IMPORTANT MESSAGE AT BOTTOM!

Leonardo stared down at the brownish/grey-ish blob of…something that was currently on the tray in front of him. Tentatively raising his arm, the dark blue eyed male poked the blob with his fork. It jiggled a bit- the tremor causing the entire thing to convulse a bit before it all returned to its state of motionlessness. The cafeteria had decided to make today 'Mystery Meat Monday'- which was basically them tossing all the leftovers from the last two months' worth of lunches into on pot and mixing it all around with just about anything else they could find until they got, well, whatever the hell was on Leo's tray.

Looking around the table he was currently sitting at, Leonardo watched to see his brothers' reactions to said glop. Raph was utilizing a spoon and fork to both poke and prod at his, eyes narrowed in suspicion and mouth set in a deep frown. Mikey was full on ignoring his 'silverware' and the fact that it was supposed to be food and was using his hands to mold it like clay. It now vaguely resembled the Statue of Liberty. Donnie, on the other hand, had in fork deep into the gunk and was holding it up in the air- all of it sticking together and to the plate so he was holding all of it up in the air as it bounced, jerked and swayed occasionally. He had his lips pursed in a straight line and his eyes were narrowed, his entire expression clearly stating that he was not amused.

Looking back down at his own blob and poking it again, Leo couldn't help but wonder if it was illegal to poison an entire student body. If the cafeteria here was anything to go by, maybe.

Suddenly, something slammed down in the middle of the table, gaining all of their attention. Looking up, he saw April. Deciding that she must have something more interesting than the thing on his tray, he instantly gave her his utmost attention.

"H-hi April!" Donnie immediately stuttered a greeting.

Rolling his eyes a bit at his younger brother, Raph looked curiously between April and the paper she had slammed down on the table. "What ya got there?"

Sitting down beside Donatello (and unconsciously causing him to blush a bit), she held up the blue piece of paper and showed it to them. "I was on my way over here when I noticed the student council putting theses up." She said while gesturing to the flyer. Donnie took it from her hand and scanned it over before peering over at the redhead curiously, eyebrow raised. "A talent show?"

She nodded.

"So?"

"So?" she asked incredulously before lowering her voice a bit. "You four all double as seriously skilled secret ninja turtle vigilantes that take down and take out other ninjas, mutants and alien robot creatures and first prize is a thousand dollars- I thought you'd like to give it a shot."

They all blinked a bit in surprise before staring down at the blue sheet of paper still in Donnie's hands. "A thousand bucks huh?" Raph mused.

Whatever he was thinking, Leo quickly snapped him out of it. "Oh no," he started, "Don't even think about it Raph." This earned a glare from said male before the dark haired male tugged the flyer out of Donnie's hands and slid over to April. "Sorry April," he said, "But Ninjustsu is for defense purposes and such- not talent shows."

"Well maybe you can try something else other than Ninjustsu." She insisted, sliding the paper back to them.

Raph snorted. "Like these guys can do anything else." Another snort. "Actually, they can't even do that right…Or at least, not as good as I can."

Donnie and Leo narrowed their eyes. "What exactly are you trying to say Raph?" Leo questioned.

"I'm saying," the redhead started with an upward roll of his eyes, "That there is no way anyone would be interested in listening to you," he said while pointing at Leo, "Prattle on and on about 'Space Heroes' or watch or listen to you," this time he pointed to Donnie, "With your science crap…Not even the teachers."

Both Leo and Donnie glared at their brother- though somewhere in the backs of their mind, they very much far backs of their mind, they agreed. Before they could say something however, April spoke up. "Well, how 'bout Mikey then?" Simultaneously, they all turned to the blonde, who had returned to molding his glop. It took him barely a moment to register all the eyes on him before he looked up curiously and asked, "What?"

Raphael shook his head before looking pointedly at April. "See?"

She just sighed before standing. "Whatever," she said, "Forget the talent show, I'll just go get some lunch." Then looked down at what they all had before shuddering. "Or maybe I should raid the vending machine." And then she walked off.

"Talent show?" Mikey questioned, having not paid attention to the earlier discussion.

Leo shook his head. "Forget it Mikey." He said, "We're not supposed to use Ninjustsu for stuff like this and none of us have any other interesting talents." He then went back to his… 'lunch'. Donnie and Raph doing the same. But Mikey picked up the flyer anyway. He looked thoughtfully at it. No interesting talents huh?

Okay so this is my first TMNT fanfic and I've only recently gotten in to this fandom but I was hooked anyways. This idea came and I just love the concept of them as humans so expect more Human AU's (eventually). For now though, this is a description of how they look:

Raphael has dark red hair that stops right before it reaches his shoulders and it looks kinda spiky and is usually messy 'cause he doesn't try with it. He has dark-ish/light-ish skin with pointy, sharp, hazel eyes and an angular face. He has an earring in his left ear and a lightning bolt shaped scar where his neck meets his collarbone. He usually wears a red tank top with a black shirt/jacket over it with dark grey army pants with chains on it and red tennis shoes with a black wristband.

Donatello has stringy, long brown hair that he usually keeps in a messy, low ponytail but manages to fall into eyes anyways. He's relatively pale with reddish-brown eyes and a long, sharp face with plump features. He has a gap tooth that's visible when he smiles or grins. He usually wears a white vest over a purple polo shirt with khaki pants and black puma raps.

Leonardo has straight black hair that falls in his face sometimes and stops an inch before it reaches his shoulders. It looks spiky at the ends but he regularly brushes and cuts it so it usually neat. He's relatively pale but has a bit of a tan with dark blue eyes and a roundish face with a few sharp features. He usually wears a blue open, short sleeve shirt over a long sleeve white shirt with dark jeans and blue converse.

Michelangelo has short, unruly blonde hair that curls a bit at the ends and usually has either orange or green streaks in it. It often falls into his face and he long since gave up on handling it so the unruly and unkempt-ness isn't completely natural. He has naturally tan skin with brown freckles on his cheeks, a round face and big, round baby blue eyes. He usually wears an orange sleeveless hoodie over a long sleeve blue shirt with army green cargo shorts and neon yellow converse high tops.

There. Now look out for the next chapter. Until them MY PRECIOUS HELLSPAWN!