Hai Guys :3 ! My name is Kat and this is my first fanfiction story! I guess it's a little Out of Character since I don't really watch Sonic, but my sister does so I wrote this since she claims Sonic X Amy stories are "unoriginal" and "spelt horribly" in which, a lot probably are... But getting to the point uhm like, follow and leave a comment if that's what you do! Comments and reasonable constructive criticism welcome! Thanks for reading and gomenasai this is my FIRST TIME (story! You hentai Lol), bear with me if it's awful \3 Lol ;D

-DISCLAIMER-👉 I DO NOT OWN SONIC THE HEDGEHOG AND CHARACTERS ETC. I just own my own writing skills in this story!

CHAPTER ONE💙

"Hi, Sonic. We still on for tonight?"

God, her voice sounded so beautiful. Sonic pauses for a moment, relishing the sound of her heavenly breathing.

"AHEM. Sonic?"

"Y-yes Amy? Um, yes I'll pick you up at 8 o'clock to watch that yaoi NaruSasu film."

*click*

I love the sound of her hanging up. After asking her out 472 times, she finally admitted her undying love for him by accepting his confession!

"What should I wear to our date?"

Sonic looks around his messy room. He spots a pair of neon yellow boxers, with Amy's face printed on them. They look kinda gross since he jizzed in his pants the last time he wore them... Imagining her moaning as he slowly- Sonic shakes his head.

"Gah! I can't think of that now!"

*Ding Dong!*

"Crap! Who could it be at a time like this?!"

Sonic rushes down the stairs, almost killing himself in the process.

He yanks the door open," WHAT?!"

Rouge is standing there her mouth agape, her batty cheeks tinged with pink.

"Rouge?" Sonic begins.

"Sonic... I, um... need you to stalk Knuckles for me. I think he's cheating on me!"The words tumble out of Rouge's mouth, embarassing her.

Sonic just stands there, stunned. She's a wreck, her black tightsuit ripped in various places. One specific hole, catches Sonic's attention... the one dangerously close to exsposing her nipple. Rouge notices his gaze and casually shifts her stance, hiding the hole.

"Before that... What... Happened to you?" Sonic asks.

"What?"

Sonic points to her clothes, blushing a bit.

"Oh, this?" She shrugs, "Knuckles threw me out the window."

Sonic is speechless. Is this Knuckle's normal behavior?

Sonic changes the subject, "Well I can't help you... I have a date with Amy in...," he turns around, straining to see the living room clock," ONE MINUTE?! OH MY HEDGIE BABIES! I HAVE TO GO!"

Sonic slams the door in her face, and races up the stairs.

"THERE'S NOTHING TO WEAR!" Sonic screams. "Wait the dirty laundry!"

He runs at the speed of light into his trashy bathroom, and rips out a plain white tee and a pair of purple shorts from his hamper.

"Now if only I can get to photoshop..."

Sonic rushes to his computer and shoves his tee-shirt into the printer. He prints a red tie onto his tee-shirt. Sonic jumps into his clothes. Sonic glances at his watch on the floor... Ten seconds left!

"I'm not gunna make it!"

Sonic suddenly spots his window. "I'll just jump across the rooftops!"

Just as Sonic takes one step he is knocked down with a horrible stench.

"UGH! My clothes! I wore these when I went manure diving with Shadow!"

Defeated, Sonic slumps his shoulders and tears pool in his eyes.

"You're going to give up that fast?"

Sonic looks up and a completely naked Rouge is laying on his bed.

Sonic's eyes jump out of his head," WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

"I couldn't find your towels."

"WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?!"

"You left the door unlocked after you slammed it in my face."

"WHY ARE YOU N-NAKED?!"

Rouge sticks her pinky in her ear, "Holy Bat mama, do you always have to yell?" Sonic just looks away, remembering the dissappointment of missing his and Amy's first date.