HELLOOOO! DONT KILL ME, I KNOW, I KINDA ABANDONED THIS! But I'm back now. So here we go! Also The questions are the latest at the top, oldest at the bottom . SO yeah. I have not forgotten anyone! :)
TheMightyE
hahah! I just have to say that this is a great and original idea for a fanfic! Anyway, queeessstioonns:
First of all, why are you so quiet Percival? I want to hear the biiiig man speak!
And Merlin youre awesome and what is you favourite insult and favourite spell?
Kisses from E
Merlin: CLOTPOLE. That is the best. By far. My favourite spell…is…when I was in the Crystal Cave, trapped by Morgana, with no magic…it was terrible. But then when I used my magic again for the first time, with that butterfly, I have loved that spell forever since. And because of this, it is my favourite.
Percival: I don't tend to talk because I like listening to my friends. I do talk though, but mainly in the tavern with the men.
The men in Camelot: YEAH! WOOOO, PERCIVAL!
Gwaine: Let's go tonight.
Merlin: Ok!
Arthur: *sniggers* Cool.
Percival: I like my friends :) And if you wanna hear me speak;
Friends are far, friends are near,
Friends will be there to lend an ear,
They listen, laugh, and care,
But most of all, they're always there,
Through thick and thin, up and down,
Your true friends are always around,
For treats, hugs and real big smiles,
They'll travel to you from several miles,
They'll always be there to hold you tight,
Anytime, no matter if it's day or night,
You really know when your friends are sincere,
When they always show up to lend their ear.
By Bea Williams, Friends. I like that poem.
Merlin: Me too.
IcecreamRULES
This one is for Leon. When you died, how exactly did you come back to life? Like did the druids did magic, or r u just so epic that u cant die. Aaaannnddd, my other one is for Morgana, btw, ur epic Morgana, when Uther married a troll, how creeped out were u?
Leon: I have…got absolutely no idea.
Morgana: I know I'm awesome. You know, I feel worshipped. And I was so majorly creeped out. As in majorly majorly. SO funny, but…if you think of what they might have got up to…
Everyone: *shudders*
Arthur: Never talk about it.
Guest
Hi
Everyone: Hi.
PhantomPurpleWolf
leon, lancelot had already been brought back from the dead (by Morgana, who is awesome)
anyway, three questions, all for Morgana
1) are you related to Katy Perry? you look a lot like her
2) why do you always make deals with random sorcerer guys that involve trying to kill Emrys and paying with some magic item of jewellery that the random sorcerer would kill for and belonged to your sister?
3) why didn't you call your band the M&Ms? its much cooler
Morgana: If I have another sister I will destroy them before they do their freaky I AM EVIL act.
Morgause: Don't be silly. I am an amazing sister.
Morgana: Yeah, but…you know. For 2, it's because, let's face it, what else could I do? And for 3, M&Ms are already a type of sweet and also it sounds like there are only two people in it. That's me done. Leon?
Leon: *sigh* BECAUSE that wasn't really Lancelot, but a shade made by Morgana. And he died again. So yeah.
Ok I have 2 questions. The first one is for everyone in Camelot that didn't know about Merlin's magic. HOW DID YOU NOT FIGURE IT OUT!? And my other question is for Merlin. Was it annoying that mostly no one figured out about your magic even though you used it right in front of them *cough*Arthur*cough* MORGANA AND HER SMIRKING POWERS ARE AWESOME *giggle*
-Scalemoonstone
Merlin: Ehehehe…it's because they're purely stupid.
Morgana: No. And thanks. I am truly loved.
Arthur: Look, he was so good at covering it up with the idiot act!
Merlin: I know. I am so good. And yeah. It did get really annoying that someone was so blind!
Arthur: Who?
Merlin: … See what I mean?
Phoenix Risin
Hey Mordred can you teach me to talk in peeps minds? Lol :D
For Gauis: how do you make your eyebrow go so far up?
Mordred: Become a druid, and then *speaks in mind* yeah, sure. All you have to do is channel your magic through your mind and talk to someone.
Merlin: Never stops freaking me out.
Gaius: The eyebrow is a talent. I don't know how I do it.
Merlin: I call it the eyebrow of DOOM.
Gaius: *gives Merlin the eyebrow of DOOM*
Merlin: *cowers* Sorry.
trillion42
Wow, this is pure epicness!
Now, I have a question for Arthur...
So, Arthur, if Merlin is your best friend, do you ever get jealous of all the other guys calling Merlin their best friend? (Kinda like Sherlock is with John in BBC's Sherlock. Where you're just like "No, that's my friend. My friend. Go get your own friend.")
And a question for Merlin...
Merlin, how do you feel about all the Fem!Merlin fics?
Merlin: I am a man. A boy. Of the male variety. The Fem!Me fics are just bloody embarrassing.
Arthur:…..*reads question, and faces everyone* Go away.
*everyone giggles*
Gwen: He's going to answer his question.
Arthur: Go away now or I swear all of you will spend a month in the stocks.
*everyone leaves*
Arthur: NEVER REPEAT THIS TO ANYONE EVER. YesMerlinisthegreatestfriendI'veeverhadandIseehima sabrotherandIdogetjustalittlejealouscozhe'smyfrien d.
Blue Turtle of AWESOMENESS (who is allowed in coz hey, I am the author): Pardon? What was that?
Arthur: Um…no. I don't get jealous.
Gwaine: CAN WE COME BACK IN NOW?
Arthur: *sigh* Fine.
*everyone comes back in*
All the knights: Merlin, you're my best friend.
Merlin: Aw, thanks guys.
Gwaine: Hug?
Merlin: Finally!
*hugs*
Arthur: *majorly angry* No, that's my friend. My friend. Go and get your own friend, you friend stealer.
Merlin: *majorly happy* YAY! HE ADMITTED IT!
Arthur: No I didn't.
Merlin: *cheekily* You mean you're not happy when I say you're my bestest friend ever?
Arthur: R-really?
Merlin: Duh.
Arthur: *smiles*
Merlin: Hug?
Arthur: *sigh* Fine.
*hugs in brotherly harmony*
Rocky Pond
Epicness. So Merlin was Gwen you're first kiss? And where can I see you guys perform? Can I join the band? My name doesn't start with M but I'm magical and I could use Morena as my name in the band!
Merlin: Yes. She was. Actually.
Arthur: *death glare*
Merlin: I'll shut up now.
Arthur: You're learning, Merlin.
Mordred: We'll perform later on today!
Morgana: And…you kinda can't be in the band, but of course you can be our OFFICIAL number one fan!
Blue Turtle of AWESOMENESS: I'd take it if I were you.
PiggyBackRidez
Heyyy! My question is for all the boys:
If you had to spend the rest of your life with ONE OTHER boy, (as in no interaction with ANYBODY!) Who would you be with? (And your relationship doesn't have to be romantic unless... ;) If that is what floats your boat, don't let me stop you.)
Every boy in the castle: MERLIN.
*most awkward silence ever in the whole universe EVER*
Merlin: Umm…I don't actually know what to say…
Arthur: Umm…*blushes* I mean…well, he…umm…
Gwaine: I don't think anyone romantic?
Every boy in the castle: NO.
Merlin: I feel loved. In a brotherly way.
Blue Turtle of AWESOMENESS: You need to say now.
Merlin: My father.
Balinor: Thanks, my son. I'm proud of you.
Merlin: *grins* Thanks, father.
Arthur: But…I'm your best friend…!
*everyone stares*
Arthur: I mean…I don't care or anything…nope, not me…
*gets pulled into brotherly hug by Merlin*
Gwen: Awww, he's smiling!
Arthur: I am not.
Gwen: Are too.
Arthur: Are not.
Gwen: Are too.
Gwen: Are too.
Arthur: Are not.
Arthur: Are not.
Gwen: Are too.
Gwaine: Apples.
battlemaiden518
For Merlin... did you ever like anyone besides Freya?
Merlin: Um…I don't know. In Ealdor there were a few…Sefa was very nice…but not the one for me. And Morgana so liked me.
Morgana: No comment.
Merlin: But I loved Freya. After she died I felt like I would never be whole again.
Freya: I love you too.
Merlin and Freya: *kiss passionately*
Arthur: Get a ROOM!
Merlin (still kissing Freya): *waves hand and a room appears out of thin air around them*
Rya3SaberVltar
Love your answer! Now I have a question for The Great Dragon. What do you do during your spare time when Merlin doesn't call you? And to Aithusa, why can't you speak? Tramua or did the Sarrum do something else? It saddens me to see a beautiful creatured...can't even finish it :'(
Merlin: Yeah, Kilgarrah, what do you do?
Kilgarrah: I scrutinize Albion, viewing what ensues. I rest too, slumber comes to all creatures, magical and natural. I will also abide with the white dragon, and will participate in imaginative acts to amuse the young one.
Merlin: So do you play with Aithusa?
Kilgarrah: Words can mean many things, young warlock. Participating in the vigorous operations of the more youthful can be relaxing.
Merlin: What do you have against yes and no answers…
Aithusa: Growl, rawr, growl.
Merlin and Morgana: *wipes tears away from eyes* Poor baby.
Morgana: It was that arse hole who did it. That stinking son of a bitch. He tortured us both mentally more than physically, and…
Merlin: I WILL TEACH HER TO SPEAK AGAIN!
Aithusa: *happily nuzzles 'parents'.
NimueTheSorceress I'm a Morgana Fan! :) Morgana ROCKS! Anyway, um… what's it like being a Seer, Morgana?
From NimueTheSorceress (who's also wondering if anyone else likes Nimueh too :) )
Morgana: Well, I do have a load of fans! Being a seer is… horrible. Imagine trying to sleep, and you are really tired, but then you see predictions of the ones closest to you die… *shudders* It's horrible.
Blue Turtle of AWESOMENESS: I like Nimueh.
Merlin: I don't.
Gaius: Well…that's debatable.
Merlin: *blushes*
TardisDragon211B
I love this idea! You are a genius!
Okay my question is forth Great Dragon and Merlin. What happened to Aithusa after you hatch her/him? Also is Aithusa a girl or a boy? It was never really said... Also my favorite food is apples too gwaine! :)
Gwaine: I think I'm in love.
Arthur: Again.
Merlin: Aithusa's a girl. I gave her to Kilgarrah to look after her. He did a really rubbish job. Losing her immediately…what a terrible parent. Morgana did alright, but that BASTARD KING WHO HURT HER WILL PAY! *blows up windows*
Morgana: She is very sweet.
Aithusa: Rawr!
Kilgarrah: I am sorry for losing her. She was very independent. But you too make very good parents for her.
Freya: Parents? Parents?!
Merlin:…
Morgana:…
*both blush*
Arthur: NEXT QUESTION!
RedDragon009
Yay! Heheheh to morgana's comment about EC ... Anyhooo next question... To morgana can we make a smirk club?! Lol anyway, to everyone what are your fave colours and why? And do u like nachos, do u like cheese, and do u like cheesy nachos?! From RedDragon009 Xx (Ps. MORGANA IS EPIC, ISN'T SHE BLUE TURTLE OF AWESOMENESS
Arthur: Merlin told me Morgana told him to answer for her. Because they are 'rehearsing'. She says yes, but you will have to perfect it.
Merlin: Ok, ok, we're back now. Yeah, my favourite colour is blue because it's calming, and also it just looks good.
Arthur: Red. FOR THE LOVE OF CAMELOT!
Gwen: I like purples of all sorts, because they are pretty!
Percival: …
Leon: I like orange. Sunset orange.
Morgana: Green. Because it is the colour of REVENGE!
Mordred: Greys.
Gwaine: It's got to be all of them, sweetheart. Because they all reflect your beautiful eyes.
Arthur: Please, give me a break…
Elyan: I like…um…yellow. Because it's…happy.
Gaius: I prefer blues and reds, because they remind me of home.
Merlin: I wear blues and reds! Awww, thanks Gaius! :D
Morgana: I think we all like nachos.
Gwaine: I LOVE CHEEEEEEESE!
Morgana: And cheese.
Merlin: AND NACHOS! CHEESY NACHOS!
Blue Turtle of AWESOMENESS: Yeah, Morgana's pretty awesome.
Morgana: Thank you.
Merlin: BUT NOW I HAVE A SONG WE – THE MAGIC Ms – WOULD LIKE TO SING! Morgana chose it, she said that it described me and Arthur.
*awesome stage appears and everyone sits excitedly*
Morgana: *magics band*
Mordred: *grabs a violin*
Merlin: This is our cover of Demi Lovato's Gift of a Friend.
*Band plays*
Merlin: Sometimes you think you'll be fine by yourself
Cause a dream is a wish that you make all alone
It's easy to feel like you don't need help
But it's harder to walk on your own
You'll change inside
When you realize
The world comes to life
Morgana and Merlin: And everything's bright
From beginning to end
When you have a friend
By your side
That helps you to find
The beauty you are
When you open your heart
And believe in
The gift of a friend
Merlin: The gift of a friendSomeone who knows when you're lost and you're scared
Morgana: There through the highs and the lows
Someone to count on, someone who cares
Mordred: Beside you wherever you go
You'll change inside
When you realize
Merlin: The world comes to life
And everything's bright
From beginning to end
When you have a friend
By your side
That helps you to find
The beauty you are
When you open your heart
And believe in
Mordred: The gift of a friend
Morgana and Mordred: When your hope crashes down
Shattering to the ground
You, you feel all alone
When you don't know which way to go
There's no signs leading you home
Merlin: You're not alone
Morgana:The world comes to life
And everything's bright
Mordred: From beginning to end
When you have a friend
By your side
Morgana, Mordred and Merlin: That helps you to find
The beauty you are
When you open your heart
Morgana: And believe in
Mordred: When you believe in
Merlin: When you believe in
The gift of a friend
*Everybody applauses and cries and applauses and throws roses and an apple*
Arthur: *Runs onto stage and hugs Merlin*
Merlin: *blushing* You like it?
Gwaine: BOY, DID WE?! THAT WAS SO AWESOME! THREE CHEERS FOR THE MAGIC Ms!
*everyone cheers*
Cool, aren't they?