Binas: Hello people of Earth! I come in peace with a story that was inspired by 23Lalagirlable's Dear Naruto Fanfiction Authors. This one is done Code: Lyoko style! WHY HASN'T ANYONE THOUGHT OF THIS YET?! Well enjoy and I will try to stay in character with everyone. No promises... Enjoy!

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Dear Fanfiction Authors,

Hello guys! I have seen several stories about me! I am glad I'm your favorite! :D I love the whole kicking XANA's cyber butt, the new powers, and all of the ladies you give me! Wait... *Massive spit take* WHAT THE HECK!? GROSS! Okay, ladies are one thing, but MEN?! SERIOUSLY?! I AM NOT GAY AT ALL! I would never sleep with Ulrich! He's my friend and rival in seeing who can smash more monsters! I rather sleep with Sissi than another guy!

Me and Aelita? I would never do that to Jeremie! I am not that big of jerk! I have a heart too you know!

Yumi? Uhhh... I'd like to keep my gender, thank you very much. Ulrich would kill me if I ever got with Yumi. He gets jealous when ever another guy even talks to her like William!

Jeremie? OH HECK NO! That would be both gross and crush Aelita's heart!

Now Sissi. Yes she's a turkey and a brainless zombie who needs to see the brain doctor. But I rather get with her than another male like I said.

Yumi and Aelita?! I think you guys need to see a therapist...

Sissi and Aelita?! Are you guys are trying to put Jeremie in the infirmary?! SISSI MADE AELITA GO BACK TO LYOKO ON HER FIRST DAY!

And this is just so messed up... ANYONE OF US AND XANA/XANA'S MONSTERS! HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU MAKE OUT WITH A PROGRAM THAT IS EVIL AND IS TRYING TO KILL YOU 24/7?! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US?!

AND WHY MUST THIS BE WROTE?! WHY MUST YOU KILL MY DIGGITY DOG!? WHY?! WE DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER, INCLUDING EATING MEATBALLS AND GRAVY!

And stop making fun of my feet! I know they stink but you don't have to go THAT far on them!

AND I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS MAKE ME A PRANKING MASTER! That is one redeeming quality despite all of the romance garbage you guys have made. Sissi can write better.

And to set the record straight, I'M NOT SCRAWNY! I AM SVELTE!

From the fun guy,

Odd Della Robbia

PS: Can you make more stories that involve me pranking? Pretty please!