Disclaimer: I do not own the work of art known as Fairy Tail. If I did...Sting and Lucy would be making out right about now...

So here I was thinking, GOSH LISANNA ISN'T EVIL! SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO JUSTICE BY HER. Then I thought...HEY Why don't I do justice? Let's make Lisanna look good for once. I mean...Lucy and Lisanna can be friends...right? WELL! I'll make them friends! I'll have them man hunt together.

And a huge special thanks to my beta, leoslady4ever for her help! She's awesome. At first I was reluctant with RoLi, but she told me to read a really good story by Nicole4211 known as Shadow of Lust and I must say...RoLi is pretty sexy! So go...show both the ladies love, they're such talented writers!

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Chapter 1

"I give up!" Lucy yelled out to the youngest Strauss sibling. "I'm waving the white flag. I give up. You can have Natsu. No take him! Take him with all that you can because…he's impossible. I swear he doesn't even know what sex is! Lisanna, he's all yours," she groaned out at the white-haired girl who was about to leave for a job.

"That's funny, because I was going to say the same thing to you after I came home from this job," Lisanna let out a giggle followed by a disappointed sigh. "I tried seducing the dim wit. I wore sexy ass lingerie and everything. You know what he says? 'Lisanna, where's the bacon?' Can you believe that! Imagine the blow my ego took," Lisanna fake frowned then let out a giggle.

"You know, Lucy. I was just going on a job to get my mind off the ever so hopeless pink-haired Dragon Slayer. It has quite a nice reward so why don't you come with?" Lisanna offered, waving the request paper in the air.

Once Lucy saw the value, she was instantly drawn in. 100,000 jewels. Splitting that in half meant that she could pay off the rest of her rent and Lucy was beyond certain that Lisanna wouldn't destroy half a town in the process.

"I am so down! Let's go‼" Lucy squealed out excitedly, truly content with the truce that was proposed. The youngest take-over mage was quite a sweet girl but because of their unspoken rivalry and their battle for Natsu, as many liked to call it, the two were never able to bond.

Lucy realized that they had a lot in common. For example, they both had a knack for writing. They both also agreed that Gajeel was such a hunky pile of iron and if Levy hadn't placed her unofficial claim on that sexy black steel, they would have taken a go at him. They also agreed that if Laxus didn't have his ever so strange relationship with Freed, then maybe, they would have taken a ride on his lightning rod. There was also the fact that both girls were next to certain that Cana was riding the Laxus train.

Additionally, they both had a theory that Gray probably stripped so much to show off his huge shaft of pride, which neither of them minded since Gray was so incredibly sexy. Actually, when it came to their taste in men, they were identical in all aspects except…

"How can you even think Rogue is hotter than Sting?" Lucy huffed, remembering the gorgeous blue eyes of the White Dragon Slayer.

"Rogue has that element of mystery. Sting reeks of abnormally high ego," Lisanna supported her side, trying to figure out just exactly what was under his cloak.

"Yeah but Sting has all good reason to be egotistical. I mean, have you seen his face. And his brute strength? What a turn on," Lucy sighed deeply, as her mind filled with the image of a shirtless blonde Dragon Slayer.

"Ok sure, but Rogue is a beast when it comes to strength. I mean, he has to be to be featured in this magazine?" Lisanna pointed out, holding up a copy of a Magical Fitness.

"Instead of fighting over who's better looking without a reference, why not decide it when the real thing is standing right in front of you?" the two girls looked at the door to their train compartment and instantly felt a blush rush to their cheeks.

"Rogue," Lisanna looked up at the piercing red eyes and instantly felt her cheeks blaze.

"Sting," Lucy's cheeks heated up the moment her eyes met with the perfect six pack that was Sting's abs.

"That's my name, don't wear it out," Sting smirked his signature smirk that was glued onto his face in every single picture that was published of him.

"This doesn't really interest me," Rogue said as he was about to walk out of the compartment.

Sting grabbed onto his partner's wrist before he could retreat, urging him to say something. "Come on. I mean, Miss Big Tits and Miss Big Hips are battling over which one of us is sexier. We can't just leave without hearing their choice. So Rogue, just stay and hear them out?"

Lucy's eyes widened with a fury that burned, sending shivers down Sting's spine. "Miss. Big. Tits," She glared at him harshly.

"Miss. Big. Hips." Lisanna replied in a tone just as harsh. Her glare flashed at Rogue but quickly glued onto Sting.

"We have names," Lisanna continued to stare at the White Dragon Slayer.

"Right, you do! Natsu's girl number one and Natsu's girl number two," Sting replied, first pointing to Lucy, then Lisanna.

"I'll have you know we aren't interested in Natsu," Lucy defended herself, continuing to glare at Sting.

"Lucy's right you know! If we were, there's no way we'd be friends," Lisanna supported the blonde's points.

"I'm going to leave now," Rogue's voice came out of nowhere, taking everyone by surprise.

"Rogue, wait. Don't you want to know which one finds you hotter?" Sting looked at his partner, a smirk daring to plant onto his face.

"Not really."

"Come on, Rogue! Don't ruin the fun," Sting whined in a childish manner.

Lucy and Lisanna looked at the twin dragon slayers, then looked at each other for a second. And only a second because after that, they erupted in laughter at the sight in front of them. Instead of fighting over who was more attractive, they were arguing about whether they should hear the choices.

Instantly, Sting flashed a seemingly menacing stare, that didn't make the two girls stop.

"What's so funny Miss Big Titties?" Sting asked, his eyes glued on Lucy.

"You two are!" Lucy responded between her fits of laughter.

Rogue let out a deep sigh, realizing that he had no choice in the matter. "Ok, since my idiot partner here is so keen on hearing your opinions on us, I will ask. Which one of you find me more attractive than the fool I am forced to call my partner?" Rogue asked, the expression on his face never changing.

How exactly could he keep a straight face while insulting Sting? The girls would never know.

"Hey!" Sting frowned at the insults being thrown his way.

"Well, for the record," Lisanna said, holding a finger up, drawing all the attention to herself, "I find you very attractive Rogue Cheney of Sabertooth. Actually, you are much more attractive when being compared to the White Dragon Slayer."

Lisanna's words earned a reaction from Rogue, only for a brief second. His eyebrows raised upon hearing the words and you could see his lips twitching from him trying to fight away the smirk that was trying to appear on his face.

The action did not go unnoticed by Lisanna, who decided to respond to Rogue by playfully biting her bottom lip.

"How can you even think that!?" Lucy yelled out, causing the White Dragon Slayer to laugh.

"I mean, look at Sting," Lucy got up from her seat to build effect. "Look at those gorgeously deep blue eyes. And that stunningly sexy, platinum blonde hair," Lucy ran her hand through his spikes. "And those chiselled abs," Lucy added, as her hands trailed down Sting's abdomen.

"The choice is clear here," Lucy added, after pleading her case. "Sting is much more attractive." She went to sit back down beside Lisanna.

"Just because Rogue doesn't like showing off everything, doesn't mean Sting beats him in looks. I mean seriously, it's probably because he doesn't want women fainting at sight that Rogue covers up his obviously perfectly toned body," Lisanna stated with a triumphant grin on her face.

Before Lucy could further argue her point, she was cut off by the laughter of Sting Eucliffe. "And you thought we were funny. You two are hilarious! No no, don't look at me. Keep on arguing," Sting said as he pretended to wipe tears out of his eyes.

"Although I will admit, the White Dragon Slayer seems like he can be quite annoying," Lucy added, causing Sting to sit beside her. His fingers began to run down her hands, lightly brushing her skin. His eyes went from light and playful to mischievously seductive. He licked his bottom lip in what appeared to be anticipation for whatever was brewing between the two blondes.

"Are you sure you find me annoying?" Sting asked in a husky tone. His hands now running up Lucy's exposed thighs as his mouth neared her ears.

Lucy took a deep breath in, trying to desperately compose herself after the seduction tactics Sting had used on her. "And just so you know, I find you to be the more attractive one between you and your white-haired friend, so," Sting's voice purred into Lucy's ears, "I think we should go out for a night," his hand neared the splash of skin between her skirt and her top, moving slowly from left to right across her torso.

Sting got up from beside Lucy and instantly clenched his stomach from the laughter he was producing. One look at the flustered blond, and any bit of sanity that was left in him disappeared, only to be replaced with laughs.

"S-SHUT UP!" Lucy screamed out, feeling completely hot. Her face matched the color of Erza's hair and Lucy was next to certain that Sting could hear her heart pounding into her chest.

"Why don't you two have motion sickness?" Lisanna mused.

"Funny story..." Sting said, with a nervous laugh.

"Sting smelled strawberry vanilla and decided to use a troia pill, hoping to run into Natsu's girlfriend. He said that he didn't want to look like a wimp," Rogue suddenly stated, his expression never once changing.

"And where did you get troia pills?" Lucy asked suspiciously.

"Oh...would you look at the time," Sting said as he glanced down onto his wrist where no watch was present. "Well I better be going! Bye," and with that the White Dragon Slayer disappeared into the hallways of the train.

"You," Rogue said, his eyes piercing into Lisanna. "You have peeked my interest." Those were the last words the Shadow Dragon Slayer said before following his partner.

Lucy looked at Lisanna who stared at Lucy. A sincere smile formed onto the blonde's face.

"At least we're not fighting over boys anymore."

This chapter has two of my favorite pairings! Natsu x Bacon (OTP!) and Lucy x Sting! I have a feeling I might fall in love with Lisanna x Rogue throughout this story so...yeah :).

And so the war ends! So how'd you like it. LuLi FRIENDSHIP FOR THE WIN!

Obviously I would write this out as a StiCy...I mean...they are my OTP and I am Sting's wife...:P