Hello to all the lovely readers out there! This is a collaboration fic between me and castielitea .

~ Hi this is Jen (castielitea) I write with those fancy squiggles ~

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Disclaimer: (Simultaneously) We do not own Harry Potter Characters or Johnlock (hehe) no jk We don't own BBC Sherlock.

Hermione Malfoy sighed. Working as the second head of the Department of Care of Magical Creatures was...rewarding but simply exhausting. Another animal had escaped and wreaked havoc on the grounds of Hogwarts, one of the animals in intensive care's condition had worsened, and to top it all, off her boss had informed her of a new collaboration study that would require them to work with Baskerville. Could this day get any more chaotic?

Emergency meeting, Hermione Malfoy and Draco Malfoy your presence is requested in the office of the Minister of Magic.

"Spoke too soon," Hermione groaned and forced herself from her chair. Just as she was putting on her suit jacket, there was a knock on the door.

"Come in, it's unlocked." Hmm...I wonder who would stop by at a time like this,and for my secretary not to say anything...

"Just coming by to pick up my lovely wife for our impromptu meeting," said the silken voice of none other than Draco Malfoy. Hermione smiled and greeted her husband with a light peck on the cheek.

"Any idea what he wants?" Draco asked his wife as they were walking to the office.

"No clue, maybe it's about Baskerville?" Hermione replied.

"Oh that. I still don't get why we have to go"

"Draco as heads of the department we ha-"

"Yeah yeah yeah I know, as heads of the department we have certain responsibilities that we must be aware of and treat with the highest priority. You've only mentioned it a hundred times."

"Hmph, well at least you finally remembered."

"I remember everything that you say dear."

"No you don't."

"Yes I do."

"No"

"Yes."

"No."

"Ye-"

"If you two are done with your petty bickering, I would like to start the meeting now," Kingsley Shacklebolt, the Minister of Magic said, a look of suffering plastered on his face. Of everyone that could have been the heads of the Department for Care of Magical Creatures it had to be these two. Sigh.

"Oh, Kingsley I'm so sorry, We just get carried away sometimes." Hermione apologized, blushing.

Kingsley smiled and replied, "That's alright, Hermione. I know how you two are." This earned him a triumphant smirk from Draco and a blush from Hermione.

"Now, I have called you all here because I have just received some disturbing news from the Baskerville headquarters."

"What news?" Draco asked, a bored expression on his face.

"I was getting to that, Draco," Kingsley replied patiently.

'Tch' was Draco's reply earning him a pinch in the arm from Hermione.

""Now, before I was interrupted, the news that I wanted to share with you was about the new project. The top secret one that we have been working on with Baskerville? Canis Lupis 47?" Upon hearing that name, both Malfoys sat a little straighter in their chairs.

Canis Lupis 47 was their most powerful hybrid. Part machine and part flesh, enhanced with muggle technology and advanced wizarding magic. A killing machine. One in extremely unstable condition.

"Oh my God. What's wrong with it?" Hermione asked, frantic.

Kingsley winced and replied, "It's not so much that something's wrong with it. The project is still unstable, if that's what you mean. But its not that."

"Kingsley..." Draco warned.

"Yes, yes I know I'm avoiding this. Alright time to just be forward about it. This project...has escaped its confinement. It's whereabouts are currently unknown. We need you two to travel to Baskerville. You'll meet with a British Government official, Mycroft Holmes - I believe you are familiar - to discuss further action." The second Kingsley finished, all Hell broke loose.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IT ESCAPED CONFINEMENT? IT WAS KEPT UNDER THe FINEST SECURITY IN THE WORLD!" Hermione screamed. Draco tried to calm Hermione, who was in hysterics, but failed since he himself was pretty much having a meltdown. The amount of havoc that that thing could wreck...God, this was going to be one hell of a mission.

"Here are your tickets, your flight is scheduled for tomorrow morning at 5 AM. Be ready," the Minister said, attempting to remain professional. The couple just glared at him. Kingsley sighed...why did he take up being minister again?

Baskerville

"And you say that the project escaped at around 4 AM yesterday correct?"

"Thats right Mr. Malfoy. We searched the entire Baskerville area and nothing, not even a trace of the dog was found," replied the nervous scientist.

"Alright, you may go." The man scurried out the room as fast as he could, avoiding eye contact with everyone.

"Geez, Draco, you're scaring the staff." Hermione teased.

Draco scoffed, "It can't be helped, after all this is potentially the world's deadliest killer we're talking about."

Hermione laughed , Draco was adorable when he was frustrated. "Oh, I almost forgot, Mr. Holmes asked you to meet with him outside to discuss a few details." They had met with Mycroft beforehand, just a brief introduction and a short overview of the situation. He said he would call for later details.

"Alright, you coming?" Draco asked, standing up.

"I'll meet you guys out there when I'm done here." Hermione replied, not looking up from her notes.

When Draco reached Mycroft Holmes he was surprised to find him talking (more like yelling) to two other men. One of them tall with curly dark hair and a long overcoat, was smiling innocently at Mycroft. The other, was short and wore a worried expression on his face glancing back and forth between the tall man and Mycroft nervously.

"What's this?" Draco questioned walking up to the trio.

"Everything is alright Mr. Malfoy." Mycroft answered hastily. Draco looked at the tall man with curly black hair, he seemed to be scrutinizing him.

"This is my brother Sherlock" Mycroft said, he didn't sound too happy about it. Odd.

"Draco Malfoy. I work as a head in a large firm, you could say." Or the government of a secret magical world. "Pleasure to meet you." Draco replied, holding out my hand.

The taller man shook it and replied, "Sherlock Holmes. Consulting detective. This is my friend, Doctor John Watson." They shook hands.

Draco turned to Mycroft again, the smug smile still on his face. "Your brother. A detective." The British government stooping so low already? "He is helping, then...?"

Mycroft's head twitched and Draco interpreted it as a 'no'. Draco let out a sound of understanding - it was just unwanted muggles meddling. Alright then, guess we can fix that with a bit of magic, he thought as he reached for his wand. With a quick flick, he cast sleeping spell over them.

"Thank you." Mycroft said, relieved, as the two figures dropped. "My brother has a bit of a tendency to stick his nose where its not wanted...Well, we better get these two back to their hotel."

"Now, about those prints..." Draco said, as he and Mycroft walked walked towards the truck.

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