Reason Number 5: An earthquake could happen and knock the shelves down on you, causing you to be crushed to death.
Reason Number 4: You could slip on some spilt orange juice and hit your head SUPER HARD on the ground and die from a head wound.
Reason number 3: You could bump your head and fall head first into the toilet…and then drown.
Reason number 2: You could freeze to death in the frozen food section.
Reason number 1: An army of Barbie dolls could rebel and kill everyone in wal-mart, then move on to take over the word…Then the universe.
"And that's what I think could happen. Do you believe me now when I say you could die there?" The blonde asked his best friend, Ike.
Ike face palms "A Barbie army? Are you kidding me?"
"Um….No….I do believe that it could happen…"
"Are you on something?"
"Yes, I'm on the couch."
Ike face palms again, but this time it leaves a big, red hand mark in the middle of his face.
(A/N: This was based off of an RP my friend and I had once when we were hyper. She wanted me to post it so I did. I know, not a very good story…So I don't care if you review or not.)