntilda Winkubunion stated as she was crafting a weird spell in her pot as she had me in her lair for reasons no one knows.

"Dear Princess Peach Toadstool, the always kidnapped royal ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom," Princess Peach read aloud as she was sitting at a table with Mario, Luigi, and Toad sitting right by her, with Toadsworth brewing some tea. "Congratulations! You have let out the loudest, deadliest, and most embarrassing farts of anyone anywhere! Please come to the Battlefield to have a special reward for your flatulent efforts!" She squealed as she held her hands together, her letter falling on the table. "Ooh, did you hear that? I'm the gassiest person around!"

"I wouldn't call it-a a compliment-a..." Mario commented as he folded his arms, shaking his head in dismay. "Considering how dreadful it's a-been for us-a..."

"Y-yeah." Luigi stuttered as he touched his fingertips together. "Y-you and Daisy have been stinking up the Mushroom Kingdom alongside Wario for too long."

"D'oh I missed the point of being here," Wario complained as he folded his arms together in disappointment, mimicking his rival.

"Wah, I agree with you." Waluigi bemoaned as he was there to sell some tacos from his taco stand by whacking the tacos with his purple tennis racket.

"I think the point was to try and get these girls to stop farting so much, but it's a a moot point at this rate..." Birdo added as she adjusted her bright red bow.

"Damn right!" Princess Daisy happily exclaimed as she let out a huge bassy fart, with Peach smiling while the others groaned.

"Oh come on, it's not that bad!" Peach commented as she rolled her left hand. "I can't help it if I have a little gas in me."

"Well it's disruptive of the kingdom's peaceful tactics," Toadsworth stated as he placed Mario's cup on the table, going back to get more tea.

"Yeah, what they said. And also, you're providing a bad example to Toadette." Toad commented as he moved his hands about. "You know how much Toadette had to deal with in regards to being conflicting of her gassy habit?"

"Actually, I kinda like it." Toadette admitted with a wink as she farted right by, both figuratively and literally.

Peach scoffed as she placed her hands on her hips, shaking her head. "Oh! You two don't know the beauty of passing gas. It's a privileged." She then lifted her butt off the chair as she let out a deep pitched poot, giggling as Mario, Luigi, and Toad all groaned in unison.

"Princess! Excuse yourself this instance!" Toadsworth exclaimed as he turned around, pointing at Peach as he was quite annoyed.

Peach giggled sheepishly as she slightly blushed, having been somewhat embarrassed by Toadsworth. "Excuse me... ehehehe..." She frowned as another brassy toot emerged out of her butt.

"I don't know why Peach continues to fart so much," Donkey Kong stated as he was eating a bunch of bananas with Yoshi.

"I think she has a fart fetish. It's too obvious at this point." Yoshi admitted to DK as the two animals were being the plucky comic relief for this part of the story.

Silver The Hedgehog sighed in disappointment as he knew he would have to endure the stink from the flatulence created by Peach and Daisy, trying his best to complete his pizza delivery. "Oh... it's no use. I gotta adjust to these situations regardless of my feelings..."

"I can understand your turmoil regarding the flatulent Princess Toadstool." R.O.B. added in his robot voice, with the Robotic Operation Buddy fixing up some of the vehicles that were going to be used in a Mario Kart grand prix later.

The Ice Climbers simply laughed at this, with both of the snow powered Eskimos enjoying the show Peach was stinking up as Popo jumped up and down joyfully while Nana eagerly clapped her hands together.

"Hey doc, how come we're making a pointless cameo?" Peppy Ankylosaurus asked Dr. Hoshi as they were moving in some spare XBox units for the Toads who wanted to play some Halo within Peach's Castle, the yellow Ankylosaurus starting to break a sweat.

"Because Yoshizilla figured that we wouldn't be out of place in this fanfic." Dr. Hoshi admitted with a casual shrug as the purple raptor adjusted his light blue sunglasses.

"Trust me, you two aren't the only ones," Space Ghost explained as he folded his arms together, simply shaking his head at this predicament as he could be doing more important things like hosting his talk show, saving galaxies, or watching daytime television.

Pikachu was trying to get some of his electricity back, but had to hold it in due to him not wanting to electrocute everyone within the castle from Peach and Daisy's flatulence, making him contemplate his Pokemon life. "Pika pi... it's gotta be one of those days..."

Meanwhile, just outside Princess Peach's Castle, King Bowser Koopa was approaching the iconic castle on foot, deciding to kidnap Peach as usual when he paused, sniffing the air as he gagged.

"Yuck! Peach must be cutting the cheese again." Bowser grumbled as he waved the air frantically with his right hand, being disappointed. "Well, so much for that. I think I'll just go and torture those fairies from Subcon or something."

"That might be the smartest thing I've ever heard you say." Dry Bowser pointed out as he was playing tennis with Bowser Junior in the grassy themed court within the reaches of the Mushroom Kingdom.

"Yeah, dad. Maybe you should do stuff beyond kidnapping." Bowser Jr. added on, with Bowser nodding his head in agreement, but let's be real, you're not hear to read the much more interesting advents of the Bowsers... you're hear to read human girls farting. Speaking of which...

Meanwhile in the Pokemon region Unova, on the bustling busy streets of Castelia City, were the former Pokemon League Champions Hilda and Hilbert, traveling around all of Unova as they were joined by the very flatulent Bianca, who was still farting superbad, as expected. Only difference is that she managed to catch up with them after having been distracted by a letter.

"Guys! Guys!" Bianca exclaimed as she crashed into Hilbert, causing both of them to fall down.

Hilda gasped as Bianca was on top of Hilbert, with Bianca farting loudly, much to the embarrassment of both Hilbert and Hilda.

"Ough... must you do that, Bianca?" Hilbert commented as he squeezed himself from underneath Bianca, dusting himself off as he placed his hands on his hips. "I know you saved the entire world with your farting from Genesect, but you don't need to flaunt it at every time."

"Yeah... I guess you're right..." Bianca admitted as she let out a wet toot anyway, waving a letter she had in her hand. "But look at this letter I got!"

Hilda grabbed the letter from Bianca as she read it. "Dear Bianca. Congratulations! You have let out the loudest, deadliest, and most embarrassing farts of anyone anywhere! Please come to the Battlefield to have a special reward for your flatulent efforts!" She rubbed the back of her head. "Gosh, why would they send out such a letter?"

"I don't know. But I don't care!" Bianca exclaimed as she stood up, pumping her hands in excitement. "I have been recognized by the outside world for my farting! I have to go!" She then farted her way upward, heading up to the sky as Hilda and Hilbert watched in disbelief.

Hilbert glanced down at Hilda, folding his arms together. "I can't believe you farting in front of her convinced her to become the fart factory that she is."

Hilda farted loudly accidentally, blushing as she touched her fingertips. "Well... even I get gassy sometimes," She admitted, with the people and Pokemon around her either laughing or giving her odd glances.

"Oh, I can tell this is going to be exciting," Arceus remarked, both sincerely and sarcastically, since he looked at this predicament from all possibilities and whatnot since he was a god. But like I said before, we're here for farting female gendered humans, not more interesting stuff...

Later at the Battlefield, the morning was starting up as Peach floated her way to the stage, landing on it as she dusted off her dress, placing her hands on her hips.

"Now, what's the particular thing that I was summoned here for...?" Peach commented as she looked around.

Suddenly, she heard loud, deep pitched flatulence, turning her head to the right to see Bianca farting her way to the stage, her butt suddenly malfunctioning as she landed face first on the stage, her gassy butt in the air as an abrupt wet poot came out. Peach blinked as Bianca shook her head, looking around to see the stage, turning her head to face Peach.

"So... where's the reward I was suppose to get?" Bianca asked as she approached Peach.

Peach meekly shrugged as she shook her head. "I... have no idea. Did you get a letter mentioning your flatulent achievements?"

"Yeah!" Bianca pinpointed as she clapped her hands together. "It's pretty weird how the letter works out!"

Several seconds of awkward silence as Bianca and Peach continued looking at each other, both of them blinking as they had no idea what to do.

"So... uh..." Bianca stated as she touched her fingertips together. "How's the weather?"

Peach wrapped her arms around the back of her head. "It's pretty fine, actually." She coughed.

More awkward silence. Little did two of the flatulent blonde girls know that the entire thing was staged... all in an effort to make them see who was the most flatulent woman of all.