Legend of Zelda on Facebook!
Ok, I read a story called Pokemon on Facebook? And I liked it so I decided to make this story called: Legend of Zelda on Facebook! Now I'll show you how things work:
People's Japanese names will be their last name, example: First name: Link, last name: Rinku.
This: - will appear when a person's name appears like this: Link-Rinku, because I don't want to confuse people.
The person's name will be bolded, what they say will not be bolded.
I think that's everything, OK! Let's start!
"Ooh, Facebook." Link said while looking at social network websites.
RIN, RING!
"Oh, that must be Zelda." Link said, "Hi, Zel."
"Link, you must get a Facebook account Facebook is awesome." Zelda said.
"Uh, ok." Link said.
"I'll make one for ya!" Zelda said excitedly.
"Ok, bye." Link said.
"Bye." Zelda said, Operation Facebook is now underway!
DING DONG!
"Hi, Zel." Link said.
"Hi!" Zelda said.
-A few painful and you have no Wi-Fi hours later-
"FINALLY!" Zelda shouted, which made Link stop meditating.
"Did you make one?" Link asked.
"No, I completed the final level of angry nerds." Zelda said, which made Link facepalm.
"So you spent all of that painful and you have no Wi-Fi time on a FLAPPING (I don't cuss so other words replace any cuss words) GAME?" Link asked.
"Link, I was TEASING!" Zelda shouted, "Here's your new account called: Link-Rinku."
"Thanks, buh bye." Link said as he pushed Zelda out of the house.
-A few STUPID NOT WORKING INTERNET hours later-
Link-Rinku has become friend with Zelda, Princess of Hyrule
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Link-Rinku Thanks for making this account, Zel.
Zelda, Princess of Hyrule Np.
Link-Rinku What does np mean?
Saria, Sage of Forest It means NO PROBLEM!
Link-Rinku Oh.
Ruto, Sage of Water has changed her status from single to in a relationship with Link-Rinku
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Link-Rinku WTH!
Ruto, Sage of Water So Link, seen anything weird lately?
Link-Rinku YOU BEING MARRIED TO ME IS WEIRD!
Faaaaaabulous Demon Lord Ghirahim has changed his status from single to married to Link-Rinku
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Link-Rinku WHAT WHY WOULD I BE MARRIED TO THAT LONELY, IDIOTIC, STUPID, GAY CLOWN?!
Faaaaaabulous Demon Lord Ghirahim LINKY PIE!
Ruto, Sage of Water BACK OF SISTA HE'S MINE!
Faaaaaabulous Demon Lord Ghirahim One: I AM A BOY, two: HE'S MINE FISHY!
Ruto, Sage of Water THAT'S IT I'M SEARCHING FOR YOU SO I CAN KILL YOU!
Faaaaaabulous Demon Lord Ghirahim I CAN TELEPORT SO YOU CAN'T, BOO TO DA YAW!
Link-Rinku I'm going now, BUH BYE!
I hope you like this, it will have a LOT of chapters, when I'm not doing my Zelda interview or have no ideas for my Zelda interview, I'll write more chapters for this story, DRIFTEDDAISY SIGNING OFF!