Priorities
Magical Girls VS Normal Girls. An Educational Talk by Akemi Homura
"Let me show you the cons and cons of a magical girl. However, you can enjoy life if you are a normal girl. Here's the slides."
Magical Girls
You will die by the age 16. No matter what, you will die.
Normal Girls
You can live more than the age of 16. Unless you got hit by a truck by that's not my fault who cares.
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Magical Girls
You will still have to fight witches even though you are in pain the first day you menstruate. And you might stain your costume and you only have one set. Anime world only have one set of clothes and you don't wash it.
Normal Girls.
You can lie on the bed and rot no one cares.
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Magical Girls
You can't get a boyfriend because you wont have time for that. But if you have one, your boyfriend would think you are cheating on him when you spent so much time witch hunting. And then he cheats on you then he pregnant your best friend then you have to settle a law suit, it's very troublesome.
Normal Girls
You can spent all the time slapping the bitch that stole your boyfriend.
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Magical Girls
The 14 or 15 years of your life where you were forced to study because of law is pointless.
Normal Girls
You can grow up and become a cleaner and earn some money instead of being dead.
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Magical Girls
Somehow, penis won't be in your life anymore
Normal Girls
Penis forever.
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Magical Girls
Your wish actually relates to your power so if you wish for big boobs it's over. Really. Your whole life is over like what's the point.
Normal Girls
Your birthday wish will not be fulfilled because no one cares but it's better because normal girls always wish for more Yaoi and it has to stop.
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Magical Girls
You have to be skinny because like I mention, you only have one set of clothes
Normal Girls
You can get fat and no one cares because you won't even have a second of screen time in this show and that would be great.
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Magical Girls
Virgin and dead.
Normal Girls.
You can sign up for the show "Mother at 17" at the counter just beside this lecture hall.
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Magical Girls
You will cry all night filled with regrets for your friend and your life.
Normal Girls.
You will cry all night filled with regret because you ate the last slice of pizza and gained 2kg.
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Magical Girls
If your hair and eyes are blackish brown, yucky yellow, vomit green or some ugly color... It's over. You can't even choose anymore.
Normal Girls
Rainbow hair and no one cares
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"Stop wishing.
Stop the hurt.
Stop Kyubey.
No Magical Girls.
Thank you and have a nice day."