Authors notice: I decided to write this story as if it were Alice, Gil and Oz writing the list. It's not going to be very long it's just a 1-in-the-morning idea I got to take a break from Stripped Humanity. Thanks for all the feedback so far!

"Hello Break, this is Alice, or B-rabbit if you prefer. This notice will be posted on the Rainsworth's fridge immediately after completion and will be read ENTIRELY by you. We have some news that you may not know: SHOWING UP TO TELL US YOU HAVE NO SUGAR FOR YOUR TEA AT 4 FREAKING A.M. IS NOT OK. That was the last straw, at least for me. I have Gil and Oz along here with me and together, we're going to nicely give you this list of behaviors about you we dislike. We hope that this will somehow make you more conscious about how we feel, or so Oz says. I would have preferred to bash your face in but apparently that's morally wrong. Anyway, here is my list of complaints:

You're hair is ugly

You're creepy as hell

Your Emily doll is also creepy as hell

I can't figure out how you just disappear or appear in random cabinets

You steal my dessert on a regular basis (Bashing your face in would have been better for this.)

When you don't eat your dinner in order to save for dessert, you INTENTIONALLY offer the meat to Oz first.

You wear far too much purple for any man OR woman

When we first met you HIT ME WITH YOUR CANE.

You appeared under my bed once (PLEASE REFER BACK TO NUMBER 2)

You're outright infuriating and overall annoying."

Gil read Alice's contribution to their complaints list aloud and looked up.

"Seriously? This is your list? Break gets on my nerves too but I wouldn't say he's THAT creepy….well…..maybe," he said recalling the disturbing moment Break disappeared into a cupboard of his home.

"I don't know about you but I thought it was spot on" said Oz as he picked up a pen. "Gil is it ok if I go next? I can't wait to see the look on Break's face when he reads this."

"Sure," said Gil as he handed Oz the paper.

To be continued in another chapter. If you have any complaints you think Oz or Gil would have please don't hesitate to share! The funnier the better!