Ello! Like I promised my axel/Roxas fanfic! You shall read on!

Roxas P.O.V.

Ok it all started when I bumped into this asshole of a red head. Well, I don't actually know if he's an asshole he just looks like one, but my point is that I talked to him for like three minutes and he gave me his fucking number! He obviously wants to get raped…but before I turned around to walk home he said 'bye sexy!' with a huge smirk on his face! UGH! And then when I got home I found my BROTHER in the living room making out his asshole boyfriend. This time I actually know he's an asshole. My brother, Sora, has been dating that bastard for TWO YEARS! I figured he was an asshole the first two months he was dating him. Back to the read head. I have his number written in black permanent marker on my hand! So now I'm trying to scrub off the ink but he chose sharpie which DOESN'T COME OFF!

BUZZ oh great now I have a text from this random number.

'Hey Roxy ;)'

'Ummmm…who is this?'

'You don't remember me? Wow that hurts, ox, it hurts a lot'

'So are you going to tell me who you are?'

'Why don't you guess, my Roxy…'

'Ummmm….Demyx?'

'Wow shit you know who Demyx is?!'

'Yeah…so I'm guessing you're not Demyx'

'Nope, sexy… ;)'

Oh shit…it's that fucking red head…'you're that fucking red head! How the fuck did you get my number?! You gave me yours I never gave you mine!'

'Wow Mr. Grumpy pants here…and yes I'm 'that red head 'Roxy'

'Oh shut up and don't call me 'Roxy' how the FUCK did you get my number!?'

'Your beloved Zexy gave it to me ;)'

'Zexion? How do you know him? You're like 22'

'Oh my oblivious Roxy I'm a new student at your school and Zexion was my 'mentor' for this week'

'Was?'

'You'll see tomorrow…by my Rox…3'

What. The. Fuck. Just. Happened.

Axel's P.O.V.

That cute little blonde boy is all I can think about. Thanks to Zexion I have his number….I hope hell except as his 'mentoree'.

Oh there he is! "Hey Roxy!" I'm doing everything possible to show that I like him…will he ever get it…UGHHH!

"Oh it's you red head…"he said with a frown

"Why so glum, my Roxy?"

"Stop calling me Roxy!"

"Ok, so why are you so sad?"

"Well to start off I had to watch my brother make out with his boyfriend all morning…"

"That sucks…my brother, Reno, is in collage right now…"

"Oh well you're lucky…my brother is my twin, he's the bubbly brunette."

"Hmmm, I'll keep an eye out. A bubbly brunette that looks like Roxy….hmmm…"

"Ughhhhh!"

"What else is wrong with you?"

"I have to go to the office….again…"

"Again?"

"Yeah the other thing I'm 'glum' about is that I have to be your mentor!"

"Well sorry to be a burden"

"Oh shut up! You're the asshole that requested me!"

"…wow I don't think I'm the asshole here…"

"Oh shut the fuck up! Come on we have to go to class…I'm stuck with you all day…"

"Well at least you don't have me in P.E. and health…"

"Whatever…"

Roxas' P.O.V.

Now I'm stuck that red head for most of the day! Ughhhhh!

'Hey Rox, can you come with me and Riku today?'

'Why?'

'Because I'll give you 10 bucks if you do'

'Make it twenty and I'll go'

'Ugh! Fine!'

'Ok see you. When are you going out with him?'

'Right after school'

'Really? Ok but I'm stopping by the house first.'

Ok love you Roxy!'

Ugh….asshole red-head then the asshole boyfriend…

"Hey Rox!" called the red head.

"Ok first how do you know my name and second what's yours?"

"Zexion told me and the names Axel"

"Ok, axel"

Sooooooooooo how did you like it? I got sidetracked with my many other stories….but R&R!