Talk is Cheap

Disclaimers: I own nothing but this story idea and fictional characters!

Author's Note: This is AU! but the idea I had came to be a while ago and even more so after Season 7, Episode 19 with Abby's curiosity about Holly Snow. What if she worked FOR her instead? Also I have no idea how call girl and madam situations work so this is how I'm working it. Also this is un-beta-ed. PLEASE READ, REVIEW, & ENJOY!

Chapter One:

Leroy Jethro Gibbs stood in front of the brick faced town house, debating whether or not to go inside. He could not believe he'd even made the appointment. Was he really that desperate? He sighed softly, of course he was. After the death of his wife and child, he tried the marriage thing, a few times but it never took, he was married to his work first. Gibbs knew he didn't have the time or patience to date. So it had come to this.

With a shake of his head, Gibbs climbed the stairs and went inside. A beautiful young woman met him in the foyer. She was dressed in a form fitted pin striped pants suit; her lacey black bra peeked out from the top. "Good afternoon," she said with an easy smile, "how can I help you?" her jade green eyes sparkled with mischief.

The usually confidant Gibbs found himself tongue tied. "It's my first time here." He confessed. The young woman laughed and threaded her arm through his.

"Ah, well that explains everything." She said, leading him into an office. She sat him down on the lush sofa and walked over to the large oak desk across from it. She picked up a leather bound planner and looked through varies pages. "Name please"

"Gibbs." He replied, the young woman nodded and made a check on the page.

"What kind of girl are you looking for?" she asked.

"I honestly don't know." He replied. "Just not a redhead, please." A smile teased the girl's lips.

"That's not a problem." She said and hit a small button. "I need all available non red headed girls to come to my office please, thank you."

Moments later a variety of beautiful, scantily clad women of all shapes and sizes appeared in the door frame. Silently Gibbs looked over each one he saw. His eyes fell on a tall raven haired beauty with bright green eyes, full pouty lips and milk white skin that was marked with various tattoos. Never in a million years had he thought he'd be attracted to someone like that, but there was something friendly and kind about her eyes.

"Her." Gibbs said simply, nodding to the woman and found himself being stunned by the bright sunny smile that came over her face. She walked to his side and slipped her arm through his.

"Hi there!" said the young woman happily. "My name's Abby. What's yours?" she asked as she led him up the stairs.

"Gibbs." He answered simply as Abby continued to lead him to a room at the end of the hall, she opened the door and let Gibbs step inside first, then she slipped a 'do not disturb' sign on the door and closed it behind her.