Hey :D! This is my new story with UtaPri's clan ;] and I'm sorry if this is a little OOC, but it has to be this way xS

It'll be an AU [Alternative Universe] story, 'cause I had this idea and I wanted to explore it x)

I'll develop all possible couples of UtaPri [BL couples of course ;b], but the main couple will be my favorite 'kay?

Don't be mad at me né?

Then… Enjoy ;]

Love is screwed!

Chapter I

"My name is Jinguji Ren. I'm tall, my hair is shoulder-length and blond, my eyes are blue and... Well, I don't wanna sound full of myself, but I'm hot and sexy. Everyday I've got lots of girls swarming around me and they're always telling me how gorgeous I am.

I'm part of a band, since two weeks ago. The other elements of the band are Kurusu Shou, Shinomiya Natsuki, Otoya Ittoki, Ichinose Tokiya and Aijima Cecil. They're my friends since last year, as all of us love music, we talked about this and decided to form a band. For now, we are just a school band but, eventually, someday we'll grow. The name of the band is unknown, we're still thinking about it.

Ah... I almost forgot... There's one person that composes our songs, and that person is a pretty girl named Nanami Haruka. She's Ittoki's sister, well they're not real brother and sister. Nanami's parents died some time ago and, as their parents were friends, she's Ittoki's parents responsibility. Her grandmother remained in the village, it seems that to her the city is too much confusion.

But, right now, this isn't even what I'm thinking about. That, currently, is water. Yeah, you heard perfectly well... Water! How can water turn people into the sexiest thing on earth? I'll explain, just listen...

White, delicate, soft skin covered by lots and lots of transparent drops of water. Each drop seems like it's boiling under the strong sunlight. Thick and small drops travel down the sexy body, from the head to the legs. Oh those fucking legs... So white, so tempting! And those tight dark blue shorts all wet? Oh shit! I want to undress them. I really want to!

But, I can't forget about those appetizing pink lips. That perfect tone of pink, it seems they've the perfect curve and softness. I wonder if they would stay red if I could bite, suck and kiss them...

Oh no! Another sexy spot on that body. Ears. Ah! That smooth earlobe, I wanna lick it. Oh my God, who does that perfect hot body belong to?!"

Jinguji Ren, the sexiest and hottest playboy of the school was going completely crazy with want for someone for the first time. How could that happen? Who was the guilty person? He didn't know, but he would find out.

What was most annoying was the fact that he was the one who every, or almost every girl in school followed around to tell how sexy, hot, beautiful, perfect he was and now... Well, now he was the one thinking that someone was more perfect than he was. How was that possible?

"REEEN!" A beautiful girl of average height with brown hair and eyes shouted.

Ren looked at her and smirked at his thoughts. "Today it's you." Every day he had a different girl with him, on his bed of course. Don't think that he was unfaithful. No, it's not that. He was just... well, a playboy just like so many other playboys around all the world. He loved girls, hot girls with huge breasts, D-cups at least, long and slim legs, good smelling and, the most important, they had to be beautiful.

But, that only happened because Jinguji never found his true love. He never found that girl. The girl with the magic to give strange sensations like butterflies to his body; the girl who could paralyze and heat the blood running through his veins. He never found her, but that was not a problem to him. He enjoyed life like everybody.

"Yô Rika! You okay?" He said blinking his right eye. Blinking and smiling was like a spell to hypnotize girls. He blinked or showed his sexy smile and girls were rendered mush.

"Ye-yes. you?"

Ever since the girl, named Rika, saw Ren's smile she was under his spell. Damn it! Ren really knew how to seduce a girl, especially if he wanted her under his sheets. A few more words and smiles and she belonged to him. Just for today of course. He had a rule that he never broke. Just sleep with one person only once, if you do it more than once, they're glued to you until you're bones.

"Me too. So, what are you doing here, babe?"

Oh my... When he called them "babe" they, all melted. That was it, this girl belonged to him. Now she was totally unable to say something. "babe" was the key word joined to his smile and blink.

"I-I-I..." She was trembling with nervousness. Jinguji Ren was like an idol for girls, and it wasn't because of the band. "Actually I wanted..." She swallowed before finish her speech. "I wanted to invite you to go out with me, tonight."

She made sure to reinforce the word "tonight". Ren's rule was known by everyone.

"Tonight? Why not? I'll pick you up 9pm at your house."

She smiled and it could be seen she was truly happy. Poor girl, but she knew where she stood. However, just like all the other girls, she wanted to taste Ren only once.

Suddenly, the bell rang and the girl, smiling, said "Then Ren, I'll see you later at my house."

He approached from her, leaned his mouth to her ear to savor her sweet smell and leaving Rika completely ashamed whispered, "Today I'll take you to heaven babe." This was his final touch, he just wanted to be sure that she knew what this date meant. He blinked one more time, always with a smirk and put himself on the way to the baly.

"Swimming... I hate it!" Jinguji liked the beach and the pool but he hated that modality. Mainly at school. Everyone had to do everything obligatorily and the thing that he hated the most was to obey people. Thank God that the professor was a woman, a few smiles and he could sit under the sun to tan his bulging muscles.

He quickly changed to his tight dark blue shorts, since he wanted to "conquer" his teacher again to take some rest while class was underway.

His swimming teacher, Erika-sensei, was a beautiful woman with a unique beauty. Her legs were long and slim, her eyes were light brown, her hair was dark, her hands had long fingers, her skin was white and it seemed to be soft to the touch. Summarizing, she was Ren's type. However, he had another important rule. Never get involved with teachers, they're a pain in the ass.

"Hello Erika-sensei." He said grinning and her cheeks got pink. Erika had a crush on his student and he always knew that.

"Hi Jinguji-kun, how are you?" She tried always to stay calm.

"Actually I'm not so fine..." It wasn't true, but he couldn't think about any other thing, since his fans were watching his perfect salient muscles.

"What's happening?" She was concerned and he almost felt guilty.

"My stomach hurts, can I sit to take some rest?"

"Sure... If you need something tell me okay? I'll take you to the infirmary."

"It's not necessary, I'll be okay if I sit." He said smiling softly to relieve a little of her worry. It wasn't his habit to lie but this time he deemed it was necessary.

One hour later, class was over and Erika ordered her students to go to the outside showers first and then, to take another bath later on.

They obeyed and all the students, including Ren since class was over had to go with them, headed to the outside showers. Today was extremely hot outside, the sun burned people's skin, mainly white skin like Erika's. One student opened one of the showers, then another, another, another and seconds after all the showers were running drops and drops of water. It was like rain. Oh Jinguji wanted so much to be under a shower, maybe today he was sorry for being under the burning sun. But well, he'd taken a fresh shower not long ago.

At least fifteen minutes had passed and there were still quite a lot of students who hadn't taken their first shower. Jinguji was starting to feel uncomfortable. Erika didn't allow to anyone to enter the school building without the others and the heat outside was too much. He looked around to see how many students were still waiting to take a shower, when his eyes got stuck on a tempting body. His mind raced with lots and lots of thoughts about that body. Who was that girl? He raised a little his neck and got incredulous to the point of losing balance and falling on the ground, leaving everyone surprised looking at him.

"How can this be possible? How could this happen? That... That body... That hot, sexy, perfect tempting body belongs to that freak? The nerd of my class? Why him?"

It seemed that today wasn't Jinguji Ren's idea of a perfect day. Even if he had gotten a D-cup for his bed tonight.

I hope you had liked ;D

Chuu*