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SQ prompt: Swan Queen magic baby and bath time

Anon asked: how about Emma and Regina deciding who gives their magic baby a bath. P.S the kid is a wild child.

"I'll flip you for it…" Emma tried to reason with her wife while holding a quarter between her thumb and index finger. It was her night to give their three year old son Ayden a bath. For normal parents this would be a joy, but for them, this was a tiresome chore. Ayden was quite a….energetic child.

"Absolutely not," Regina stated slightly amused. "You are not getting away from your responsibilities as a parent."

"I'm not…I'm just postponing."

Just then their three year old came running across the room in batman underwear screaming at the top of his little lungs.

The couple grimaced as Henry, now 15, shouted from his place in the living room, "Ayden is streaking again!"

Regina smirked, "I believe it is your turn honey." She crossed her arms with a teasing grin, "will you please get a hold of your streaking son."

"Oh now he's my son." Emma said with exasperation, "you had him!"

"You say that I like I made him on my own."

"You're the one with the magic."

"Emma if I could get pregnant by having sex with myself I would have several children by now."

There was a loud banging sound coming from the direction of where Ayden had run off.

"Mom," Henry shouted, "Ayden is climbing the drapes again."

Regina let out a practiced sigh to relax herself. A trait she learned as soon as their son had turned 2. "Please…just…" The brunette tried again, her patience wearing thin.

"Fine I'll get the kid." Emma stated as she mentally prepared herself.


Emma sat on the edge of the tub, watching as her son splashed water around with his action figures. He would take his little ninja turtle and throw it high in the air and let it come down with a splash before slamming his own hand in the water. "BOOM!" He shouted.

Emma shook her head. A light smile gracing her face as she watched the product of her and Regina's true love. Ayden had soft hazel eyes and short curly brown hair.

The blonde reached into the water and splashed her son lightly, who smiled brightly; showing off his cheek dimples. A trait neither woman knew the origin of.

"Mama! Wanna see a new trick?" The small boy beamed.

Emma had a look of apprehension before answering a small 'yes.' Ayden then stood from the tub is his naked glory and jumped up before landing hard in the water creating a huge wave. The warm liquid splashed over Emma's entire body, drenching her completely.

"Ayden!"

"I'm Titan mama!" The boy beamed. And Emma wished they never showed him the movie, 'Little Mermaid.'


After the tragic bath time, the blonde sulked into her room and moved directly to the en suite to remove her wet clothes.

"Have fun dear?" Regina asked from her perch in bed as she flipped to the next page in her book.

Emma returned from the bathroom wearing a dry tank top and boy shorts. A towel was in her hand as she tried to dry her hair. "No more movies for Ayden."

Regina laughed, "that much fun huh?"

The blonde motioned to her side of the bed and sat down tiredly. "All that matters is that the kid is bathed and asleep." A sigh.

Regina looked at her wife with a soft smile. For some reason unknown to her, she found that tired Emma was simply adorable. The brunette leaned over to place a kiss on Emma's cheek.

"What was that for?" The blonde asked with a grin.

"For putting up with our son and his many surprises."

"I don't want to see any more surprises any time soon." Emma stated as she relaxed into her bed while stifling a yawn.

Regina closed her book before placing it to the night stand to her right. She sunk down into the bed and turned on her side to face her wife. "I thought you liked them."

"I'm beginning to change my mind."

There was a moment of silence before Regina spoke again. "So, perhaps now would be a good time to tell you I'm pregnant. Rather than 7months from now."

"What!?"

"Goodnight," Regina quickly stated before turning her back to her wife and cutting off the lamp.


This prompt in particular has a chance as a multichapter. it depends on you guys :)