A Interesting Question

The whole gang of Durarara were at Shinra Kishitani's house, conversing about the good old times they shared. Shinra was sitting with Celty and Namie, Mikado with Masaomi and Anri, and surprisingly Izaya and Shizuo were near each other. Over the years, they have gained a mutual respect for each other, and were on far better terms than they used to be. However, Izaya still annoyed Shizuo to a degree, and they still had their cat and mouse game on the streets in Ikebukuro town.

Everyone was enjoying themselves well, until Shinra spoke the sudden thought that came to him. "I wonder what would happen if Izaya and Shizuo were to fuse?"

Silence

Shinra looked at the people around him and took note of their shocked faces. Although Shizuo's gaze looked angry as usual. Izaya, on the other hand, took on a thoughtful look. "Hmm, that does sound interesting. What do you think, Shizu-chan?"

Shizuo grunted. "Hell no. We may be on better terms now, but not that better. And quit calling me that name. It's getting really old." Izaya smirked. "What? Shizu-chan?" Shizuo growled and rolled his eyes.

Shinra looked to the other occupants. "Come on guys, doesn't it sound interesting? If Izaya and Shizuo were to perform Fusion?" To his dismay, none of the others looked as excited as he did. Namie spoke. "Interesting as it may be, I know for a fact that Orihara would never fuse with Shizuo. Their personalities are too contrasted." Celty then typed on her communicator. "What make that thought pop into your head?" Shinra shrugged. "I was watching this anime called Dragon Ball Z, where two rivals had to combine together in order to defeat a much more powerful foe." Masaomi raised an eyebrow. "What anime was it called?" Izaya answered him with a smirk. "Dragon Ball Z. It's an peculiar anime. I think many of you would like it." Shizuo cut him off. "Now back to the subject. Why on earth would you think the flea would ever fuse together?" Shinra shrugged again. "I don't know it just came to me."

Everyone was silent. Then Izaya spoke up. "I think we should try it." Shizuo's eyes widened. "Try what?" "Fusion of course." "Are you serious?!" "Come on Shizu-chan, when have I ever not been serious?"

Shizuo glared. "I'm gonna ignore that question. And no." Izaya smirked. "If we fuse just one time, I'll stop calling you Shizu-chan for the day." Shizuo thought it over. "Make it a week, and it's a deal." Izaya rolled his eyes. "Ok. A week then." They shook hands. Izaya turned to Shinra.

"All right, Shinra. I've already seen the Fusion Technique on Dragon Ball Z, but since you mentioned it, you'll have to demonstrate it. Shinra rolled his eyes. "All right fine. But I'll need a partner." No one even attempted to volunteer. All of a sudden he grabbed Mikado and stood him next to himself. "What?! Why do I have to do it?!" He complained. Shinra chuckled. "Because, I know you've watched Dragon Ball Z a few times than myself." And so Shinra and a very reluctant Mikado performed the Fusion Dance stances. Needless to say, everyone either chuckled in ridicule, or just stared in shock. Shizuo had a different reaction.

"The hell was that?! It looks so embarrassing!" Izaya waved his hands dismissively. "Oh come on. It could be worse." Shizuo grunted. "Whatever, let's just get this over with so I can go home."

Izaya and Shizuo got into position. They both position their arms. As they moved towards each other, they said in unison, "Fuuu-" They raised their left and right leg up, "sion..." And they bent down and clashed their index finger together. "HAAAA!" Suddenly, a beam flash of energy enveloped the two. Everyone shielded their eyes from the light.

The light faded out, and a new figure stood, emerged for the first time. He had Shizuo's hairstyle, with Izaya's brown-black hair color. He had Izaya's face shape with Shizuo's eyes and sunglasses. He wore a black vest with a light gray padding, white pants, and a black sash. The newly formed fusion of Izaya Orihara and Shizuo Heiwajima smirked.

Everyone stood in awe at the new character. Shinra walked closer to the fusion and frowned. "Now what should be call you?" Mikado raised his hand. "What about Shizaya?" The fusion gave him a glare that was all too familiar, and he promptly kept quiet. Shinra seemed to agree as well. "Nah." Celty typed in her communicator. "What about 'Izuo Orijima?" Everyone looked at the fusion to see his reaction. He shrugged. "Not bad. Much better than Shizaya." Izuo's voice could be heard as Izaya and Shizuo talking at the same time. The named fusion turned to Shinra. "So, how long til I unfuse again?" Shinra tugged his collar. "Uh, about half an hour." Izuo's eyes twitched and when he spoke, Shinra could of swore he could tell Shizuo was in control. "What?! You never mentioned that!" "You didn't ask!" He countered. Izuo promptly punched Shinra in the face. Anri looked down at the boy on the ground. "Is he going to be all right?" Izuo waved his hands dismissively, and Namie rolled his eyes as she knew Izaya was now in control. "I'm not sure. Ah well, it doesn't concern me." The fusion then walked away out of the door.

Namie stood up. "And where do you think you're going?" Izuo turned around and smirked. "None of your damn business." And then the fusion was gone. The rest of the Durarara characters stood in silence, the only sound coming from a groaning Shinra.