It was around midnight when he got home. He had wanted to surprise you but the car ran out of gas and he had to wait for someone to give him a ride to get gas. He had been in England visiting his parents and now he's back. He puts his bags by the stairs and climbs up them silently. Reaching the top, he walks down the short hallway and opens the door to the bedroom. His eyes adjusted and he saw you, sleeping peacefully underneath the blankets with a book on the bedside table.

He walked over, kissed your forehead before noticing that you had a black eye. He decided to ask you about it in the morning and climbed into bed with you, making sure that you were still tucked in. In your sleep, you turned over and snuggled up to him.

You woke up to light in your face and rubbed your eyes before wincing in pain. You opened your eyes and saw Germany beside you. He made it home safe from the meeting in America. You got up, got dressed, and went downstairs to make breakfast. Germany came down later in the day when he woke up from the jet lag and ate lunch with you. "[Name], what happened to your eye?" Oh, he wanted to know? You smirked from the memory.

"Well…

"He doesn't love you, [Name]," Seychelles told you. You were at the bar with Hungary just to relax when she showed up and started talking about how Germany didn't love you. "He's only with you for the sex and because he feels pity on you." You see, Seychelles was Germany's old flame, meaning that she was his ex-girlfriend. She was jealous of you because you and Germany were dating longer than her relationship with him had been.

"Yep, he's only here for the sex because I make it so good. I'm better than you was and will ever be." That seemed to make her angry.

"Well, at least he didn't put a brown paper bag over my head."

"At least I don't have to wear tons of perfume." That hit the nail on the head. Seychelles had been trying to get back together with Germany since you started dating him. But it wasn't working and you were unknowingly making her jealous for the first two months. From then to now, you have been doing it on purpose. Seychelles grabbed your hair and pulled. You grabbed her arm and tore it away, grabbing her hair with your other hand and pulling, hard. She let go of your hair and managed to get a punch in on your left eye and that's when you lost your cool even more.

You punched her in the nose and she went and grabbed it. You managed to punch her in the stomach twice before she fell to the floor. You thought that she had had enough and turned to leave when she got up again and tried to smack your head with a beer bottle. You turned around and, with years of being in combat, got the bottle out of her hands, hit her in the head with it and broke it, while kneeing her in the gut in the process. Punching her more in the face, you broke her nose and gave her two black eyes and a few bruised rips. "Stay away from Germany and me or else I'll put you in the hospital because you broke your fucking legs and five ribs." You paid your bill and left, Hungary trailing you and telling you about how awesome you were.

"…and so I had to take a few painkillers in order to sleep last night." Germany looked at you with a shocked expression. "What?" you asked him, innocently.

"Um…nice job. But was it really necessary to do all that? You could have just knocked her out?"

"Yeah, but I wanted to teach her a lesson. Hopefully, she'll fear me now." You gathered your plate and then went to cuddle with Germany for the rest of the day.