Dear Hades,

I think I have finally come up with a way to see whose child is the best! We should give them all a bunch of challenges, and whichever child comes on top wins!

-Very Smart Posieden

Dear Posieden,

That is a wonderful idea! Let's tell Zeus and see what he thinks!

-A Smarterer Hades

Dear Hades and Poseiden,

No need. I've been listening in on your conversations and tHAT IS A GREAT IDEA LETS DO IT!

-God of the Sky

Dear Zeus,

Awesome! Wait... What. You were listening to our conversations?!

-Two Angry Gods

Dear Hades and Poseiden,

Uh... No...?

-Zeus