Why Wheeliefan101 isn't a medic

Ratchet let out a vent as he undid the last of Smokescreen's tangling.

"There. And so help me, if you ever do something so stupid again-"

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Before Ratchet had time to finish his threat (which might be a good thing for all you young readers out there), a scream errupted from the med-bay. Which was followed by a very loud CRASH! Ratchet let out a growl as he yelled, "WHEELIEFAN101!"

With his wrench in hand, he raced to the scene of the crime. "101!" He shouted, optics scanning for his prey. A hand shot up from a pile of scattered tools. "Present and accounted for!"

"You won't be when I get my servos on-"

"Goo, goo. Ga ga!"

They both turned to Skyfire who was now sitting up and babbling like a sparkling. Ratchet gave the small human a dark glare. "What did you do to him?"

"Nothing..."

When a wrench flew by, barely grazing her head, she yelped, "Okay!
Okay! I was trying to help you by fixing up Skyfire. I thought he would tell me if something was wrong..."

The CMO's left optic twitched. "He was in stasis lock."

"Oh. Well that explains a lot."

"Momma!" The huge white Autobot was reaching out for 101 with sparkling optics. "Momma!" He cooed again.

101 slowly began backing away. "Whoa. Wait. Hold the phone. I'm not...there's no way I could be..." Her head snapped to Ratchet. "Why does he think I'm his mom?!"

He vented, touching two digits to his equivalent of a forehead.

"Whenever you unlocked him out of stasis, were you the first person he saw?"

"Well, duh, I-" She froze when she saw what he was implying and swallowed hard. "You mean he like...imprinted me like the birds do or something...?"

"Momma!" With a clang, Skyfire had jumped off the medical berth and started toddling over to her. "Hey! Stop! Get back! Oh no!" She took off running but he was able to keep up with her with ease due to his large size.

"Does that answer your question?" Ratchet smirked. "It appears as though you reprogrammed him to his sparkling years and he now thinks you're his mom."

"Oh wow!" Wheeliefan101 snipped, darting under a chair to avoid the grasping servos trying to pick her up. "I couldn't tell!"
The medic merely chuckled. This would be most interesting...

*five hours later*

"Momma! Momma!"

"You just never give up, do you?!"

Ratchet cast a glance over to Prowl. "Are you sure we shouldn't just put her in the brig and out of her misery?"

The SIC watched the small human race through base, futiley trying to get away from Skyfire. "No, I believe it best we just leave her like this. She'll learn never to mess with things she's not supposed to and besides," He gave half a smile. "It saves room."

Phew done! R&R!