"Mayuri, I think this is a risky idea."

Mayuri Kurotsuchi grinned. "But it's because of your sick fascination with yaoi," he said while looking sideways at the calm Retsu Unohana.

"Well, it's not sick," she said with a smile. "It's only a pastime."

Mayuri shrugged. "The blame is on you when everyone finds out."

"That's fine. Now, let's start the fun."

"Remember, I get to do experiments on you when this is done!" Mayuri exclaimed as he pressed the button to release the special made 'yaoi bug.'

"No."

Mayuri glared at Unohana before watching the bug fly over the soul society on the screen.