Annoy Vergil

Here's a new series of Annoy but instead of only Final Fantasy characters, I'm including Devil May Cry characters. Also, if you know where I can find awesome plushies of these characters, then please tell me and also tell me how this series is so far. I lieks de plushies!

Anyway, here's the chapter…

Show him the reboot of Devil May Cry

Lock him in a room w/ the people from ninja theory

Call him an…..ALBINO SUPER SAIYAN!

Say Broly was 3287439897498487814 times stronger

Whenever Vergil does damage, get on his nerves and say IT'S OVER 9000!

Steal his trench coat and pretend you're a superhero

Sing Superhero by Len

Mock him for siding with Arkham since Arkham IS Jester

Steal Vergil's pendant and sell it on ebay

Sell for $5

Or give it to a poor unfortunate hobo whose lifespan you probably just shortened

Tell him how HOT he is front of everyone

Take away his hair products

Stroke his amazing white hair

Dump water on his hair to ruin it

Bonus points if you used holy water and quoted the Exorcist

Push him off of the Temen-Ni-Gru

When he uses Devil Trigger, scream OMIGOSH IT ATE VERGIL!

Smack him and say SPIT HIM OUT

Again, quote the Exorcist