Author's Note: This is my thirty third episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History. This episode, Vaas Montenegro from Far Cry 3 Vs. Raul Menendez from Call Of Duty: Black Ops 2. I don't own the characters in the rap battle or the ERBOH series themselves.

BTW, if you want to work with me on a rap battle, tell me. I'm already working on a project with SSBBFan.

And of course, I give all credit to Peter Alexis Shukoff (Aka. Nice Peter) and Lloyd Leonard Alqhist (Aka. Epic Lloyd) for creating the Epic Rap Battles Of History series.

Beat: Hard Black Ops II Hip-Hop |rap| Instrumental by RedHookNoodles

Epic Rap Battles Of History!

Vaas Montenegro...

Vs.

Raul Menendez!

Begin!

(Vaas)

Menendez, li'l buddy, it's your lucky day

Another big gun will now make you pay!

You lost your sis? Aww, now that's pretty sad,

What I'll do to you is even more bad!

Little SDC has nicely betrayed ya

My boys'll kill yours, like USA did your pa!

You need a whole army for your little plan

I need none of that, only one, single man!

(Menendez)

You should quit rapping before I blow your brain out your head!

I'm idolised by American people despite all the blood shed.

I'm a revolutionary leader, you're just a secondary bad guy.

At least in my game, players have the choice if I live or die.

I may have had my right eye destroyed but I can easily see

You may have your pirates, but remember, I have Cordis Die.

My victory shall be sweet and that's a fact I know's true.

Plus, you're dead wrong: the REAL definition of insanity's you!

(Menendez loads a pistol during the former line. Afterwards, he aims and fires at Vaas, but he pulls out a pirate and uses him as a human shield, the bullet hitting and killing the pirate instead of Vaas. Enraged, he continues.)

(Vaas)

I had enough of you, Menendez, you're dead!

Hoyt gives me a gun and I'll blow off your head!

Secondary baddie, huh? That rhyme's a shame!

Hoyt may be the leader, but I got the fame!

The choices? Plain bad! The outcomes far worse!

The ending was like being trampled by a horse!

This is the end, Raul, I'll watch you die from afar!

Then get back to chilling in my jungle striptease bar!

(Vaas suddenly throws a grenade at Menendez which explodes, causing rubble to collapse around him. Thinking Menendez is dead, Vaas walks off. However, a cough can be heard and an older looking Menendez emerges out of the rubble. He proceeds to dust off his jacket before starting his second verse.)

(Menedez)

Not even your striptease bar shall help you in this duel.

Throw me your weapons'll only add even more fuel.

The only time you're threatening is at a gamer's first glance.

You could've been victor if you shot Jason when you had the chance.

I also must note that you're a seriously weak fighter

Your point blank shot at Jason failed by way of a lighter.

The strength of your pirates and yourself has been diminished.

Just like my verse, your little reign...

(He pauses before puffing his chest at Vaas.)

Is finished!

Who Won?

Who's Next?

You Decide!

Cast:

Vaas Montenegro: writer of chaos

Raul Menendez: KJMusical