The Evil Little Beast
One day, a duck walked up to the institute. It had a determined look on its face. It snuck into the institute and looked for a certain blonde boy. The duck perked up when it heard voices. It went to a door and heard a girl.
"Jace!" She screamed. The duck smirks happily, or at least it smirked inside its beak. It walked into the room and over to Jace. Jace hadn't noticed the duck yet and was still arguing with the girl. The duck was now standing behind Jace. It threw its head back and then slammed it forward. Jace screamed and turned to see the duck.
"Holy shit! Clary! It's a duck! Get it away from me!" Jace leapt onto the couch and looked around for a weapon. He didn't have anything on him but clothes.
William Herondale suddenly walked into the room in his sexy glory.
"What is all this racket?" He questioned Jace who was staring at the floor like it was lava.
"IT'S A DUCK!" He shouted. Will's eyes bulged out if their sockets and he dashed out of the room shouting things about cannibalistic bloodthirsty beasts that were out for his blood. Clary just watched the whole seen with a serious face. She couldn't believe she was dating such a weirdo.
"Jace, you do realize that it's just a duck." Clary said, staring at him. He looked at her.
"Claaary! It is not just a duck! It's a crazy beast that's out for everyone's blood! It eats its own kind and enjoys our pain!" Jace exclaimed. Clary threw up her hands and walked out of the room. Jace watched as she walked out of the room. He then realized he was alone with the duck.
"CLARY! COME BACK HERE! GET THE DUCK!" He screamed. Will came back with Jem.
"JEM! KILL THAT THING! KILL IT! IT'S OUT FOR MY BLOOD!" Will pointed to the duck that was staring at him with a glint in its eyes.
"No! IT'S OUT FOR MY BLOOD!" Jace yelled. Jem groaned.
"Will, it's just a duck. It won't hurt you." Jem sighed when Will started waving his arms around.
"JEM! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! THAT THING IS EVIL! BLOODTHIRSTY! IT WANTS OUR BLOOD AND OUR HEADS AND-" Jem cut him off.
"OK I GET IT! The ducks are evil! Just get a net and throw it out the window." Jem said calmly. Will nodded.
"Good idea Jem! Just risk the live of people on the streets!" He yelled.
"Will! We aren't in the streets you idiot!" Will looked at him and then nodded once again.
"Ok, I'll go get the net." He dashed down the hall and turned left. Jem rubbed his forehead and looked at Jace who was throwing pillows at the duck.
"STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU BEAST!" He yelled. The duck dodged the pillows at it came closer.
"..." Jem sighed once again. He was so glad that he wasn't a Herondale.
"I'VE GOT THE NET!" Will called as he came running down the hallway. Jem grabbed the net from him and creeped towards the duck. The duck whirled around and faced him. Jem jumped back, startled by the duck's sudden movement. He carefully crept closer to the creature with the net readied in his grasp. The duck flapped its wings frantically as Jem lowered the net onto it. Will jumped up and down like a 5 year old.
"YOU DID IT JEM! YOU DID IT!" Jace ran off the couch and hurried out the door.
"CLARY!" He screamed as he ran down the hall. Will sighed.
"Teenagers!" He threw his hands up. He turned to look at Jem when suddenly the duck was in his face. Will screamed like a girl and fell over. Jem laughed and the duck quacked. Will had fainted.
"CLARY!" Jace screamed. Clary groaned.
"What is it Jace?" She called.
"THEY CAUGHT IT! THEY CAUGHT THE BEAST!" He shouted. Clary covered her ears at his loudness.
"Good for them." She mumbled, looking at her runes. She jumped when she heard a scream and a thud. She rushed out of the room and saw Jace lying on the floor unconcious.
"OH MY GOD! JACE!" She knelt down beside him.
"Don't worry, he just fainted." She looked up to see Jem holding a duck in the palm of his hand.
"..." Clary stood up and left Jace lying in the middle of the hallway. She could deal with him later.
I don't know if I'll write anything else... But anyways please review! ^_^ Jace will hug you and if he doesn't I will force him.