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Chapter 8

Uriah

After Four gets out of the infirmary, or the place I call hell in a hole, because it is literally in a hole, we go back to my place to continue with another day of truth or dare.

"Since considering it is Erudite day, I think Caleb should go first."

We all look at Caleb. It's silent until Tris says, "Caleb truth or dare?"

"Um. Dare. I guess I have nothing much to lose. You are already making fun of my faction. Which is very low."

"I dare you to do a strip tease for Four."

I get dirty looks from both Four and Caleb.

"There is no way that I am going to do that." Caleb says.

"Thank God, I was nervous for a second." Four says.

"Then take off a piece of clothing." Zeke says.

"But I said I wasn't doing the strip tease. So no."

"But since this is strip truth or dare you have to."

"Wait so I could either have a piece of clothing off for the rest of the game, or take off my clothes for Four and then put them back on?" Caleb questions.

"No shit Sherlock. And since this is a strip tease you have to take off your underwear too." I say to him.

He thinks for a bit longer and then moves over to Four and begins with his shirt.

"Oh shit this is not happening." Caleb nods and runs his hands all over his body. "Why me? Why not someone else. You realize that I could be your future in-law one day." Caleb puts his finger over Four's mouth to shush him.

"Oh man shit just got real!" Zeke says and watches intently.

"Quit staring at me Zeke. It looks like you want this next." Four says. And once again Caleb puts his finger over Four's mouth. And squats down onto Four's lap.

"Tris does this to me when she wants me to be quiet too."

Caleb squats down again and starts on his pants, I swear I hear Christina groan. So does Will.

"You guys must be really enjoying this, I mean I'm on the receiving end of this ship and I have to admit this is the worst sex I've ever had." Caleb starts to twerk in Four's face, Zeke moans.

Four glares at Zeke, "Seriously Zeke do you want to switch spots?"

All Zeke says is "Dude he has amazing calves, I mean I've seen nice calves but those calves are damn nice."

"Aren't they?" Eric says.

Am I and Four the only straight guys in this room?

Caleb starts on his underwear and Four pushes him away, pants halfway down. He lands on Tris who screams and tries to get away, but fails. "Okay dude, I know you've seen my junk, but I don't need to see yours that's too far."

Caleb gets off of Tris and his balls hit her in the face and she screams again. Caleb quickly pulls his boxers up, and says, "Oh my God Tris I am so sorry. I never meant to do that to you."

"Quit apologizing, that just makes it worse." Tris says and scoots closer to Four who wraps his arms around her.

Everyone gets really quiet again, for like ten minutes, someone needs to break the awkwardness. So I say, "What has been seen cannot be unseen, nor do we want to ever see again. Caleb your banished...after tomorrow. "

"Tomorrow? Shouldn't it be right here right now? I mean just look at Tris. She's scarred for life." Christina says.

"But it's his turn!" I yell at her. "C'mon buddy. Who is it going to be?"

Caleb looks around at everyone. Looking everyone in the eye except Tris.

"Zeke truth or dare?"

"Well we don't want anything to happen like what just happened so truth."

"What was your most intimate moment of your years?"

Before he says anything he looks at Four who has his head in his hands shaking his head no. But Zeke obviously doesn't understand what that piece of body language means and proceeds with his story.

"It was a bright and sunny Tuesday in January. January 5th to be exact. I was seventeen and Four and I had just gotten done with a shift in the control room. It had been a hard day so we decided to take a load off. He had a vile of Amity serum. And I had a half pound of weed and Dark Chocolate brownies. So I was like 'What can we do with a half pound of weed, a vile of Amity serum and box of dark chocolate brownies?' And Four being the culinary genius that he is said that we could combine them all together to make something sweet, and chocolaty. I'm not sure if he had taken some of that Serum at lunch because he seemed to have nice words. So we went to his apartment and found out that we needed some more oil. So we went to the grocery store to purchase some."

"Get on with it already." Tris says.

"Don't interrupt. So where was I? Oh yes we had just purchased the oil and got back to Four's apartment. We began baking the brownies. We added the serum and weed as we went. Then we put the brownies in the oven and decided to put powdered sugar on top, and since we still had some pot left over we mixed that with it too. When the brownies were done we but the sugar on the brownies and then ate them. Ever thing was a blur after that. But we woke up in his bed...together. Don't worry Tris this was before Four even new you."

"That doesn't mean it was ok." she says to him.

"Zeke just finish the story before she hits me in the balls."

"Where was I again? Oh yes, Four and I woke up in the same bed yada, yada, yada, that's it."

I stare at him hard, he came to mom's house that morning covered in oil and a purple stripper outfit, with a hickey on his neck. "I don't believe you mother fuckers! Finish the damn story, you can't end it with yada, yada, yada, you aren't Elaine from Seinfeld."

"Fine then, we woke up holding each other intimately, his hand on my ass, and my hand on his balls. We were inches from making out and Four was in a dress. I was in a purple stripper outfit we were both for some reason covered in vegetable oil. How I got in that stripper outfit, I'll never know. So I woke up and did the walk of shame to my mother's apartment. I even had the heels to do it too. I had to clutch my coat over my chest so mother ask me questions, but that didn't matter she still asked me questions. That's when I learned that Four snores."

Four looks at Zeke, like he's trying to remember something. "I don't remember you and me waking up touching each other."

"You were asleep."

"I don't snore either!" He looks at Tris. "Do I?"

She nods, "Its like a jack hammer is constantly going on when sleeping with you."

"I bet that's how the sex sounds too." Eric mumbles, Four looks ashamed. Christina, Will, and I burst out laughing, literally dying.

"It's not that funny! It's a medical problem! I had it checked!" Four says loudly, but that only makes us laugh harder.

"I'm talking about the snoring!"

"Whatever helps you sleep at night! And obviously the snoring does." Tris says laughing.