A/N: I recommend you, new readers, to skip to my most recent chapter. It might be simpler that way. I do, though, recommend you to read chapters 15-25.

July 6

One morning, I woke up to see Kankuro staring at me.

"KANKURO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" I yelled.

"I'm investigating," replied Kankuro.

"Investigating….."

"There's a mole on your face."

"Last time I checked, I didn't have a mole." I sat up, and the 'mole' flew away. "Kankuro," I said, "that's not a mole. IT'S A STUPID FLY!"

Unfazed, Kankuro walked out of the room. "Temari needs to ask you something," he said as he walked out.

I do not feel like explaining what comes after. I have a feeling it's about Kankuro and his personal belongings.

A note from the future...

1/25/14: in retrospect, this fic really changed. So now, that i have abruptly ended the story, you have permission to read every single word and typo available. Please note that any persuasion to continue this fic will be noted, but there will be no action. The End.

Another future note! I know everyone reads the first of everything, so it seems like a good idea to put this up. After a year of this story, it really is enjoyable. I hope all of you enjoys it (please keep reading this story), though. Good news is, I'm planning another story in a similar style to this one. Okay, I'll stop rambling.