{Sheogorath is planning a dinner party and writes his process down.. lets see how it goes.}
A party having sort of affair I'll be throwin' this mornin'..
Who should ol' Sheogorath put on the guest list, hm?
A fox! Yes, o' course I'll be having t' mind me distance, fur gives me a rash somewhere rather delicate..
Mr. Eidar can certainly wedge himself int' the list, that is, if he minds his manners and doesn't act too cheesey!
HA!
If Sanguine comes i'll have t' tell him not to bring any hagravens this time...silly girls always get their feathers mixed in me boiled cream; mixes with the crunch of the giant's toenail, and I'm a man of too refined a taste t' stand it.
Maybe I should get that lad Yagrum from the stink pit, though I always seem to be missin' my dwarven oil for tea after he visits..
O' course I'll certainly be needin' t' invite that Alduin, he is the first born of a squash after all!
OH
And cant forget that fellow from the Shivering Isles, it's not going t' be much of a party without him!
FINE FINE
I think that's a mighty fine guest list, now what do I need for servin' the refreshments?
Definitely need some swords t' pour the mead and wines in, the stuff just don't taste the same out of anything else!
Some shovels to serve soup will be good,
Maybe some fingers for the sandwiches too,
And I'm sure Hermys' got some spare books I can use for servin' anything else on.
ALRIGHT THEN!
Can't very well be a party without party favors for the guests..
Oh, I know just the thing!
Everscamp staffs for everyone! Huh? HUUUUH?! Why yes, that'll be an item ripe for making good memories..
Right, almost fergot the spoons for sweetrolls, can't have them goin' home with sticky feet!
...
Seems like ol' Sheogorath has got everything planned out perfectly, can't say even a salmon would've done a better job..
O' course the salmon can't say it either, too busy doing the fish-stick.
Wait...WAIT... WAAAIT!
I have the strangest feelin' I'm fergettin' somethin'...
O' COURSE!
HOW COULD I FERGET THE MOST CRUCIAL PART OF THE PARTY?!
...me fork,
Can't very well eat soup without it.