A/N: So I've seen so many people do things related to this topic so I thought I'd give it a shot. I'm sorry I've been away for a while and deleted 'Blood York City, NY'. It's just, with my other two stories I was so happy to write them, happy to post them and happy to hear feedback. But with BYC, NY I didn't get that happiness. Sure I was happy when I wrote it months prior to having an account but I felt like the overall product was my worst piece of writing. I deleted every trace of the story. But luckily now I have a story where I get all that happiness again. So I present to you RULE #1!

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Rule #1- Tony is no longer allowed to dare Steve to yell 'THIS IS AMERICA!' everytime someone asks if he's free.

Steve was sitting in his bedroom doodling in his notebook when Jennifer knocked on the door.

"Hey Steve my schedules kind of tight this week. The only day I can train is Wednesday, are you free then."

Steve slammed his notebook down on his desk making Jennifer jump at the sound.

"OF COURSE I'M FREE JENNIFER! THIS IS AMERICA!"

"Yeah I know this is a free country but are you free Wednesday?"

"I'M ALWAYS FREE JENNIFER! THIS IS AMERICA!"

"Okay Steve I got that can you just tell me if you're free…"

"EVERYONE IS FREE JENNIFER! THIS…"

"I GET IT! THIS IS AMERICA! BUT JUST ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION! ARE YOU AVAILABLE FOR TRAINING WEDNESDAY OR NOT?!"

"Yes I'm available." Steve said a little terrified She Hulk was going to make an appearance.

"GOOD SEE YOU THEN!" Jennifer screamed before storming off mumbling something about being surrounded by idiots.

"The hell was that all about?" Clint asked walking up to Steve's door frame.

"Tony dared me to yell "this is America" everytime someone asked me if I'm free. He said everyone would just laugh about it. But it looked like I pushed Jennifer to her limit."

"You really need to stop listening to Tony, wing head."

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A/N: So there's this drawing of Tony asking Steve if he's free and Steve's response was "Of course I'm free Tony. I'm American!" So that basically inspired this and I thought I'd just throw in Tony's trickery to make it my own. So there is going to be no date for when I update this story, it's just going to be at random. So...yeah! Review, favorite and follow if you thought this rule was funny and tune in next time for Rule #2!

Oh and if you're wondering what happened at the end of BYC,NY; Loki's monster was defeated as was he, Peter declined the offer to join the team, Thor went back to Asgard for another trial against Loki and while he was gone the rest of the team took a month long vacation to the Caribbean.