(Serious AN: Some people have been writing reviews about how they're going to report this, and how I should take it down, and how authors like me don't belong on . If they're serious, then that's pretty ridiculous. Just because you don't like something doesn't mean it deserves to be taken down from a website. I haven't written anything purposefully offensive, and I actually put a lot of time and thought into these stories. You can hate them, of course, since that's your opinion, but it's pretty bad if people aren't allowed to express themselves in a certain way only because some people don't like it. This is actually why I'd really like it if made a trollfic tag. You could say in a drop-down that you don't want to see any of them, but if you were only browsing with no parameters you wouldn't see the tag.

TL;DR: Calm down, please realize I work hard on these crappy stories, and try to get to make a trollfic tag!)

(AN: k guys anyon who reeds this da story is for my friens's birthday and about her so no hatin or maybe shell take it like a insult. K.))

Molly streches her arms an yawns as she gets out of bed. My hare is so perfec in the morning, she thinks, brushing it. she takes her wand and efforetlessy casts Maccigly Clotheus and her cloths appear on her body. She doesn't need to wear robes cuz Dumbledore is her dad (AN: ya shes adopted mayb in da next chaper ill put flashbaks) and he does everything 4 her (but only if she gose to the store 4 him and gets his volumizing beard oil lol his beard hair isn't helthy).

"Hi Mollty," Hairy says as she sits across from him, where Herminey would sit but Molley killd her lol.

"Hi Hairy, hi Stupid," Mollty responds, laffing at Ron. Hairy joins in and Ron doesn't notice tho cuz he's eating britsh food. Hes a fatty.

"So were u gonna join the Talent Sho?" asks Hairy, licking som majic wizard orange jouce (it's not really majic but everyone thinks it is cuz Dubledor said so lol).

"I dunno, maybe, I don't know what 2 do for it," she replies.

"But u are so perfec!"

"O thx Hairy," she says, faltered. "But I still don't kno what to do for it."

"U can com up with something. Mmm this majic orange jouce is so good."

"Hairy, it's not majic," says Mollty fabulusly and smartly, "my dad Dubledore lied. It's cuz hes insecure about his beard hair."

"Wat dose majic jouse have 2 do with beard hare?" Hairy ass. It's a good thing hes the chosen 1, Mollet thinks.

"Ur kinda stupid… Anywayz, I don't know but im always right, and Ron is fat, so." Molyl smartly quips.

"Lol your right Mole."

"i kno."

That nite, Mollty was in the Gryffidor common room wif Hairy thinkin off things to do 4 the Talent Sho. Ron was eatin at the Grate Hall all alone lol.

"Maybe I can-WOAAH!" It was like an eathquake shook the Hogwarts Catsle. Mollet looked out da window and saw a grate beast...A DRAGON!?1/?!

Hairy used as spell 2 get down to da dragon. He knewd it was comin for him. But Mollye know different. she knew it was 4 her and her battle.

"No hairy!" she yelld, then casted the same spell to teleport too. Wen she dgot down ther, Hairy was tryin to cast majics at it and kill it.

"Moove out of the way! I can kill it wif my majics, perfecness, and awesom curly hair!"she shouts. Hairy dives out of the way of her majic and perfecness and curly hair.

"But Mole, how are u gonna use those seprete things?!" he exclames! rolling so not to get hurt frum the rocks on da ground.

"Silly, Im gonna use them toogether! Peraciate Curlonomus!" She casted the spell at her hare and suddenly all the affects hppend. Her hare flasheded all colours like a crazey fireworks show kinda-ish. And her hare also becamed rock hard like metal (AN: ya i know metal isnt a rock but just go wif it ok?), but her nec was strong enouf that it didint hurt her.

Molley charged at de dragon, hed down.

"RAAAAAWR," goes da dragon (named Ron (AN: lol geddit cuz ron sux everything thats bad is calld ron.)) as it breaths fire at her. Hairy helps her out by casting a spell calld Ron-es Tonto (AN: lol anotha ron joke) at Molley to shield her frum da fire.

Mollye went "RAAAAAAAWR" back at da dragon and hedbutted him in the belly. Then his guts esploded bloodily all over everywere. Like all off britin.. But Hairy did anothe spell that sheilded him and Molley and another that poofed Ron into the esplosion. So Ron got coverd wile Hairy and mOLLY WERE OK AND ALL HAPPY CUZ THEY KILLD DA DRAGON. But mainly Mole killed it with her awesom majic hair that all da Hogwarts wanted.

"im so prod of u," Dubledore said oldly and wisely at da grate hall. Hairy an Molley wer standing nex to him by te standy thing (AN: opium?). "I say ten millon pointz 2 Giffindor!" he yelld to every1. Malfo slammed his head on da table, givin himslef an concussion. His Slither friends didnt notic cuz they wer eatin. he leend over 2 Molley and Hairy (Ron wuz still in da outside eatin dragon gutz.) and wsperd: "Lol now gryfindoor will win 4sho!" (AN: ya Dubledoor is cool and stuf.)

Then grifindoor had a relly fun party wifout Ron to celebreat the 2 heros.

(AN: thx fo reading! see u nex chaptr!)

AN frum ch 5: (AN: guys thanks for revewing but its not a joke ok? Even if it wus it wudn't too make peple angry it wudn't be making fun of peple. Mayb it wud be because it mite be fun too let go and rite a bunch of crap instead of trying relly relly hard. Not like not try at all but still. I don't like making peple angry I like to make peple laff so it wud be to rite a terrible funy story. I'm not trying too make peple angry. So think about that pleese befor you revew.)