Sword Art Online: Christmas Blessings
~ BONUS: Caroling Quips - Featuring SAO Cast ~
Kazuto: Hey there! We know the main story is already over and all...
Asuna: But we wanted to share, with you, a little presentation from all of us to you...
Yui: Our favorite songs around this time of year!
Klein: Yeah. So just sit back, relax and enjoy!
Kazuto: Okay. So...who's first?
Sugu: Heh. Not me.
Asuna: Heh heh. Why not you Kazuto?
Kazuto: M-Me?
Yui: Yeah papa! Go for it!
Kazuto: W-Well...okay. But only if Asuna joins in too.
Asuna: W-Wha?!
Yui: Hooray! Momma and papa duet!
Agil: Oh THIS should be good.
Lisbeth: Go on you two!
Silica: Yeah! Go for it!
Asuna: Ehh...dehh...o-okay.
Kazuto: Ready?
Kazuto: Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Both: Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Asuna: Tis the season to be jolly,
Both: Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Asuna: Don we now our gay apparel,
Both: Fa la la, la la la, la la la!
Kazuto: Toll the ancient Yuletide carol,
Both: Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Kazuto: See the blazing Yule before us,
Both: Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Asuna: Strike the harp and join the chorus.
Both: Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Both: Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
While I tell of Yuletide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Asuna: Phew! That was fun!
Kazuto: Okay! Your turn Lisbeth!
Lisbeth: Oh! Uhh...o-okay!
Lisbeth: Oh the weather outside is frightful
But the fire is so delightful
And since we've no place to go
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
Lisbeth: It doesn't show signs of stopping
And I've bought some corn for popping
The lights are turned way down low
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
Lisbeth: When we finally kiss goodnight
How I'll hate going out in the storm!
But if you'll really hold me tight
All the way home I'll be warm
Yui: (giggling)
Lisbeth:The fire is slowly dying
And, my dear, we're still goodbying
But as long as you love me so
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
Lisbeth: Ha! How was that?!
Kazuto: Really good.
Asuna: That's my friend for you.
Agil: Ahem. Allow me. I've always had a song that I loved.
Agil: Up on the housetop reindeer pause
Out jumps good old Santa Claus
Down through the chimney with lots of toys
All for the little ones, Christmas joys
Asuna: Ho, ho ho!
Agil: Who wouldn't go?
Asuna: Ho, ho ho!
Agil: Who wouldn't go?
Agil: Up on the housetop, click, click, click
Down through the chimney with old Saint Nick
Klein: Heh! All right then everyone! Stand back and get ready for some AWESOME tunage! From YOURS truly!
Kazuto: Oh boy. This ought to be good.
Klein: G-Geh! Shut up Kirito! A-Ahem!
Klein: Rockin' around the Christmas tree
At the Christmas party hop,
Mistletoe hung where you can see,
Every couple tries to stop,
Rockin' around the Christmas tree,
Let the Christmas spirit ring,
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie,
And we'll do some caroling.
Klein: You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear,
Voices calling, "Let's be jolly,
Deck the halls with boughs of holly"! Yeah!
Klein: Ha! How was that?
Yui: Papa? My ears feel funny.
Klein: GAW!
Agil: (snickers)
Klein: O-Oh! Stop it!
Silica: Okay! Okay! Stand back! Its MY turn now!
Silica: Frosty the Snowman was a jolly happy soul
With a corncob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal
Asuna: Frosty the Snowman is a fairy tale they say
Silica: He was made of snow
Asuna: But the children know
Both: How he came to life one day!
Silica:There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found
Asuna: For when they placed it on his head
Both: He began to dance around!
Both: Frosty the Snowman
Was alive as he could be
And the children say he could laugh and play just the same as you and me
Thumpetty thump thump
thumpety thump thump
Look at Frosty go!
Thumpetty thump thump
thumpety thump thump
Over the hills of snow!
Yui: Ooh! Ooh! I want a turn! Let me have a turn!
Kazuto: Sure Yui. Go right ahead.
Asuna: Oh! This is going to be so adorable!
Yui: Ahem.
Yui: You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town!
Yui: He's making a list,
Checking it twice
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice!
Asuna: (giggling)
Yui: Santa Claus is coming to town
Yui: He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake
Yui: With little tin horns and little toy drums
Asuna and Yui: Rooty toot toots and rummy tum tums
Santa Claus is coming to town!
Asuna: Hooray Yui!
Yui: (giggling)
* Kazuto takes Asuna's hand, making her blush *
Asuna: K-Kazuto?
Kazuto: You know...there's been a song I've wanted to sing to you. Would you...?
Asuna: Oh Kazuto. Of course.
Kazuto: What do you want this year for Christmas?
But could it be just company?
Should I bring my guitar so we can sing,
Christmas carols through the night?
Asuna: Kazuto...
Kazuto: What's on your wish list for this Christmas?
Is it pearls or a diamond ring?
We can take a stroll, make angels in the snow
And gaze at all the lights
Asuna: (sniffles)
Kazuto: As we're holding hands there's a reflection in your eyes
Snowflakes gently falling from the star lit skies
We hear the sled bells ring and the children as they sing
Reminds us of the joy that Christmas brings to one and all
Asuna: Oh...Kazuto! That was beautiful!
Kazuto: Thanks.
Yui: Yay papa!
Agil: That...That was beautiful kid. You know how to woo your girl.
Kazuto: Heh heh. I always thought a song like that would be best for her.
Asuna: Kazuto...(giggles)
Sugu: Uhh...h-hey. Can I have a turn?
Kazuto: Sure. I don't mind. Let's hear it sis.
Sugu: O-Okay.
Sugu: City sidewalks busy sidewalks
Dressed in holiday style
In the air
There's a feeling
of Christmas
Children laughing
People passing
Meeting smile after smile
And on every street corner you'll hear
Kazuto: Silver bells
Sugu: Silver bells
It's Christmas time in the city
Both: Ring a ling hear them ring
Soon it will be Christmas day
Sugu: B-Bro! You didn't have to cut in like that!
Kazuto: Heh heh. Sorry. Couldn't resist.
Yui: Time for the BIG finish! Come on everyone!
Lisbeth: H-Hey! Don't start without me!
Silica: Me neither!
Klein: Whoa! Whoa! No one told me we'd be ending soon!
Sugu: W-Wait! I want to be in there too!
Yui: On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Agil: Twelve drummers drumming
Asuna: Eleven pipers piping
Lisbeth: Ten lords a-leaping
Klein: Nine ladies dancing
Silica: Eight maids a-milking
Kazuto: Seven swans a-swimming
Asuna: Six geese a-laying
All: Five golden rings
Sugu: Four calling birds
Kazuto: Three french hens
Asuna: Two turtle doves
Yui: And a partridge in a pear tree!
Everyone: (laughing)
Asuna: That was great! Let's sing some more!
Kazuto: Whoa. Calm down now. Everyone needs a rest from singing. We can't do it forever.
Asuna: Oh Kazuto!
Yui: (giggling)