Cat and Dog were not only fused in body, but in soul. After years of searching for their soul mates, they finally looked somewhere they hadn't thought to look. Down.

Cat watched quietly as Dog lapped at his paw. His ears flopped with each flick of his tongue, causing Cat to let out an aroused purr.

Dog lifted an ear to this familiar, but unusual sound. Cat narrowed his eyes, and looked Dog in the eye before stretching out his arm and slowly licking it, never breaking eye contact.

"Cat, I have to poop." Dog said nervously. Cat smirked and nodded, licking his orange fur one last time. The two of them made their way to the bathroom and Cat placed his paws on the toilet seat.

Dog grunted and Cat felt a burning sensation in his neck. The chocolate nugget glided its way up Cat's esophagus, and finally, the turd penetrated the water, sinking deep within the porcelain throne.

"More," Cat begged as he coughed up small fecal treats. Dog took a deep breath and began pushing harder than he had ever before.

Cat choked and coughed, as this bowel movement was not the same as the others he had experienced before. With a hard gag, a golf ball sized mucus ball erupted from his throat, followed by a gush of water.

"Cat?" Dog grunted as he tried birthing his gigantic poo.

"Dog!" Cat choked out, "It hurt."

Cat could feel the corners of his mouth begin to tear, and he began screaming in pain. His throat contracted, nearly cutting off his airway. Cat heaved into the toilet as Dog gave one last giant shove, followed by a great splash.

"D-Dog?" Cat whimpered, stepping off of the toilet, and quickly reaching into the crapper, fishing out what seemed like squirming dung. Cat and Dog quickly licked the layer of fecal matter off of what seemed to be a scaly, horned, kitten puppy, or a kuppy.

The Kuppy let out a piercing scream, causing Cat and Dog to drop it. It began crying, causing Cat and Dog to look at each other.

"Babe, pick it up." Cat whispered. Dog took a deep breath, and embraced Cat's arms.

"Whatever happens, know that I love you." Dog growled, as a tear streamed down his furry cheek. Dog began to pull away, but Cat pulled him in for one last kiss.

Dog picked up the kuppy by its dog arm, and swung it back and forth, causing poop to sling across the room.

"MAMA!" The kuppy hissed from both ends.

"I think we gave birth!" Cat exclaimed, grabbing the dirty Kuppy and pressing its faces against his nipples. The kuppy snarled and hissed before amputating both of Cat's lactating nipples, causing milk to spray everywhere. They were all doused in booby juice.

They were all quiet. The silence and intense eye contact shared by Cat and Dog said it all: they had just given birth to the antichrist.

"Tsirhc and Susej," Dog whispered, "The opposite of Jesus and Christ."

"I know this is a product of our gay incestual love, but we must destroy it," Cat said, as milky tears drained from nippleless breastestes.

"But Cat, it was made from love, so it must know how to love." Dog whispered.

"But a baby would get in the way of our very sensual love life." Cat reminded.

"The bastard child must go." Dog barked.

The two packed a bag and headed to their neighborhood volcano. The hike was long and stressful, especially to a feline who had just vomited birth.

The Kuppy was fast asleep in a basket.

"It's kind of cute," Cat said as he plucked it from the basket. He then slung the Kuppy into the molten rock.

The End.

Epilogue: Cat and Dog are now serving life, without the possibility of parole. They have also been surgically amputated from each other.

A/N- If you read this far, kudos.