More crap, pls forgive me

Sebastian wanted a cigarette. He'd wanted a cigarette for four days exactly now. He was lying on the couch staring out the window, breathing in the horribly clean air. Ciel was gnawing on his arm. He'd been constantly trying and succeeding to bite Sebastian's limbs for four days. Four days ago the two of them made an agreement, Sebastian would stop smoking, and Ciel would give up chocolate. Needless to say, both were having an awful time of it.

"Sebastian," Ciel said slowly, "Do you think it counts if I eat something that's chocolate flavoured?"

Sebastian glared down at the boy. Oh hell no. He had not just spent four whole fucking days without a single cigarette, for Ciel to just cheat now.

"Of fucking course it does."

Without cigarettes Sebastian was constantly irritated and just generally grumpy. Yesterday he yelled at Ciel for putting the blanket on the bed the wrong way round. Ciel's mood wasn't much better. He had constant mood swings. He'd be yelling fervently at Sebastian and then suddenly collapse into tears. All this over chocolate. Sebastian couldn't stand this anymore.

"Okay look, it's pretty clear that neither of us are having a good time right now," Sebastian began. Ciel turned and glared at him.

"No way are we quitting," He snapped, "I did not go through that for it not to have any benefits."

Says the one who wanted to cheat a few minutes ago. Sebastian sighed and rolled his eyes. He knew Ciel was going to snap soon. His mood swings had been getting worse and worse, and the times he'd been on the verge of giving up were increasing in frequency. Maybe he could "accidentally" leave chocolates lying around the house…

"Fine, but for god's sake will you please stop fucking chewing on my arm," Sebastian said. Ciel looked up at Sebastian with a pout.

"What is it with you and biting?" he asked, "I can never even so much as touch my teeth to you with out you freaking out."

"I don't like teeth, they're creepy as hell" Sebastian said with a shiver. Now every time they fought and Ciel felt like he was losing, he would bare his weirdly small teeth, and set on chasing a frantic Sebastian around the room, trying to bite him.

Needless to say, it only took another two days for Sebastian to discover Ciel curled up on his bed, covered in chocolate wrappers, giggling. Sometimes Ciel actually terrified him.

Ciel was kind of peculiar. He was quiet and always sat on his own. He was the only person in their course with whom Alois was not friends. And it wasn't like Alois hadn't tried. He'd been his usual charming self, but Ciel had just ignored him. Usually Alois would be offended, seriously, who the fuck didn't want to be friends with Alois fucking Trancy. But Ciel was interesting. He was incredibly intelligent, and crazy observant. He got the best grades in their class. Okay, so maybe Alois's desire to befriend Ciel could stem off of the fact that his grades were, to say the least, below average. Not that he wasn't smart; he just hated the part where he actually had to do something. So he tried again. It was early in the morning and half the class hadn't turned up to the lecture. But surely enough, there Ciel sat, at the far side of the hall, head bowed over his book. Alois sauntered over and plopped himself down next to him. He saw Ciel move his head slightly, but turned his head away again, letting his hair form a curtain over his pretty blue eyes. Alois hadn't really noticed how attractive Ciel really was. But Alois didn't really go for that… type.

"Hey man," Alois said lazily. Ciel looked at him shyly, his hair shifting slightly.

"Hi," he said simply. Alois peered inquisitively at Ciel through his fringe.

"You're really cute," Alois said with a wink, "Maybe we could go out some time" Ciel looked at him wide eyed, a blush creeping up on his cheeks.

"W-what?" he stuttered. Aloise giggled, pushing Ciel with his shoulder.

"Oh come on, don't be so uptight," Alois laughed, "I'm just kidding. Though you are pretty cute."

Ciel sighed, rolling his eyes, going back to his notes. God this kid was sombre.

"Why are you even talking to me?" Ciel said softly, after a while.

"Cause you're cute, duh, do you even listen to me?"

"People like you don't talk to people like me."

Alois laughed again, a little too loudly. Not that anyone cared; they were the only ones actually awake.

"Oh my god, you sound like you're in some teenage drama or something, get over yourself dude, I think you're cool."

"Then you're totally crazy," Ciel said with a laugh.

"Nah," Alois said, smirking, "just slightly psychotic."

"Stop stealing my mike Sebastian!" Claude yelled, a frown etched deep onto his little face. Sebastian was sleeping over, even though it was a school night. Initially Claude had been crazy excited. Staying up on a school night? Hell yeah! But Sebastian was so annoying; all Claude wanted to do was play Sing Star.

"Ugh fine, have your stupid mike, I don't even want it," Sebastian said, throwing the microphone at Claude, who hastily caught it. Sebastian threw himself down on a beanbag, looking at his (crappy) mike with distaste. Claude did this on purpose, since Sebastian's mike picked up less sound than his. This was because Claude had not once, to date, beaten Sebastian at any song. But today was the day he would win. He'd made all the arrangements. Sebastian was tired from school, he had the bad mike, and they would sing the one song Claude knew Sebastian was worst at, Backstreet's Back. Conveniently, this was the song Claude was best at, and had been practising for weeks. He was totally going to beat Sebastian this time. He checked that Sebastian wasn't paying attention and quickly selected the song.

"Come on Sebastian, it's starting!" he said quickly as the intro came in. Sebastian looked up, surprised, but, realising what Claude was doing, grinned wickedly. He got up, flicked his mop of hair and gave Claude the most seductive look a 13 year old could muster. Damn. Claude choked slightly, and before he knew it, the vocals had come in and he'd missed two whole lines. Silently cursing himself he quickly tried to get back in the zone. But his points lagged drastically behind Sebastian's, who was singing like a god damned angel. Claude desperately scrambled to catch up, but it was all over. The song ended, and Sebastian had almost double his points. His eyes pricked and a loud sob burst from his chest. He crumbled to the ground, crying. Sebastian had beaten him again, when he'd gone to all the trouble to put him at a disadvantage. He'd beaten him on his favourite song.

"I hate you so much," Claude said.

"I can't help the fact that my smokin' good looks distracted you."

Claude remembered this display of pure evil for the rest of his life; swearing to one day, get revenge.

AN- Thank you so much everyone for reading this fic! I had so much fun writing it and I hope you had just as much fun reading it (✿◠‿◠)

Edit- I now have a new fic called 'Lame' which is an extension of this so go check it out c: