Chapter 1: Single Hades
ME: Hello my name is Rick Troll Riordan (see what I did there?) and I wrote the PJO AND HOO series
AUDIENCE: Liar *throws tomatoes and booos at her*
Me *Dodges a tomato then another one hits her on the face* fine, I'm a liar
Audience: do the desclaimer
Me: I am not Rick Riordan, so I owe nothing except Percy's mortal friends besides Rachel and due to the fact that I have been practically threatened with lawsuit, I apparently didn't come up with the Single Hades song either meaning that I don't own it. Now shall we go on?
PERCY'S POV
"Is the camera recording?" Lola, my friend, asked
"Yeah" Kevin, my friend, said
"Well then, Hello there people of YouTube" Lola said "I'm Lola singer"
"I'm AJ overshine" AJ, my friend, said
"I'm Larissa Starr" Larissa, my friend, said
"I'm Jack Cox" Jack, my friend, said "and just if you are wondering it's C-o-x not cocks"
"I'm Percy Jackson" I said "and for those people who know me from camp, they made me do this, I did not agree"
"I am Destiny Diamond" Destiny, my friend, said
Kevin turned the camera so it would face him "and I'm Kevin Birdie, no kidding" he turned the camera back to us
AJ spoke "hello there this is the first episode of 'Stupid shit teens do' so enjoy" he said
"You've heard about the song called 'Single Lady's' by Beyoncé, right?" Larissa asked
"Well if you haven't check it out" Jack said
"Now, for the people who are wondering what we are talking about, let's let our friend, Percy, explain it"
"So you see in school we are learning about the Greek stories, and by the way, for any teacher who is watching this, we have known this since middle school, we already knows this, you are just giving us an easy grade, thanks" I said
"Percy shut up and continue with the original stuff"
I rolled my eyes and said "any who, just yesterday we were discussing about Hades, god of the dead and riches under the earth" I explained "and we discussed that he practically forced his wife, Persephone, daughter of Demeter, to stay with him. So we went to the part where she spends 7 months in the underworld and 5 in the world above"
"So we asked our self" Destiny put her chin between her thumb and index finger with a thoughtful look "if Hades actually existed, what would he bee doing while Persephone was gone"
"And the parody song 'Single Hades' happened" Lola said
"Our friend, Percy Jackson, has written the lyrics and he will sing them along with Kevin and AJ, while Jack handles the camera" Larissa said
"So, our friends will go into the bathroom to get changed and then will come back" Jack said as he took the camera
"I will repeat myself, I lost a bet and this is the result, this is against my will" I shouted as I left to the bathroom. I put on the leotard that Destiny had bought and put some shorts on top of it, I was not going to show my butt just like that.
I went back in and AJ went into the bathroom then came back in wearing the same as me and then Kevin did the same.
"Turn the music on" Kevin said
Music was heard then I started singing while trying to dance like Beyoncé did in the video, yes you heard right, Percy Jackson learned how to dance and sing
All the single Hades, all the single Hades
All the single Hades, all the single Hades
All the single Hades, all the single Hades
All the single Hades
Now put your Helms up
Down in Hades, I just killed someone, Just doing my own little thing
Decided to sing and now you wanna skip'
Cause I really can't sing right
I'm up on her, she up on me
Don't pay her any attention
Just dried my laundry, for three good years
Ya can't say I'm not clean
'Cause if you liked it, then you should have come on your own free will
If you liked it, then you shoulda come on your own free will
Don't be mad once you see that she want it
Cause if you liked it, then you shoulda come on your own free will
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
If you liked it, then you should have come on your own free will
If you liked it, then you shoulda come on your own free will
Don't be mad once you see that she want it
If you liked it, then you shoulda come on your own free will
I got lips on my lips, a girl on my hips
Got me tighter in my made-of-dead jeans
Acting up, drink in my cup
I can care less what you think
I need no permission, did I mention
Don't pay her any attention
'Cause you had your turn, and now you gonna learn
What it really feels like to want me
'Cause if you liked it, then you should have come on your own free will
If you liked it, then you shoulda come on your own free will
Don't be mad once you see that she want it
'Cause if you liked it, then you shoulda come on your own free will
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
If you liked it, then you should have come on your own free will
If you liked it, then you shoulda come on your own free will
Don't be mad once you see that she want it
If you liked it, then you shoulda come on your own free will
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Don't treat me to the things of the underworld
I already own all that
Your love is what I prefer, what I deserve
Here's a girl that makes me, then takes me
And delivers me to a destiny, to infinity and beyond
Pull me into your arms, say I'm the one you want
If you don't, you'll be alone, and like a ghost, I'll be gone
All the single Hades, all the single Hades
All the single Hades, all the single Hades
All the single Hades, all the single Hades
All the single Hades
Now put your Helms up
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
'Cause if you liked it, then you should have come on your own free will
If you liked it, then you shoulda come on your own free will
Don't be mad once you see that she want it
If you liked it, then you shoulda come on your own free will
Wuh uh oh uh
If you liked it, then you should have come on your own free will
If you liked it, then you shoulda come on your own free will
Don't be mad once you see that she want it
If you liked it, then you shoulda come on your own free will
Oh, oh, oh
By the end I was barely breathing hard, while the other two were breathing and wheezing.
"I hope you enjoy that I practically made my self look like a total fool, oh and if Conner and Travis Stoll are watching this, I warn you, if you tell Annabeth or Clarisse or anyone this, I will personally hunt you down and feed you to a pack of hungry dogs" I said
"Well on that happy note, see you next Tuesday or some random day of next week, bye" Lola sais and Jack stopped recording.
"All right, now we just need to upload this and then see how many people liked it"
"You go ahead and do it, I have to take a shower, I gotta go to work" I said. Yes you heard right, Percy Jackson has a job, and if you are wondering, I work in Subway because every worker gets a free sandwich for lunch.
"K, we are just going to stay in your room" they said
"No, go to the living room" I said and left. I took the shower changed into black pants and a green subway shirt
I went to the living room and said "all right guys, are you going to stalk me or go home?"
They looked at each other than said "stalk you"
"All right than four of you in my car, the rest in Kevin's" I said
"Bye mom, see you later" I called out
"All right, be careful" she said. We all left the apartment and into my car and Kevin's and left to my job and beyond. (See what I did there?)