"Ooh I like that! Can I have some of that?" Link asks, looking up at his friend Marth. "For the millionth time NO!" The male responds. "Geez…You're such a grouch. Did you forget to take a nappy today?" "I am not a child like you, Link. I don't need naps." "Hey I am not a child! I am fifteen years old for your information!" "Coming from the guy sitting in a shopping cart." Roy says, a smirk plastered on his face.
"Can I have a doughnut?" The blonde asks, completely ignoring Roy. "We're in Wal-Mart, Link. We can buy some but you can't eat any until we get home." Marth replies. "Geez…Last time I came here Snake said I could have as many as I want… And we didn't even wait to get out to the car." Roy and Marth sigh in unison. "Don't listen to Snake." The blue haired male responds.

"Roy, watch the cart. I'm going to go get some hair products."
"But you already have a lifetime supply in your bathroom."
"It's not for me it's for the girls…"
"Riiiiiiggghhht." He whispers, the only one who noticed he said that being Link.

"Hey, Roy, can we go look at some of the toys?! Sonic told me there was this cool type of toy that allows you to shoot water at people!"

"A water gun?"
"I think that's what he called it…but I'm pretty sure it's called a microwave…"
He gives the blonde a blank stare. "You are so clueless…."
"Whatever, so can we go?"
"Sure, don't see why not."

~At the toy Aisle~

"There it is! Walk faster!" The elf yells at his friend who is starting to get annoyed. "Okay…" He sighs. He begins to run, having already been told to speed up more than three times. He smirks as he decides to get revenge on the all of a sudden bossy blonde elf. He stops in his tracks, causing Link to slam into the end of the cart. "GAH! MY ARM!" He rubs his arm, glaring at the red head. "Oops." "Why did you do that?" "No reason."
He looks at where he hit his arm and then gasps. "Oh no!"
"Hmm?"
"Look!"
"damn!"

"You made me make a dent!"

~few hours later at the mansion~
Master hand floats in front of the three swordsmen. "Would someone please explain to me why I am having to pay for a broken cart?"
"Roy did it!" Link points at his friend and then runs.

The end.