Binas: Here's next chapter. Don't worry, this should be good. And Sasuke is going to be a bit different due to the things that have been mentioned in the last chapter. But he will still be a jerk.

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Last time on Lost at Birth...

"I wonder why those guys were trying to waste Dad?"

"Get some rest, everybody! I want the entire Fenton-Uzumaki clan bright-eyed and bushy-tailed when we meet Masters tomorrow."

"My vultures were supposed to bring the big idiot to me, but you'll do! Danny Phantom, right? And I know your the Fenton's younger son."

"The ghost boy is Jack's son? Well, what do you know?"

"But please head my warning about Vlad. He's up to no good and he may become the end of us both."

"Of course not! You're, what, twelve? Too young to drive and not in college yet! I sent those ghosts, and others, to test your father's skills. Imagine my surprise when I find you; the second ghost hybrid his foolishness created!"

"WHAT THE HECK?! WHY WOULD THE HECK I RENOUNCE MY STEP DAD?! IT'S BAD ENOUGH I KNOW MY BIRTH DAD IS DEAD!"

"CURSE YOU, Jack Fenton! Your world-renowned expertise of all things ghost has defeated me! ...Until next time, son."

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Danny was reading a book while leaning against Jack's next crazy invention. Naruto was against a wall with Sasuke seeing who could hit the ball in paddle ball the most. The two were giving each other lightning glares and snarls.

"Dad, can I ask you a question?", Danny asked.

"About the Specter Speeder?Sure!", Jack said wrapping his arms around all three boys and shoves them into the Specter Speeder, "This little baby has state of the art spirit-plane exploration technology. And it's got a super-size cup holder!"

Jack pressed a button making a very large cup holder come out. This all just annoys Sasuke even further. Maddie entered the lab, with her hood up, and walked over to the Specter Speeder.

"Jack dear, It's getting awfully there something that you might've forgotten today?", Maddie said.

"Uhhh...", Jack mumble trying to think.

"Something significant? That would have to do with today's date of May Ninth?", Maddie asked gesturing to the wedding photo.

"Ninth, ninth, ninth. Ninth! Ninth? Nope, still not catching your drift.", Jack said.

"Our anniversary, dear? Oh well, I guess it just slipped your mind… for the 18th year in a row!", Maddie said.

'That doesn't sound so good...', Naruto and Sasuke thought before glaring at each other for sharing the same thought.

Maddie slammed her fist on to the Specter Speeder and the Specter Speeder started moving.

"HUH?!", Danny asked, "WHOA!"

The Specter Speeder was heading into the open portal. Danny started wailing causing Sasuke and Naruto to stop glaring and realize the situation they are in.

Danny kept screaming as Sasuke plugged his ears and Naruto screamed in symphony with Danny as the three floated through the green oozing green and purple world known as the Ghost Zone.

"I am surrounded by morons...", Sasuke muttered with clear exasperation.

Danny looked around in awe still somewhat screaming and Sasuke finally managed to shut Naruto up and looked at the Ghost Zone in interest. Ghosts of all shapes, colors, and sizes flew around the place as if it were a normal sunny day in the park.

"So Jack wasn't a complete idiot after all...", Sasuke whispered to himself.

A ghost with a hat a blazing green eyes stops in front of the Speeder, causing Naruto and Danny scream in surprise.

"Trespassing in an unauthorized vehicle. That's against the rules.", The ghost said.

"Uh, sorry. W-we didn't know. We're from… out of town.", Danny said nervously.

"We were pushed in here against our wills!", Naruto piped up and curled up.

"Hn.", Sasuke muttered looking at the ghost in annoyance.

"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for breaking it, punks.", The ghost said.

"Well you could have posted a sign to let us know BEFORE we wound up in the scary pit you call home!", Naruto shouted still slightly scared.

"Yelling at the officer and insulting the Ghost Zone is against the rules. Your coming with me.", The ghost said snatching Naruto before turning to Danny and Sasuke, "If I see your faces around here again, you and I are gonna have a problem."

"Y-yes sir.", Danny said.

The ghost disappeared taking Naruto with him.

'How are we going to get Naruto back?', Danny thought putting Speeder in reverse, leaving the Ghost Zone.

"Sasuke?", Danny asked.

"Hm?"

"Can you disguise yourself as Naruto and pretend to be him? I am sure mom and dad would be very angry at me and him for letting him get captured by a ghost.", Danny said.

Sasuke thought for a moment. He could use Danny to help him in his revenge on Itachi.

"Fine but you owe me.", Sasuke said and made a hand sign, "TRANSFORM!"

Sasuke looked just like Naruto except for one difference, the facial expression.

"I hope they can buy Naruto deciding to try a different personality.", Danny said.

The Speeder entered the lab. Maddie and Jack were still arguing.

"Now get this into your head, Jack Fenton; there are some things that are more important than hunting ghosts!", Maddie shouted and hit the Speeder again before storming off.

Jack walked up to Danny and Sasuke.

"I know, I know, I'mjust as freaked out by your mother's reaction as you are!", Jack said.

"Maddie, please! Don't go! I just have a little more work to do on the Specter Speeder and then I'm done!", Jack shouted as he latched on to Maddie's leg, disturbing Sasuke, who was still in his Naruto disguise.

"We discussed this, Jack, remember? Visiting my sister? The divorce?", Maddie asked, "There's a casserole in the freezer right next to the ectoplasmic residue samples!"

Maddie got into the taxi with her luggage and rode away.

"Wait, wait, wait!How will I know which is which?!", Jack panicked.

'Naruto can tell the difference. You must be dumber than Naruto...', Sasuke thought.

"Divorce? What?!", Danny asked in shock, "Jazz, did you just hear that?"

"Hear what? Mom yelling at Dad? Relax, she'll get over it.", Jazz said.

"Yeah, but I-I have never heard her so mad!", Danny said.

"Of course she's mad, and if I'm right, Dad will once again cluelessly do nothing to apologize to her.", Jazz said.

"That's where you're wrong, Jasmine. I have been a little preoccupied with ghosts lately, so I'm traveling to your Aunt Alicia's in Spittoon, Arkansas to apologize, and give your mother the greatest anniversary gift ever!", Jack claimed and jumped into the next taxi with his luggage, "Wish me luck! Oh, and call me if you see a ghooooost!"

"Jazz? Are Mom and Dad gonna split up?", Danny asked.

"I was… wrong?", Jazz asked.

"Jazz? Jazz!", Danny called out.

"Wait. He's going to Arkansas? To apologize? I was wrong?!", Jazz said starting to freak out.

Sasuke face palmed.

In the ghost zone...

"OH YEAH?! I DON'T CARE IF THE RULE BOOK'S YOUR GRANDMOTHER! BELIEVE IT!", Naruto shouted at the ghost.

"You better watch that mouth, you have five hundred years in prison now.", The ghost said.

"MAKE ME! I CAN KICK YOUR BUTT TWO HUNDRED TIMES OVER WITH AN ARMY OF ME AND NOT HAVE A SCRATCH ON ME!", Naruto shouted.

"ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF PRISON!", The ghost shouted in Naruto's face.

Naruto shielded himself from the flying spit.

Danny vacuumed the wall in ghost form and Sasuke dusted the furniture.

"Keep it down, would ya!", Jazz shouted from the kitchen.

"Hey,we're trying to make this place spotless so mom will have a clean house to come home to!", Danny said.

"Yeah, well I need to concentrate!", Jazz shouted.

Danny flew up behind Jazz and transformed back into human form, landing on the floor with a sly smile and the vacuum.

"I will never get used to that.", Sasuke muttered.

"I'll be at the library.", Jazz said leaving the house.

Danny transformed again and grabbed Sasuke before phasing down into the lab.

"Oh my gosh... This place is a mess!", Danny said looking at the horror in the lab, "If Mom comes back and sees the lab like this she'll be even angrier at Dad."

"So let's clean this up.", Sasuke said as he grabbed a broom and started sweeping the lab.

Danny started sending small Ecto Blasts at objects, they either incinerated or moved objects. He started doing cheap tricks like shooting an Ecto Blast from his finger while pointing it underneath his leg or over his shoulder. Sasuke was not amused by this at all.

'Sharingan!', Sasuke thought and activated his Sharingan.

Sasuke read his energy and saw there was no Chakra but a foreign energy instead that had a neon green hue and seemingly glowed brighter than Chakra. He realized he could never use any of Danny's abilities and could on copy his physical movements. He was shocked at how little effort was used in the movements.

'This is just sad...', Sasuke thought.

Danny then accidently hit a pink box with an Ecto Blast, knocking of the note and sending the box into the Ghost Zone. Danny picked up the note.

"Oh no!", Danny panicked.

Later at school...

[Danny managed to get Naruto a plausible sick day by having the disguised Sasuke transform into a sick version of Naruto and act sick.]

"You should've seen 'em fighting. And my folks never fight! Well, they fight ghosts,but that's different.", Danny said.

"Danny, relax. Nobody gets divorced over not getting a gift.", Sam said.

"But it's the thing my dad's gonna use to apologize! They're right on the brink! I'm tellin' ya, anything could set them over the edge.", Danny panicked.

"Danny, you're fine. I mean, it's not like your mom actually saidthe word 'divorce'. I mean, if she actually said the word, then you'd have to worry.", Tucker said.

"She said the word...", Danny said, "Oh, man. She did! SHE SAID THE WORD!"

"Tucker! Say something to calm him down!", Sam said.

"Well… uh… did she say it twice?", Tucker asked.

"That settles it, I'm going into the Ghost Zone and get that present back! And my brother...", Danny said.

"WHAT?!", Sam and Tucker screeched like a broken record.

"He got captured by a police ghost just for yelling...", Danny said.

"Dude. That is messed up. Make this a Mission Impossible movie if you have to.", Tucker said.

In the ghost zone...

"CAN SOMEONE LET ME OUT OF HERE?! I GOTTA PEE!", Naruto shouted from a cell, "I AM NOT PEEING ON THE FLOOR LIKE AN ANIMAL!"

"BE QUIET NARUTO!", All of the ghosts shouted.

"I CAN BE AS LOUD AS I WANT! BELIEVE IT!", Naruto claimed as he climbed on the bars.

In the lab...

Danny was in ghost form not looking very happy but rather creeped out. He had a headset on. Sasuke, out of disguise, was off to the side with his arms crossed.

"I don't want to do this.", Danny whined.

"You get in,get the present, and get out. You'll be fine.", Sam said.

"Besides, with this mini-webcam, I'll be with you every step of the way. But first...", Tucker said and started playing Rabbids Go Home on his PDA via an Emulator.

Danny turned to Sam.

"You'll monitor the webcam?", Danny asked.

"I'll monitor the webcam.", Sam confirmed.

Danny entered the portal and gave a creeped out look.

"Wow. This place is amazing!", Sam said in awe.

"No. It's not! It's creepy and goes on forever! Where the heck am I suppose to start?!", Danny said.

Danny entered a random door but was chased out when the ghost became a monster and chased Danny out of the room. He panted as he slammed the door shut.

"Aw man! Every one of these doors goes into another ghost's lair?! I'm never gonna find that present. My folks are gonna get divorced and it's gonna be all my fault.", Danny pouted.

"Relax Danny. We all just have to stay focused.", Sam said, "Right Tucker? Tucker?"

Silence followed for a few minutes before Sam returned to the radio.

"There's a doorway coming up on your left. Take it.", Sam directed.

Danny opened said door. The room was filled with random items from paper wads to sinks, the junk floated around.

"So this is where all the stuff ends up.", Danny said.

"YES!"

The Box Ghost popped up and started bellowing in his hammy voice.

"IT ALL ENDS UP IN POSSESSION OF ME! THE BOX GHOST!"

"Ugh, what are you doing here?", Danny asked completely irritated.

"I AM THE BOX GHOST! WHERE DO YOU THINK WE GO WHEN YOU RELEASE US FROM YOUR CYLINDRICAL TRAP?", The Box Ghost said.

"You mean the Fenton Thermos?", Danny asked.

"I AM THE BOX GHOST! AND BEWARE! FOR I'M MERELY ONE OF YOUR FOES WHO RESIDE IN THIS REALM! IN FACT, YOU MIGHT SAY, WE ARE A PACKAGED DEAL!", The Box Ghost bellowed.

" , I'm looking for something important, I don't have time for your box puns.", Danny said.

Sirens blared all around. The Box Ghost went into shock and panicked.

"FLEE! LEST YOU BE HERMETICALLY SEALED AND SHIPPED TO YOUR DOOM!", The Box Ghost screamed and ran away just to be shot by a laser restrainer.

"Hey what's going on?", Danny asked and got shot by a laser, and restrained.

"Possession of unauthorized recording equipment. That's against the rules. Or at least it is now."

The ghost removed the headset and web cam.

"Wait! This is all a big misunderstanding!", Danny said.

"There may be chaos everywhere in this Ghost Zone, but there'll be order in my prison. You should've heeded my warning, punk. Now you and I have a problem.", The ghost said.

The ghost threw Danny into a police van that had the initials 'GZPD' and drove away.

"Great. My folks are splitting up, my sister's a basket case, Naruto is who know's where in this place, and I'm going to ghost jail. This may be the worst day of my life.", Danny said.

Danny stepped out of the van to see Skulker, Desiree, and Technus in the court yard.

"Well, if it isn't the young whelp who helped us get locked up in this stinking place! Welcome home.", Skulker snarled.

"This is the worst day of my life...", Danny whined.

"I AM THE BOX GHOST!"

"SHUT THE HECK UP!", Danny snapped.

Later...

"Trespassing. Loitering. Creating a disturbance. And,possession of real-world contraband."

Danny was now in a prison uniform. The present floated around the room without a care.

"Excuse me, sir, but-but-", Danny said but the ghost grabbed Danny by the shirt.

"Name's Walker, son. Know it. Fear it. Obey it. I am your judge,executioner, jury, executioner, jailer, and, if necessary, your executioner."

Walker lowered Danny.

"Uh, you said 'executioner' three times.", Danny pointed out.

"I like that part of the job.", Walker said.

"Well, you see, uh, Mr. Walker, uh, the truth is... I-I'm actually trying to remove the contraband. So, um, if I could justgrab it and go,I'll promise I'll-", Danny said.

Walker pushed the chair Danny was in onto the ground with his foot.

"I'd like to let you go, son, but I can't. That'd be against the rules But seeing how this is a first offense I'm willing to be lenient. ONE THOUSAND YEARS!", Walker said.

"Chow time! Move out!"

Danny walked through the lunch room. The Box Ghost, Desiree, Technus, and Skulker sat at one table, looking ready to beat up Danny.

"Wow, heh, pretty much everyone who hates me all at one like middle school.", Danny said weakly while sweating.

They partially surround Danny.

"Sorry I can't stay and catch up on old times!", Danny said walking backwards.

"Can I get anything, dearie? Coffee? Pudding? An extra helping of DOOM?!"

The Lunch Lady was not as happy either to see Danny. She sent Danny into Skulker with her ladle, laughing madly. Skulker bumped Danny into Technus, who bumped him into the Lunch Lady. The Lunch Lady put Danny in a headlock.

"Payback time ghost child!", Skulker said happily.

"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON OVER HERE?!"

All of the ghosts' faces dropped into shock. Naruto stood there in prison garb looking really mad.

"DO I HAVE TO WIPE YOUR GUTS EVERYWHERE AGAIN?!", Naruto threatened, "OR DO IN NEED TO BRING OUT THE RUBBER CHICKENS?!"

[You don't want to know what caused the Rubber Chickens to be worse than the whole 'guts on the wall' threat.]

"No...", They whimpered.

"WAIT! We are not the enemies here! I mean, yeah,we sent you all back to the Ghost Zone, but we didn't lock you up here, did we?", Danny said.

"It is true! They did not package us in this box. I am The B-", The Box Ghost said.

"Go on..." Skulker said.

"If we work together we could all bust out of here. And you could alwayskick our butts later.", Danny said.

'Wow... His idea of getting the ghosts to listen is better than mines... Well, at least I know the Rubber Chickens will work later...', Naruto thought.

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend, for now.", Skulker said.

"Here's what we do...", Danny started.

"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"

Ghosts chanted all over the lunch room as Skulker and Danny did a staged fight. Skulker threw Danny into a counter.

"Ohhh…My ghost leg!", Danny acted terribly.

"Hn. My prey ceases to amuse me.", Skulker said.

"TASTE MY FURRY!", Naruto shouted and set off several smoke bombs, "SEXY JUTSU!"

Naruto turned into a naked lady, causing Danny to get a small nose bleed that would help with the fake knock out. Naruto shifted back into his regular male form.

"Another one for the infirmary."

Danny punched the ghosts before grabbing one of the tazer sticks.

"NOW!", Danny yelled.

"ALRIGHT! TIME TO MAKE SOME NOISE!", Naruto cheered and made another hand sign.

'I hope no ladies are around for this...', Naruto thought slyly.

"FART JUTSU!", Naruto shouted and made a Chakra Enhanced Fart.

Some of the guard ghosts ran/flew away from the awful CHakra Potent Fart smell.

Skulker grab one of the guard's tazer sticks and started zapping the guards.

Technus threw several guards off his robot body, sending them into the walls.

Desiree smashed several buckets onto some of the guards with a smirk.

Danny and Skulker go back-to-back. They give the thumbs up and unleash a battle cry as they charged at the surrounding guards. Punches and kicks were made on the guards.

The Lunch Lady floated up with a tray of apples.

"Can I offer you gentlemen some apples?", The Lunch Lady asked.

The guards were confused and shock their heads.

"THEN DINE ON MY FURY!", The Lunch Lady bellowed as she made a spear, scaring the guards.

Naruto spammed Shadow Clones left and right, confusing the guards. When they demolished all of the clones, Naruto was not in sight.

"RASENGAN!", Naruto shouted and rammed a Rasengan into the guards, sending them into the walls.

Naruto then made more Shadow Clones and ran into one of the larger hordes of guards.

"NA!"

"RU!"

"TO!"

"UZUMAKI BARRAGE!"

The guards went flying again. Many knocked out by the brunt of the clones and/or the Rasengan. Naruto made another Rasengan with the help of a left over clone and drilled a large hole into the prison wall.

The prisoners flocked to the hole and ran for the exit. Danny went in the opposite direction.

"YOUR GOING THE WRONG WAY!", Skulker yelled.

"Yes sweetie. You're supposed to riot with the guards here, And face your doom out there! Pie?", The Lunch Lady said.

"No thanks, I have some unfinished business with the warden.", Danny said.

"Well I got a score to settle myself. ", Naruto said running up to where Danny was.

"Okay.", The Lunch Lady said.

"Good luck kids.", Skulker said, "I look forward to hunting you two on the other side."

"Thanks. I think?", Danny said.

"Guards, what's going on down there? Somebody answer me!", Walker screamed.

"How about saying please!", Danny shouted kicking the door open with Naruto, both back in their respective clothes, or in Danny's case, his HAZMAT.

"It's a rule! BELIEVE IT!", Naruto said kicking Walker in the groin.

"It is?", Walker asked in pain as he checked his book, which Danny slammed on his finger.

"Is now.", Danny said then noticed something, "THE PRESENT!"

Danny flew after the present but Walker grabbed his leg. Naruto caught on that it was important and tried to grab the present but failed to as well.

"Now let me acquaint you two with a few rules.", Walker said, "Rule one. You cross me, you pay the consequences. Rule two. Just because you're a ghost and a Demon Spawn doesn't mean I can't crush you within an inch of your afterlife/life. Rule three.-"

The Speeder phased through the walls.

"Tucker, Sasuke, Sam! How'd you get in here?", Danny asked.

"Yeah!", Naruto pipped up.

"Check it out! Real-World stuff just phases through everything in here.", Tucker said and Sasuke did a visual a long side reluctantly.

"In the Ghost Zone, we're the ghosts!", Sam concluded.

"Really?! Then that means...", Naruto said slyly and tried to think about phasing and got out of Walker's grip, "HA! In your face you big pansy! What ya gonna do? Cry to your mamma?"

"We're the ghosts? So…maybe it's time to stop fighting like a ghost… And start fighting like a kid!", Danny said going back into his human form, causing Walker's foot to go through him.

Walker tried to grab the two but kept failing.

"I'll take that.", Danny said and grabbed the present.

"WHY-CAN'T-I-TOUCH-YOU-TWO?!", Walker yelled as he tried grabbing the two again.

"I may be a host of Demon doesn't mean I am one. Get your facts straight.", Naruto said and made his eyes turn red just for the fun of it to see Walker get scared.

"Forget it, Walker. This is the Ghost Zone, I'm not just a ghost, I'm also a dumb rules don't apply.", Danny said.

Both Naruto and Danny hopped into the Speeder as Walker screamed to the skies.

"Why, hey there! Pretty young thang!", Jack said looking and sounding like one of the hillbillies.

"Jack Fenton, what on Earth are you doing?", Maddie asked.

"Sweet talking you,proving I can step away from work and pay attention to our relationship. Um…Ah.", Jack said, "You've got a smile that shines like swamp gas in the moonlight. Your mind twinkles like the moonoff the bumper of my pick-em-up truck, and- Oh, this is stupid!"

"What's stupid, Jack? Anything besides ghosts?", Maddie asked.

"No, but pretending to be something I'm not is.", Jack said taking off the hillbilly stuff off.

"You know I can be a fool, and you know that I can forget things,But the one thing you know more than anything even more than that ghosts exist and that your sister is a bitter old bat, is that I love you, baby.", Jack said.

"Oh, Jack.", Maddie said.

"And, I wanted to give you… To give you…", Jack said before racing off to his suitcase to find the gift, "I'm coming, Maddie! Aw crud..."

"You forgot the present, didn't you?", Maddie asked.

"Told you he was a fool.", Alicia said.

"Well I... Uh...", Jack stuttered.

"No he didn't!"

Danny and Naruto parachuted in. Naruto was yelling in delight.

"LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!", Naruto yelled but everyone ignored him.

"H-He kept it at home uh, so the mosquitoes wouldn't get it.", Danny said.

"Good boy. You two are getting a raise in your allowances for this.", Jack said.

"We have an allowance?", Danny asked and put a finger to his chin.

Jack turned to Maddie.

"Happy anniversary, baby! And I'm sorry. I'll try to be better about things in the future.", Jack said as Maddie hugged him.

"You guys aren't getting a divorce?", Danny asked.

"What did I miss?", Naruto asked in confusion to Danny's question.

"Divorce? Who said anything about us getting a divorce?", Maddie asked.

Suddenly, trucks full of hillbillies flooded the shack with a banner that read 'A decade of divorce'.

"SURPRISE!", Jack and Maddie shouted.

"A party! For the tenth anniversary of my divorce! You remembered!", Alicia said.

"Well, sure! I even convinced your ex-husband to come.", Maddie said gesturing to the dunk tank that held said person.

Jasper picks up a roast and slams it on the bullseye, causing the ex-husband to fall into the water.

"Well, aren't you going to open the present?", Jack asked.

Maddie opened the present and out came the Box Ghost.

'That's a weird anniversary gift...', Naruto thought.

"I AM THE BOX GHOST!"

"They weren't ever gonna get a divorce! It was all just a huge misunderstanding.". Danny said.

"But, Dad doesn'tapologize! Dad doesn't understand what a goof he can be! These are constants!", Jazz said.

"BEWARE!"

"GHOST!", Maddie and Jack yelled as they chased Boxy.

"Ah, sweet normalcy. I'll take being right and embarrassed over wrong every time.", Jazz said, "Want some rhubarb pie?"

"Sure!", Naruto said.

"Love some!", Danny said.

"I'd stay away from that if I was you.", one of the hillbillies said before spitting.

"Ewwww...", Naruto said, "Forget I said anything..."