A/N: So, it has been quite a while since I last updated, but I did finish the last book and so here's the Calypso PJOmetronic.

Your Calypso PJOmetronic will come with the following:

One Calpyso

One Model Island of Ogygia

One Suitcase

One Needle

Basic Overview

The first thing that you should know is that if you don't have a Leo PJOmetronic, she can't get off the island that she's on. This is either a great treat to Caleo fans or a marketing scheme on our part.

But first things first, you need to set up the island properly. A bucket of water will do, but you have to be careful to keep the island away from your other PJOmetronics. It is supposed to be hidden after all, so they will all get confused and lose their sense of direction if they go near it.

Obviously, this places a problem if you need to get Leo there, which is what the needle is for. Injecting it will knock him out for a few hours. Please note that this is one of the very few exceptions to your 'Non-Cruelty Against PJOmetronics' clause of your contract. It will also not work on anyone besides Leo, so don't go around getting any ideas.

So, all you need to do is lure Leo to an unsuspecting location and then prick him on the back of the neck. You can't really hurt him if you push it in too deep, but we would suggest not going to deep as it will be painful for him. Do make sure to take him away from his inventions and other PJOmetronics though. And try not to make it sound creepy. For example, here's how to do things the wrong way:

We take you to an average PJOmetronic-having household, which is currently occupied by a Caleo fangirl. A Leo PJOmetronic is out hanging with his friends. The girl pulls up a minivan and says, "Psst! Leo! Come over here!"

Leo walks up to the car, confused. "What's up?"

"Uh, I have candy," the fangirl says creepily. "Come on in!"

"Candy?" Leo asked. "What kind?"

"Does it really matter? I have all kinds," she says. "Just get in the van."

Leo gets in, but before he does, Festus comes out and starts attacking her.

So… we really don't have any tips, but we're sure that you can figure something out. Once the deed is done, put your Leo PJOmetronic onto the model island. Remember, others still can't get on it, and also you can't try and put Percy there if you want to.

It'll take about two weeks for them to get to know each other, and no, you can't speed up the process.

Once all of that is done and she can finally leave, Ogygia will collapse into a mound of dust, so don't be alarmed if that happens. After that, your Calypso PJOmetronic is free to wander about as she wants.

The first thing that you'll want to do is try to introduce her to everything in the house, as she grew up way back, she doesn't know what any modern appliances are supposed to do. A Hazel PJOmetronic will probably understand how she feels and be able to explain stuff better.

Your Calypso PJOmetronic will also like gardening, but you don't need to bother buying seeds from Ogygia which are new plants. And no, you can't study about them and publish papers about them, as our scientists are already doing that and attempting to do so will count as copyright infringement.

Your Calypso PJOmetronic is pretty easy to get along with and is one of the least dangerous to have around, as you might imagine. She's also pretty good at making clothes, so while she will be too small to be able to do anything about your clothes, she can make alternate outfits for your other PJOmetronics.

The happiness level of your Leo PJOmetronic will increase by 350% by having her around and he'll start pranking people less, one reason that if you have a Leo PJOmetronic you should get a Calypso one.

Troubleshooting

There isn't much that can go wrong, unless maybe your name is Elizabeth, but that won't matter after a while. Also, in case you ever need to do a history assignment, you might not want to do it on Sir Francis Drake.

A/N: And that ends this chapter on Calypso. Thank you to everyone who reviewed. Bluecookiedough, I'll see if I can do Frank next. Jasper-Not-Jiper, not really, most of our money goes up in fighting lawsuits. If only people actually read the manuals to our products.

Also, the poll related to this fanfic is finally done and you can view it as per your leisure. Also, in case any of you was a fan of the Lightning Thief Parody or the Heroes of Olympus Parody (now discontinued) I am writing The Lightning Thief Parody Reboot, which I think is better than the original, so you might want to check it out. Until next time!