*quiet cough* Yo...so...yeah...I'm *cough* back...Why am I coughing? And so quiet you ask? Well, I'm in a mine. Why? Hahaha! So I don't have to disclaim! Ratchet will never find me in here!

Starscream: Puny human! Disclaim or I'll shoot the cave and bury you under all this rubble!

Me: What?! Dang it! Wheeliefan101 doesn't own Transformers and...also,I won't be answering PMs as much, sorry!

#81 Sour cream is not appropriate for everything
Guess what I found out
Sour cream can go in cake
CAKE!
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME UNTIL NOW?
WHY DID I HAVE TO FIND OUT FROM RAF AFTER HE BROUGHT CAKE FROM EVERYONE?
WHY DID I HAVE TO FIND OUT AFTER I'D ALREADY EATEN A PIECE?
Life is cruel
When Raf told me the ingredients of the cake, I nearly tossed my cookies
Erm, well, cake
Before any dessert could be tossed, Raf asked me if I the cake was tasty
And that's when it hit me
THAT CAKE WAS DELICIOUS
I ran out to share my discovery with the world
Nobody cared though
SO I MADE THEM
WHILE EVERYONE ELSE WAS OFF ON A MISSION, I COVERED THE BASE IN SOUR CREAM
THAT WAS AWESOME
Then I got banned from the base for a week
That was not as awesome

#82 Do not finish people's sentence with "EEEEY MACARENA!"
Bulkhead started it
He asked what the Macarena was
SO I HAD TO SHOW HIM
AND I HAD TO DANCE TO IT
AND SING TO IT
BUT I ONLY KNOW THE "EEEY MACARENA!" PART
I always feel so accomplished after singing it
I started practicing
First on Bulkhead
He just got moderately annoyed
Then Ratchet
Ratchet got super mad
But he's always super mad so he was basically the same
Optimus was where it ended
He gave me a lecture on being "appropriate"
I was listening, I swear...
But at the end, the tiniest, quietest most unnoticeable "EEEEY MACARENA!" just slipped out of my mouth
I was put in the corner to think about my actions

#83 Don't try to explain logic to me
Bulkhead once told me stabbing people was wrong
Because I kinda stabbed Bumblebee in a moment of anger when he threw a blue shell at me in Mario Kart
I took Bulkhead's advice very seriously
On the next mission I went to, I refused to stab anybody
I got shot at
A lot
And I broke 15 bones
Ratchet became livid
But I stood my ground
YES RATCHET I KNOW I'M A SLAGGING MORON
BUT BULKHEAD SAID STABBING WAS WRONG
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE CAN DO IT TO DECEPTICONS?
THAT IS A DOUBLE STANDARD, MISTER!

#85 Do not excessively use caps
I asked Raf to look these rules over
HE SAID I USED CAPS A LOT
AND IT WAS OBNOXIOUS
SORRY RAF
OH WAIT
I'M DOING IT AGAIN, AREN'T I?
SORRY RAF!

#86 Do not say any of Bulkhead's TV shows are childish
Bulkhead has a very particular taste when it comes to TV shows
He does his very best to enjoy what we all enjoy
Not to mention, he works very hard on the battlefield and deserves a little time to himself to watch whatever he w-
I'm sorry
I can't do this
How am I the bad guy in this?
Bulkhead was watching BARNEY
BARNEY THE PURPLE FLIPPING DINOSAUR
Okay, he doesn't actually do flips (if he did I might watch it)
But just because I found Bulkhead watching Barney...
Said how childish and lame it was...
Caused him to go into a mood slump and not participate in any battles...
Made Miko watch it with him for a month...
Suddenly I'm the bad guy and have to write a rule for this?!

#87 Do not mention Starscream's rather feminine frame
He is quite sensitive about it
I'm not sure if you've ever met a sensitive Decepticon
But they don't turn all embarrassed and shy, saying, "Please don't bring that up, it's too embarrassing."
Nah
Instead, they turn quite angry, throwing you to the ground, pointing a rocket in your face and yelling, "KNEEL BEFORE ME, PATHETIC LITTLE SKIN BAG AND I MIGHT LET YOU LIVE!"
Touchy, Starscream, touchy

#88 Do not mention anything to Megatron
Just don't
He'll shoot you, no regrets whatsoever
Saying his face looks like a volcano that just erupted ugly?
He'll shoot you
Saying he shoots like a storm trooper?
He'll shoot you
Saying his eyebrows are on fleek?
He doesn't care
He'll still shoot you

#89 Don't share your location on facebook when we're on the battlefield
BUMBLEBEE
STOP
PLEASE
Who let you have facebook in the first place?!
But besides that, stop showing our location every time we fight the Decepticons
Because the humans have been getting curious
And one showed up to a battlefield!
I had to bury a body, Bumblebee
Don't make me a bury body
Not again
Oh wait
I hear him moaning
I think he might still be alive
Hold on

#90 If you have to bury a body, don't do it at base
We now have a new human
His name is Frank
Oops
I should've just dropped him in the dumpster

Dare #1: Do not rain dance in the middle of base (ashtree423)
Especially not in costume
Wait
Scrap that
It would look weird if you didn't do it in costume
Anyway, I did a rain dance
I didn't expect it be successful
When Ratchet opened the spacebridge, water came pouring in
In hindsight, maybe he should've considered the possibility since he was opening a spacebridge in THE FRAGGING OCEAN
But no
He still blamed me
The base was wet for three weeks
I was banned for five

There you go! The first dare! Send in the other dares, winners! ^_^

Also, the big 100 is coming up. Any suggestions for special rules you wanna see?