I read a few fanfics like this but there weren't many and no one had written any in ages. I loved how funny and dramatic they are so I decided to try writing my own. I hope you like it!
Chapter 1
It seemed like any other day I was sitting in the great hall eating breakfast with Harry and Ron when I heard music. I looked around but it didn't seem to be coming from anywhere. It was like there was some invisible stereo in the room.
Suddenly Pansy Parkinson jumped to her feet and started screeching. No wait, she was singing.
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
I struggled to stifle my laugh as I realized what song she was singing. Everyone was staring at her as she sang terribly to everyone. People were covering their ears to try and block the horrific sound of Pansy's singing.
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention
She jumped on the Slytherin table and stuck her foot in her bowl of porridge.
I kissed a girl and I liked it
She belted deafeningly. I think I felt my ear drums burst and the horrible sound. I saw Draco stare at her in shock along with many of the other Slytherin. Many Gryffindors were falling on the floor in uncontrolled laughter.
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
She looked at Draco guiltily.
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it
No, I don't even know her name
It doesn't matter,
She was my experimental game
Just human nature,
At this a Slytherin girl I didn't know jumped to her feet. "You bitch! I never want to see you again!" She screamed before she ran out of the hall crying.
It's not what,
Good girls do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it
The music stopped and there was a stunned silence. I could see by her face that Pansy didn't just willingly burst into song. Draco broke the silence. "Pansy we are so over." At those words, Pansy's eyes filled with tears and she ran out of the great hall.
"What just happened?" Asked a bewildered Ron.
"I have no idea." Answered an equally as bewildered Harry. Slowly, people started going back to their breakfasts.
It was the start of fifth year. I was pretty happy at the moment because Ron asked me out at the end of last year and we have been blissfully dating for the whole summer. Classes had started three weeks ago and Harry was a little on edge because of Voldemort being back and Umbitch playing on his last nerve. The woman was positively infuriating.
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It was after breakfast in the great hall when it happened again. I was walking with Harry and Ron down the corridor when I saw Fred and Angelina having a loud discussion. "I decided we should get back together." She was saying. "Everyone expects us to." A week after school started, Angelina had broken up with Fred for no apparent reason. The poor guy was heart broken at first but he got over her pretty quickly. I don't think he really ever liked her that much.
"Angelina, you broke up with me!" He yelled angrily. "Just let me get on with my life."
"But clearly you want me back." She said arrogantly. That is when the music started. Fred began to sing.
Here's the thing
We started out friends
It was cool but it was all pretend
Yeah, yeah, since you've been gone
Fred was actually a really good singer. What I didn't get was why he was singing. I mean, Pansy's crazy so I just brushed it off but Fred. There is something really strange going on.
You're dedicated
You took the time
Wasn't long till I called you mine
Yeah, yeah, since you've been gone
And all you'd ever hear me say
Is how I picture me with you
That's all you ever hear me say
But since you've been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so moving on, yeah yeah, thanks to you
Now I get what I want, since you've been gone
Angelina looked slightly angry at this. A crowd was beginning to gather around them.
How can I put it? You put me on
I even fell for that stupid love song
Yeah yeah, since you've been gone
How come I never hear you say
I just wanna be with you
I guess you never felt that way
But since you've been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so moving on, oh, yeah, yeah, thanks to you
Now I get, I get what I want
(Since you've been gone)
Fred twin brother George was singing backup. I could tell by his face that he had no idea why he was doing it. This was just too weird. What is going on?
You had your chance, you blew it
Out of sight, out of mind
Shut your mouth, I just can't take it
Again and again and again and again
Angelina looked really mad now. Probably because she was loudly and publicly being rejected.
Since you've been gone
(Since you've been gone)
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so moving on, yeah, yeah, thanks to you
(Thanks to you)
Now I get, I get what I want
Since you've been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so moving on, yeah, yeah, thanks to you, thanks to you
Now I get
(I get)
You should know, you should know
That I get, I get what I want
Since you've been gone
Since you've been gone
Since you've been gone
There was complete silence when the music stopped. "Okay, What the hell-" George began.
"-is going on?!" Fred finished.
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I hope you liked that. The songs I used were 'I kissed a girl' by Katy Perry and 'Since you've been gone' by Kelly Clarkson. Tell me what you thought and any song suggestions you may have.