c student be gone

what if Danny was a genius like the rest of his family.

chapter 1 meet the siblings

"Jazz, Danny! come down here, we want to show you something you'll never forget."

This was not the first time the Fenton children heard this sentence in fact they heard it a lot.

"dad? this is not going to be like the Fenton-microwave is it? no one going to turn into a blonde? " the orange haired girl asked.

"what Jazz means is, are you sure there are no consequences for any living being in your proximity? " the once again raven haired boy asked.

"don't be silly Danny we would never purposely endanger anyone, we always make precautions and safeguards so, yes we are sure everyone is safe. and if something goes wrong it will be a accident. " the very responsible Maddie Fenton responded. "and the Fenton-microwave accident wasn't all bad. now we know that you`ll make a very cute blond. "

"oke! can I have everyone's attention. " the orange hasmat-suit wearing man said "as some of you might know your mother and I have been working on a secret project for a while now." Jack`s face became serious setting the fenton siblings on edge "you might have some question`s like 'does this big secret project have something to do with that huge hole I made you dig in the basement wall two months back' " Jack suddenly felt very uncomfortable under the dead stares he got from his children and decided to skip his half hour speech "the answer is yes, behold the Fenton-ghostportal! " Jack pulled on a tarp revealing the most advanced piece of technologies the Fenton`s ever created.

Danny and Jazz stood in awe in front the portal. "they actually build it " Jazz said to herself. she and Danny had a discussion about the portal half a year ago . the top ten reasons why not to have a portal to the netherworld in a family home. they had a huge argument with their parents about not building the portal, a argument that they won. "I knew we won that argument to easy" she told Danny

"I thought you weren't going to build the portal!" Danny didn't know how to feel at the moment. he felt betrayed but also very excited, excitement he also saw in his sister.

"yah, that's why we kept it a secret from you two." Jack said enthusiastically "we knew that when you see the portal you`ll forgive us for lying."

Danny and Jazz where torn. on one side their parents lied to them, on the other side there was a new toy in the lab. one they could also play with.

"Jazz, Danny. I think we can learn a lesson from this" Maddie went into full parental mode "if there is something you want to do and you are not allowed to do it, do it in secret." oke... maybe not full parental mode "and if you're caught have a back-up plan."

"so... when are you going to activate it?" Danny asked knowing full well how dangerous the portal actually was.

"well, your father and I have talked about the perfect time to activate it and we've decided to do it now" Maddie could barely contain her excitement. she had put an incredible amount of time in the portal project and the thought of finally getting some results made her absolutely giddy. "were doing a test run to see how stable the vortex will be. once the system recorded all the information it will automatically shut-down." "after the second activation you kids can play with it."

"but remember, you kids can only play with it when we are both present." the kids were slightly shocked that there dad was giving the warning. normally if they wanted something mom wouldn't approve of they would go to dad. "kids, we let you play with a lot of things in the lab because we know how they work and are able to tell you how they work. but the portal... well... it`s new ground and we aren't sure what it`s fully capable of."

"oke, dad we`ll be careful. so what do we have to do before we activate it?" Jazz asked knowing that activating something like the portal needed some extra safety measures.

"first we will apply this ectoplasm repelling lotion to our skin. then we put on those new hasmat-suits and welding goggles. and when you`re done with that we`ll all stand behind this lead covert concrete wall... " "any questions?"

"besides the standard 'are you sure this is safe?'. what's the lotion for? " Danny said looking at his new hasmat-suit

"and what's with the new suits " Jazz added.

"the lotion is for making sure your skin doesn`t absorb any of the portal`s ectoplasm." Maddie answered "the gate uses a more toxic and potent version of the ectoplasm we normally use." 'because its radioactive' thought Maddie but wouldn't dare say it to her children knowing how they`ll react. "as for the hasmat-suits. we just wanted to give you new ones."

Jack and Maddie had been trying for years to get their children to wear hasmat-suits but Jazz refused saying that if Danny and herself had any change at being normal they couldn`t be seen dead in them.

"who wants to help me get this lotion on!" Jack asked bringing back horrible memories for the Fenton siblings

"sorry dad. but Danny already is my lotion buddy. " Jazz made a decision long ago that awkward sibling memories are much less damaging to the psyche than horrible traumas involving lotion and your dad.

"can`t disappoint Jazz. sorry dad. but mom will love to help you" Danny remembered the day Jazz told him about her master plan on surviving their parents. they calculated that if they share everything, help each other with everything, have perfect teamwork and never lie to each other that they`ll have a 84% change of actually keeping their limbs. it worked so far and it also helped them cope with the fact that they weren't normal children.

Maddie gave her children a knowing smile "take your time because if I'm going to do this alone" she looked at Jack "this will take a while"

"thanks mom we`ll be upstairs" Danny said hurriedly. not wanting to see the horror that is Jack Fenton naked. grabbing the lotion and the hazmat-suites he stormed out of the lab. his sister nor far behind him.

"my room or your room?" Danny asked holding the lotion in front of him so his sister could see it.

"your room. we don`t want to mess up my room for the slumber project." you may ask 'slumber project?' isn`t it 'slumber party'? the Fenton children never ever had someone over at their house and that made people curious about their home life. the main reason that they never had someone over was obviously their parents. but a week before school starts those probl... parents were going on a vacation.

first it was a family vacation but Jazz convinced her parents that she was mature enough to take care of the house when they were gone 'and babysit Danny'. and so the Fenton siblings started to conspire.

phase one: make house normal enough that slumber-subject one to six wont freak-out.

phase two: rig the house to be safe for teenagers.

phase three: make the presence of the little brother known and observe the reaction.(in case of negative reaction little brother will be deposited to subject Tucker`s house.)

phase four: keep slumber-subject one to six entertained until the four day time window closes.

phase five: destroy all evidence of project 'slumber' .

everything was ready to go. all 'normal things' where stored in Jazz her room and the room itself was transformed in a room that people would expect from Jasmine Fenton. all the equipment necessary for rigging the house where stored in Danny`s room.

why would these kids go through so much trouble for a slumber party. well... have you ever heard of the Fenton house of horror. where the walls and floor are covert in blood, where the food comes alive, where you can never blink because if you do you`ll give the Fenton's a chance to do something horrible to you.

Jazz and Danny had to sit through those stories every time there parents did something in public. their family stories were the ghost stories of the public.

but that was going to change because if those six girls can survive at their house without experiencing anything traumatic, then their lives would maybe improve.

"Jazz, about phase two. how are we going to disconnect the portal from the grid?" Danny had plans to shut-down all of Fenton-works but he didn't have a plan for the portal.

"we need to change some plans. instead of doing everything together we will have to split our jobs " the original plan was that on Monday Jazz and Danny would clean and decorate the house with normal things to hide the abnormal things. and Danny would shutdown the Fenton-grid on Tuesday while Jazz would go shopping with her friends(slumber-subject one to six) for food and girl stuff. "I`ll decorate the house and you study the portal blueprints."

"you want to clean and decorate the entire house, alone in a single day" Danny asked skeptically "that is impossible"

"well it`s not like we could call in some help or something." even though Jazz had friends they were not friends she would trust with a job like this. also they were the people she was trying to fool.

"what about Sam and Tuck? they could help and they already know we`re freaks."

"I don't know. are you sure we can trust them? I don`t want more rumors about us than there already are."

"they were the ones that helped me hide the zombie sandwich. that was two years ago and we`re still friends even though I slip up all the time with my weirdness." Danny just had to smile at the thought of his friends. they made Jazz her friends look like enemies. "they can even stay a night."

"I.. uh.. oke. but they have to follow my schedule."

"I`ll call them tonight." Danny closed the door of his room and looked at Jazz sitting on his bed. they both knew what was to come but surprisingly it didn`t bother them "when did this stop being embarrassing? " Danny asked.

"probably the tenth time we had to do this. " Jazz said already in progress with removing her shirt.

"heh.. with the right motivation "a huge hairy father "you can make siblings do anything. " Danny said while removing his pants.

"by the way, don`t you think there`s something wrong with these hasmat-suits?" the now fully naked Jazz Fenton asked while getting the lotion. "they look different."

"they look less bulky. in fact they look skin tight." previous hasmat-suites were always bulky but moistly dorky. "think they`re going to play the 'you can wear it under your clothes.' card " their parents must`ve put a lot of work in getting a fully functional hasmat-suit in cat-suit form. "you don`t think dad is going to wear one, do you?"

they could only hope their father wouldn`t wear one in public.

"Danny could you get my back" Jazz asked keeping her hair from her back.

"I'm on it." they`ve done this many times and were finished in no time at all.

"here`s your hasmat." Danny threw the suit at Jazz who caught it.

but getting the suit on your body was a challenge itself. "Danny. some help. these things are really tight "

but Danny was having some problems of his own "I know. it`s like they`re designed to never come off" realization suddenly hit Danny "they are designed to come off. right?"

after several minutes of struggling and pulling, the hasmat`s where on, and the siblings were surprised with how they looked.

Jazz was wearing what looked like a teal cat suite with black gloves and boots. because the suite was skin tight no curve of her body was left for the imagination. "damn. this is a definite no for public places. Jazz Fenton isn't supposed to look voluptuous nor sexy. she is supposed to look bubbly and geeky."

"if you are ever going to change that image I'll have to update Danny Fenton status from 'freaky nerd' to 'overprotective brother who can kick your ass'." Danny said also talking in third person "do you ever wonder what would happen if we were to stop wearing clothes that hide our body."

"you`ll get bothered by brain dead girls every five minutes and I`ll get the challenge of convincing the male population that I'm not there soul mate. so, yeah I have wondered what would happen."

"it can't be that bad. can it? "

"if you were to go to school wearing that, you`ll have a fan club within the hour." Jazz knew every piece of gossip that went on in her school and some of it was about her brother "Danny, you`re not even in high school yet and the girls in my class already think you`re cute" those girls saw her brother in his baggy clothes once "even with the family name as a detergent they still think you`re cute. if they ever were to find out that you have the body of a Olympic gymnast they`ll rape you in public."

at that comment Danny took a look in his closet mirror. his white hazmat-suit accentuated every muscle in his body. he really did look like a gymnast. "fourteen year olds aren't supposed to look like this."

"with all the training mom put us through, it`s hard not to look like that." Jazz remembered the non written Fenton family motto "if you can`t do something normal, do it with overkill." and seeing that the Fenton's aren't capable of doing anything normal, everything ended as overkill.

"ready?" Jazz asked.

"you think mom and dad are ready?" images of Jack trying to get in his suit started to form in the siblings heads "those suites were really tight."

"we'll see in a minute"

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