Vix: Hiya! I'm Baaaaaaaack~!

Primir: Whoopdie-doo. The moron's back.

Vix: Waah! Stop being mean!

Primir: …Will you just get on with it?

Vix: Okay~! Well everyone, Thank you for reviewing Primir~!

Just to clear up some things, the reason Rukia didn't recognize Hisana/Jayde was because of the fact that while she grew up with her sister, she was really young when Hisana died, and that was over 50 years ago.

The reason that Rukia didn't freak out that a stranger knew her name was due to the fact that she was already shocked that a 'Human' could see her, so it slipped her mind.

Also, when Jayde/Hisana 'Awakened', her body was reformed and, by extension, her children's were too. Jayde/Hisana is about 20 weeks along in her pregnancy, so the only reason she is having 'Morning Sickness' is because she is adjusting to being pregnant again.

Primir: I won't even comment on the sheer improbability of your theories…

Vix: You just did, Primir!

Primir: * Rolls Eyes*…Whatever…

Vix: I'll explain anyway. Well, this is a FanFic, so I, as the author, have the right to warp reality any way I wish to, So Ha! Take That Copyright!

Primir: *Sweatdrop* You're Insane…

Vix: Oh yeah?! Well you're just a figment of my imagination, so therefore you are crazy too! How about that, Bunny Jerky!

Primir: Gah! Just start the God Dammed story already!

Vix: Fine…*Pouts*

Vixen Owns nothing except for the plotline, as well as a few dust bun-I mean Plot bunnies. Everything else belongs to either Tite Kubo, or J.K. Rowling…

An ancient looking man with a long white beard and vibrant pink and puke-green robes was sitting behind a large desk, eating lemon drops when, suddenly, A high-pitched screech echoed throughout his office. He stood abruptly, startling a sleeping phoenix from its nap, and hurried over to the fireplace situated in the room. Picking up a handful of light gray powder, the man threw it into the flames and shouted, "# 12 Grimmuald Place!" The flames flared emerald, and he stepped through.

"Albus!" A plump ginger woman exclaimed, "Whatever brings you here?" the man, Albus, looked her straight in the eye and said in a low voice, "Jayde Potter has gone missing…" "WHAAAAAT?!" The previously kind woman screeched in a voice not unlike that of a wailing Banshee, "That Little Bitch! How The Fuck Did She Escape?!" "Well," Albus said uneasily, wincing at the ringing in his ears, ""That I do not know Molly." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW?!" The Banshee-err, Molly screeched, "HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW WHERE JAYDE POTTER IS?!" Suddenly, six completely new voices yelled, "YOU LOST OUR GODDAUGHTER/LITTLE SISTER?!" Both Albus and Molly turned around, and they saw two gingers that looked identical, Gred & Forge, as well as Severus Snape, Minerva McGonagall, Remus Lupin, and Sirius Black, all of them looking very angry, and all of them looking ready to murder them brutally.

The screams of pain could be heard all the way to Korea…Despite the fact that the Fidelius Charm was on the building.

Meanwhile, In Japan…

(Jayde/Hisana's P.O.V.)

I woke up to the unpleasant urge to vomit, and I ran into the nearest bathroom. Unfortunately, that particular bathroom was already occupied by my older cousin…My Naked older cousin, who had just gotten out of the shower. I didn't notice him standing next to the shower until I had emptied what little I had eaten into the toilet.

"Err…" I squeaked, staring at his naked body, "S-Sorry Ichigo!" I ran out of the room, blushing the whole way to the kitchen. 'God, that was embarrassing…Although, I've got to admit, if he weren't my cousin, and if I wasn't already in love-And married-I would have jumped him right there…' "Jayde…?" Isshin said in surprise, startling me, "What are you doing?" I hadn't been paying attention to what I had been doing, and I was surprised to realize that I had been making a large platter of pancakes, eggs, and bacon. "Um," I said, "I'm cooking, I guess…" Everything was silent for an instant, before I was glomped by my uncle.

"Aww~!" He crooned, nearly squeezing me to death, "My dearest Niece is such a sweetheart~!" "Ack!" I choked, "Uncle Isshin… P-Please let go of m-me!"

It didn't seem like he was going to let go of me any time soon, and I had just resigned myself to dying by being hugged to the point of suffocation, when I heard an annoyed voice shout at him. "Oi, Goat Face!" Ichigo growled, "Let go of Jayde, You're suffocating her to death!" I heard a wail before I was put down, and I saw Isshin crying dramatically at a huge wall poster of a woman apparently named 'Masaki' or something.

"…" I watched him wail until I got tired of it and walked over to where he was flailing on the ground. *BAM!* Both my foot and Ichigo's fist collided with Isshin's face, making him fly into the opposite wall, head first, then we shouted, "Shut it!"

We shook hands and walked over to the table, sitting down and munching on our food.

I sighed as I walked over to where I saw my uncle sitting and reading. "Goat Face?" I asked(Yes, Karin And Ichigo's name for him stuck with me-Despite only knowing everyone for a few days at most), "I want to change my name." "Hmm?" He asked, looking up from his book, "Okay…When do you want to change it?" I just shrugged and said, "Now would be a good time. Then we can go and enroll me into Manabu Kazu Gakuen(Studious Harmony Academy)…" He nodded, closed his book, and got up, and he said, "Okay. Let's go."

About two hours later, I was officially renamed Hisana Akemi Kurosaki, and I was enrolled in Manabu Kazu Gauken-The Japanese Magic School. The school was very understanding, already knowing that the Hogwarts curriculum was severely lacking in several areas, and they gave me some time to catch up to where I should have been, as well as offering me their support whenever I needed it.

When we got home, I turned towards my uncle and said in a flat voice, "Goat Face…You're a Shinigami, aren't you?" He faltered before he said, "Ah…Yeah, I am…Or, I was anyway…" I nodded and said, "I figured as much. I mean, I know that your last name is Shiba, so you must be related to the Shiba clan, am I right?"

Isshin glanced at me in shock, and said, "Yeah…How did you…?" "How did I know?" I said, "It's simple really, I am the reincarnation of Kuchiki Hisana." I looked him over, before I said, "You know, You were so much better looking when you were a baby, Isshin."

I turned around and began to walk in the house, grinning when I heard his indignant sputters.

I watched as Ichigo excused himself, heading upstairs into his room, and I excused myself soon after. I went up the stairs, and went into the room we were sharing. "Excuse me," I said, looking between Ichigo and Rukia and smiling, "But why is Ru-Chan sitting in your closet, Ichi-Nii?" Ichigo looked just as confused as I felt, and he said, "I honestly have no clue."

"Um…" I heard Rukia say, "I decided to live here until I can regain my powers… But, erm, this has been bothering me, miss…" I smiled gently, and said, "I apologize, Ru-Chan, my name is Hisana Akemi Kurosaki." She smiled back uncertainly and said, "Well, Hisana, I was wondering how you seemed to know me…"

I grinned slightly and said in a cheerful voice, "Well, I have known you from the day you were born Ru-Chan…I am the reincarnation of your older sister, Hisana Akemi Kuchiki."

Vix: GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Maniacal Laughter* I AM SOOOOOO EVIIIIIIIIL!

Primir: Um…How are you evil?

Vix: THIS IS A CLIFFHANGER OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM~! *Thunder Echoing In The Backround* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!

Primir: *Whistles in an impressed manner* Huh. Nice Special effects…

Vix: *Cough* Any-who, how was that, my pretties? Did you like it?

Primir: Um, Vix…No one likes cliffhangers…

Vix: Psch! Whatever, you! No one cares about your opinion, Rabbit.

Primir: …That's just cruel …

Vix: Waah~! I'm so sorry, Primir! I LOVE YOU~!

Primir: Yeah yeah, I... *Blushes* I love you too, you moron…

Both: *Hugs Each Other*

Vix: Well, That's it for now…

Both: Please review~!

Arigatou Gozaimasu! Ja-Ne~!