Pein was one depressed leader today. Konan, of all people, was having the time of her life by requesting a "girls night out" for herself. This meant 1 whole night without her rubbing his feet, plotting against that perverted bastard Jiraiya, listening to Hidan humping his pillow like fat fanboy with a tiny baby dick humping a pillow with a "hot" picture of an anime girl that was WAY too old or young for him, or evening hearing the rare sound of Itachi taking a shit. There was not one person in the entire hideout he wanted to hang out with & even if he did they were busy.

Kakuzu was on a bounty mission with his little brats in the Grass country (they were now 8 in plant years), Kisame & his newborn son were taking "Mommy & Me" classes & Zetsu was getting it on tape so he had that to look forward to, Deidara & Sasori were on a mission, Itachi was on a mission, & Tobi was...he had no clue. So all in all, there was nothing to do. He could patiently wait until Itachi had to go shit & stare through the key hole but it wouldnt be the same. Sighing Pein decided to look through Konan's stuff until she came home. As he rummaged through her stuff, he found nothing of interest (although the orange dildo did surprise him a bit) until he stumbled upon a purple diary. He smirked & started reading.

Dear Diary: That retard Tobi came in my room with mud all over his shoes asking if he could borrow a sock for Deidara. Stupid bastard, always trying to get some pussy. That was his idea of a pickup line to fuck him. Last week it was "I'm tried of this shit, suck my dick!" in a deep manly voice. I was like "What?" & his voice got back annoying & said "Nothing Miss Konan" & left. Ever since then he's been saying extremely lame & stupid pick up lines or just saying something just so that I'll do something that makes me do let him stare at my body. Dumb ass should know I love only one man & that's...oh Pein wants something. Later!

"DAMN MY NEEDS!" shouted Pein.