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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, just Kate, Lyla and Mindy.


My name is Kate. I'm 19 years old, living in the good old place I call the United States of America, home to homosexuals, gay presidents and the right to bear arms (That means to kill people). Okay, not really. Seriously, don't sue me. It was a joke. I have Brown hair and Green eyes. I'm ... well I don't know how tall I am nor how much I weigh, but i'm sure you don't care about that. To put it simple, I'm the reason this world got screwd over by a full on ninja war, the same one that started in my room ...


Kate POV

I sighed, tucking a strand of hair behind my ear, letting my hand sweep across the page. After having seen many do it before, I had started drawing fanart. My first drawing ever, so I didn't want it to go to waste. Who was I drawing? Itachi Uchiha and Kisame Hoshigaki. I was going to draw the other members soon, but they were the hardest (To me), so I started with them first. After getting a basic outline, I colored them in, then added minor details. Pulling away, I grinned at the master piece. My grin fell when I stared at them, looking so real, looking back at me.

Excited I started to draw Tobi, Diedara and Sasori together, Tobi latching onto Diedara with Sasori looking at the two with bored eyes. Diedara was trying to get Tobi off of him, wiggling around stupidly. I giggled, not far behind was the rest of Akatsuki, such as the Zombie duo, and the Ame leaders with Zetsu. I drew Taka and Orochimaru just for the fun of it, not forgetting about Kabuto with his creepy smile off in the far corner. I smiled at the picture.

"Man, I wish you guys were real."

And's that's how I doomed us all.


-Two minutes before-

Lyla POV

"Mindy" I groaned, staring up at her with pouty eyes. "I don't wana go to bed" I whined, pulling at her sleeve. She sighed.

"Look kid. Kate wanted you in bed by 8. It's ..." Her eyes trailed over to the clock. "8:15. Bed. Now." She pointed to my pink colored bed with buttercup on it. I ran, jumping on. It was the same color as my room, pink and purple. I squeezed at the my pillows, motioning her over.

"Tell me a story!" I squealed. She sighed.

"Okay brat, Once upon a time there lived an unhappy young girl. Her mother was dead and her father had mar-"

"Not Cinderella" I whined.

"You know, when I was your age I fucking loved Cinderella" Mindy said, standing up. "Snooty brats these days." I giggled.

"You find that funny?" I nodded. She growled, jumping onto the bed to tickle my. My futile attemts to get away were ignored. When she had enough, Mindy stood up, leaving me to catch my breath. "Go to bed, okay?"

I nodded my head, even though I had no plans to sleep anytime soon. I wasn't even tired for gods sake. As soon as she closed the door, I was up on my feet and off the bed, quitely making my way over to the door. I put my ears against the door, listening for footsteps. As they faded away, and most likely turned a corner, I opened my door. Cookies on the kitchen counter, your mines.


Mindy POV

"Fucking brat's gunna be the death of me." I muttered, making my way towards Kate's room. I knocked twice, before leaning against the wall next to it. After two seconds of no reply, I knocked again, but louder. I heard shuffling and whispering on the other side of the door. Worried, I quickly tensed up.

"Kate?" I knocked once more, before the door was opened ruffly. Kate wasn't on the other side.


Lyla's POV

When I heard Mindy's scream and yells from upstairs, I quickly tensed and freaked out. I remembered the rules of the house clearly. If someone screams, then yells my name, I was to run. And fast. I dropped the cookie in my hand, dashing towards the door. I was a few feet away when I heard footsteps on the stairs, and cursed my clumsy-ness, before tripping on my own feet. The pain was washed away with adrenaline as I felt someone get closer and closer. I was up on my feet, turning around to face the intruder, my heart beating faster than ever before.

It was a boy. He looked to be no older than me, bright red hair far lighter than Kate's. I tilted my head in confusion, wondering how a kid just a couple years older than me could have frightened both Mindy and Kate so much. Then he moved. He was faster than anybody I've ever seen in track, and suddenly I was on the floor again. My hands were tightened together behind my back, his heavy body making it impossible to move. I squirmed and wiggled underneath him, uncomfortable with our situation.

"Stay still" His voice was young and sweet, almost persuasive, but it held annoyance and an authority tone to it.

"Your hurting me" I whined, kicking my feet around with as much force as I could. He got off of me, lifting me up to my feet. I didn't need to be told twice to follow him.


Kate's POV

I couldn't breath. I found myself hyperventilating, staring at the suppose to be dead Akatsuki memebers. Itachi, Kisame, Sasori, Diedara and Tobi. They were the first I had drawn, and now they were real. Why did I have to make that stupid wish? As soon as they realized where they were, and realized who was here, they had trapped my in my room. When Mindy had screamed, Itachi had taken over and ordered Sasori to go get Lyla and bring her back here. I screamed and threatened to kill them if they so much as put a scratch on her.

Mindy, having only a slight idea about the Akatsuki (As she had heard me ramble about how hot they were and everything) but not the whole story, was staring around in aww. I would have too, if it weren't for the fact that 5 fucked up criminals were in my room, three who were staring at me hyperventilate, one who was asking questions to Mindy (In wich she would respond "I ain't got no fucking idea, ask Kate.), and one was going to man-handle my little sister. When the door opened, I froze seeing Lyla with her hands behind her back, glaring at the redhead behind her.

"Kate!" She squealed, running over to me. I pulled her away after a quick hug, checking her from head to toe.

"He didn't hurt you did he?" I asked, sending a quick glare to Sasori. He looked back at me with bored uncaring eyes. Lyla looked away, embarrased.

"I'm fine mom." She said, pushing me away.

"I thought I told you to run you damn brat." Mindy hissed. Lyla looked down with sad eyes. She mumbled something.

"'scuse me?" I said, smirking at her.

"I tripped." She said, huffing. She then smiled, turning around. "And I would have kicked your ass if you hadn't caught me off guard. Just you wait, I'll show ya!"

Sasori looked at her with amused eyes, clearly not threatened one bit. "Said the brat who tripped."

Lyla looked like a kicked puppy. She pouted, her big blue eyes looking over at him with the clear innocence of who she was. Mindy snickered from the corner of the room, still in the chair. Itachi had apparently had enought of messing around with her, and instead turned to me. And let me tell you, he looked pissed. He stalked foward, and with every step he took foward, my heart skipped a beat. My breath quickened, and my hands quivered. I stared at his feet, not even going to look at his eyes, not after knowing what could happen.

"Who are you and why are we here?" It was a blunt question with a strait anwser.

"Who the hell are you and what are you doing in my room?" I glared at him, forgeting all about the sharingan. He glared right back, before looking at me in confusion.

"You don't know?" He asked, staring at me in disbelief.

"If she knew, she would have told you by now you fucking retard." Mindy piped up, smirk still on her face.

Lyla gasped, pointing at Mindy with wide eyes. "You swore!"

Mindy sighed, looking back up after a few seconds of mummbling to herself. "Yeah kid, I swore. Don't repeat me, I'm a bad influence."

"Speaking of which." I looked up at the clock. "It's past your bedtime. Let's get you too bed" Lyla yawned, nodding her little seven year old head. She held out her arms for me to carry her. I picked her up, only to be stopped by Diedara, who was staring at me in a questioning way. I rolled my eyes, pointing his kunai away from my face, and more importantly, Lyla's back.

"I'm going to put her to bed." I said, glaring at him. "Not murder someone." He looked behind me, scowled, and then let me pass.

As soon as Lyla was in her bed, she hugged me with all her might. I hugged her back, although slightly softer.

"Who were they sissy?" She whispered.

"I'll tell you tommorow." I said, smiling at her.

"hmmm'k" She said, rolling over and grasping for her my little pony doll.

I turned around, after saying goodnight, and walked out, quitely closing the door. I turned around, almost bumping into Itachi. He stared at me for a few seconds as I regained my balance, before his eyes looked over at Lyla's door. I stared at him, before raising my eyebrow.

"You need something." Itachi was quite.

"She reminds you of him dosen't she?" I said, staring up as his sharingan came to life.

"How did you?-"

"I know more than I should." I whispered, looking back. "I know the truth about the clan massacre, and I know about 'Tobi'" I said even quiter, just so only he could hear. I didn't know who was around. Itachi narrowed his eyes, his sharingan staring into mines.

"It's a long story. I'll tell you ... later." I sighed, running a hand threw my hair, raising my voice back to normal. "I'm tired, and want nothing more than to sleep. I'll tell you tommorow. There's a guest bedroom there" I pointed to the end of the hall. "And two couches downstairs. Fight over which ever one you want."

With that, I walked past him, making my way to my room. I opened it, now at all surprised to see the remainder of the Akatsuki still their with Mandy. I told them about the two beds in the room at the end of the hall, and the two beds downstairs. I knew Sasori didn't need to sleep, so I wasn't worried about him at all. With that, I shooed them out and sent Mandy to her room, telling her not to rape any of them. With that, I fell into a dreamless sleep, the only thing on my mind was how I was going to explain this whole situation tommorow.


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