A series of pick up lines: Parody Verse

Chapter of Hisoka

Hisoka/Leorio

The young man felt sweat form on his brow and pretty much all over as the red haired magician leaned over him.

"I can show you a more thorough way of giving a prostate exam you know." He purred.

Leorio gulped.

Hisoka/Killua

As Hisoka approached, small needles in hand, Killua backed away cautiously.

"What's wrong boy? I just wanted to show you a few tricks Illumi taught me."

"That's the problem!" he shouted in response.

Hisoka chuckled. "Don't be scared, unless it's that you want something bigger po-"

Killua yelled and dashed as far away as possible, almost breaking the sound barrier.

Hisoka/Illumi

Illumi watched as the man across from him grin from ear to ear.

"Hey d-"

"No."

"But you didn't even let me finish." Hisoka pouted.

"The answer is no."

Hisoka/Gon

"Aahh! Killua let's get out of here!" the youth cried out as he was chased.

Killua agreed and they both ran for their lives from the terrifying and naked man behind them.

Hisoka/Machi

Machi hated going on missions with the psychopath clown. They always finished, but then she'd have to deal with him until they got back to their hide out.

Hisoka shuffled his cards with a smirk that didn't bode well for the person it was for. And since she was the only person there…

"You know Machi, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight."

Realizing what he meant, she gagged and shuddered. The "no fighting" rule was the only thing she could think about.

Hisoka/Chrollo

Chrollo could feel the red head staring at him for what felt like the sixtieth time that day.

"What is it Hisoka?" he asked, not even looking up from his book.

"Ah, nothing. Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?"

Chrollo looked up along with ever other Spider in the vicinity. Somewhere in the background, Machi placed her head in her palm.

Hisoka/Canary

Despite having Mike around, there were still a very rare few that managed to reach her. This time it was a man wearing what looked like jester's clothing with hair like fire.

"I'm sorry sir but this is private property. Please leave."

"Oh, and I came all this way to see Illumi. He never told me a little chocolate candy would be in the middle of the road."

Canary blushed yet still felt sickened by the "compliment."

"Please leave or else I'll have to remove you by force." She said, readying her staff.

Suddenly, the man disappeared. On higher alert, she looked around, then froze as something sharp was at her neck.

"Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?"

Face hotter, she could feel the presence let up.

Though when she turned to stab the intruder in the neck, he was gone without a trace.