Part 2

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Calhoun stared down at the cybug eggs. "Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby. And it-" then her grip on the branch failed. She fell into the pit of cybug eggs causing a few to crack and start hatching. "Oh s-"

"Cut!"


"Not making the same mistake with you." Sour Bill reached out and grabbed the rope. He pulled. The trap door worked! For a moment, both he and Felix got their hopes up.

Then the trap door closed early, slamming down on Felix's hands. "Ow! Get me out of here!" Felix called.

Sour Bill sighed and went to the rope. "I'm pulling. I'm pulling." He said, doing just that.

"Cut!"


Vanellope glitched in front of Taffyta, Rancis, and Candlehead, appearing backwards. All four of them screamed as they exited the tunnel. They all flew up into the air, Taffyta, Rancis, and Candlehead missing the road. The only problem was, Vanellope missed the road too!

"My candle!" Candlehead sobbed, oblivious to the fast they'd just caused a blooper.

"It's gonna blow!" Rancis shouted. He pointed to a cherry. Candlehead had accidently set it on fire.

Vanellope, figuring this scene was doomed anyway, jumped on Rancis, put a hand on Candlehead and Taffyta, and glitched out.

"Cut!"


"I'm pulling . . . I'm pulling. . ." Sour Bill said absently.

"You still can't pull a rope!?" King Candy demanded, walking up irritably. Sour Bill shook his head. "It's very simple." He grabbed the rope, pulled, and. . .

Nothing happened. King Candy frowned. He yanked the rope again, much harder. The trap door still didn't move, but the rope did. "Whaaaaa!" King Candy was flung towards the ceiling where the rope's gears were. "Sour Bill, get me down from here!" He shouted.

Felix, not knowing what was going on above, shouted, "Hello! Get me out of here!"

Sour Bill went back to pulling the rope.

"Cuuuuut!"


Sour Bill pulled the rope and-surprise surprise-it did nothing.

"I'm gonna wreck it!" Ralph shouted. He ran into the set and smashed up the rope and the trap door until King Candy and Felix fell. The other three all turned and looked down the trap door and Felix fell down it into the blackness.

Sour Bill sighed. "I'll go get the ladder."

"Cut! Seriously, why aren't you people cutting?"


"The sweet life blood of the game." King Candy stepped off the edge into the code room. He let out a yell as he fell down, then started floating away at random.

"You forgot to tie yourself in." Sour Bill said, swinging the twister rope back and forth.

"*sigh*Cut."


Ralph chased King Candy around the giant gumdrop. Giving up, he picked it up and tossed it out of the way. King Candy reached for his glasses, then the gumdrop landed on top of Ralph.

"Cut."


Ralph put Sour Bill on the lollipop. "Stick a-" Sour Bill fell off the lollipop. Ralph frowned.

"Cut."


"Vanellope!" Ralph cried.

"Oh look at that, it's your little friend." Turbo said. He tried to readjust his grip on Ralph, so he'd have his head, but Ralph slipped right out of his grip. "Oops."

"Uh . . . I'm bad, and that's good." Ralph started uncertainly.

"CUT!"

(So, that is the last chapter I'm doing. If I think of more bloopers, or someone makes a good suggestion, I'll post it on one of the already existing chapters.)