A/N: HOLA! Okay I just thought of something. People say 'Why, hello!' BUT I DON'T GET IT! WHY DO WE SAY WHY? ARE WE QUESTIONING THE SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE GREETINGS OF OUR GENERATION!? ENGLISH UPSETS ME

Autodidact: A self-taught person.


As Dan and Phil left the conference room of BBC, Phil sighed.

"You didn't catch any of that, did you?" asked Phil, eyeing Dan. Dan laughed shakily.

"No, not really.. I kinda-"

"Yeah, I know, you zoned out," Phil interrupted, rolling his eyes with a smirk. "I could tell by your eyes. If I were anyone else, though, I don't think I would have even gave it a thought. How'd you get so good at that?" he joked as they pushed through the front doors. The cold London air hit them full-force, enticing shivers from both of the men. As they rushed through the wintry weather back to their warm flat, Dan grinned.

The door to their flat swung open and they both walked in, smiling and laughing at some long-forgotten joke that Phil had told. The door closed and Dan turned to face Phil, changing the subject abruptly.

"You asked me how I got so good at zoning out earlier," he stated. Phil blinked, surprised at the sudden change in conversation. Phil nodded meekly.

"Uh, yeah..?" he mumbled, not sure where this was going. Dan smiled.

"Simple. I taught myself. Trial and error. Just like I taught myself the most important skill that I have," he announced. Phil grinned.

"Which is..?" he asked, knowing that it was what Dan wanted him to say. All of a sudden he was enveloped by Dan's arms and he was being held close while Dan kissed him. Phil kissed him back, wrapping his arms around his neck eagerly. Dan smiled, breaking the kiss.

"Loving you." Phil smiled like a dork, burying his head in Dan's shoulder.

"You're so cheesy," he said, his words muffled by Dan's jacket-clad body. Dan laughed and squeezed Phil tight, kissing the top of his head.

"Another self-taught skill that I've picked up. That one was just for you," he added. Phil grinned and looked up at him, locking their eyes.

"Just for me, huh?" he asked. Dan grinned, giving him a quick peck and touching their foreheads together.

"Just for you."

A/N: FLUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFF! I have to go eat my cheeseburger now. It's getting cold. BYEILOVEYOU