1. Conflicting
"Alright, today's lesson is on the reproductive system and we'll get to learn about how our hormones deal with it." The teacher walked up to the television set in the center of the room, and picked up a tape. She fed it into the VCR, pushing the play button. "This video will teach you about it because I'm sure as hell ain't gonna do that." With that, she turned off the lights, leaving the room.
Leaf sighed quietly, keeping her gaze onto the screen. Everyone else moved about in the room, sitting next to their buddies and whatnot. She felt movement beside her, and looked over to it. "Oh boy..."
Green casually tugged a chair, and plopped himself next to her. "Hey, Leafy," he purred, winking. He scooted really close to the girl, who only pushed him away in response.
The movie started with the male reproductive system. Green smirked at her every single time they mentioned male body parts. Leaf would blankly stare at him in response. "You're stupid."
Then, came the female reproductive system. Everyone got all quiet once the woman in the video explained about... things.
The brunette tapped her fingers on her desk, wanting the movie to end and to just go home. She groaned in annoyance.
Green eyed her, chuckling. "Why the face? You seem extra mad today."
She just shrugged. "I want to go home already. I'm tired."
The movie finally ended. Leaf stood up curtly, and picked up her bag, quickly making her way out.
Green followed, and grabbed her arm before she could leave the classroom. "You don't wanna go with me to my place?"
"No," she replied, obviously annoyed.
He gaped at her. She rarely said no to his offer. Green thought for a bit and dared to ask the question.
"Are you on your period or something? Coz you're all moody and I th—"
SMACK!
Leaf slapped him across his face, glaring at him. "The hell is wrong with you? You don't ever ask that to a girl!"
Green just gawked at her, frozen in surprise. He held his burning cheek. "Eh?"
She marched out of the classroom, flushing in embarrassment and anger.
"Oww..."
2. SoulSilver
"LETS MAKE SOME SHIT EXPLODE FUCK YEAH!" A very confident voice said, slamming his hands on the lab table. He slapped on some goggles and eyed the substance closely and excitedly.
The brunette sweatdropped, gawking at him. She placed the plastic bottle down with baking soda on the lab table slowly. "Okay..." she couldn't help but giggle at his confidence. "Silver, you do know that the goggles are unnecessary—"
"Hush woman," Silver kept his gaze on the bottle. "I'm learning, with safety."
"..." Lyra shrugged, continuing on with the experiment. She placed a cloth dipped in dishwasher detergent onto the top of the bottle. "Silvy, can you hand me the vinegar so that th—"
The redhead stared at her. "No. I'll do it." He held the cup full of vinegar in his hand, and swatted her hand away. "ALRIGHT LETS BLOW SHIT UP!"
With an unamused face, she lifted up the cloth a bit, not even bothering to argue with him anymore. He watched as he poured all the vinegar in, and draped the cloth over the bottle again.
Both stood next to each other, slowly leaning in to the bottle. One had a blank face while the other had a stupid grin plastered on his face.
Small bubbles slowly bubbled up on the surface of the cloth. It merely lasted for about three seconds before the reaction was over.
"OH MY ARCEUS LYRA DID YOU SEE THAT." He turned to her with an excited gaze, gripping her shoulders and shook her a bit.
"Yes, Silver. I saw it," Lyra hissed with sarcasm. She facepalmed at him, wondering why in the hell she didn't agree to choose Hilda for the experiment instead.
"FUCK YES I LOVE THIS SCIENCE SHIT!" He snatched the bottle, holding it up for everyone in the class to see. "LOOK WHAT WE DID, BITCHES!"
"Oh Arceus," the brunette sulked in her seat, flushing a lot in embarrassment. "Why me..."
3. FerrisWheel
"And, that concludes my report on how the Sinnoh region came to be." N held his paper in his hand, a bright smile crawling up on his face at the rest of the class.
Everyone in the classroom was asleep, snoring about like Snorlax. Even the teacher was falling asleep on his desk. The only person who managed to listen to the whole report was Hilda. Her eyes were wide like saucers. She gawked at the greenet in surprise. To her, his theories and conclusions on his report made sense.
The teacher yawned out loudly, leaning his face into his palm. "Does anyone have any questions for N?" he asked very slowly, blinking lazily.
Hilda raised her hand, eyes bright with excitement. "N, how do you think Arceus felt when he did that?"
N gasped in happiness. "I thought you'd never ask! I think that..." he trailed off, explaining to a very interested Hilda very deep details on his report.
The teacher finally slammed his face into his desk and started to snore—
4. NewBark
"Alright class, today we're graphing one of the four conics using the method of completing the square." The mathematics teacher went on, explaining to the class what the had to do.
Kris quickly scribbled down the teacher's notes and words, sighing a bit. She loved mathematics. It was her most favored subject.
Unfortunately, she got the wrong period to take it in.
Sitting right next to her out of all places, was none other than Ethan. His gaze lingered on the board, merely gawking at it like an idiot. He had no idea what in the world the teacher was talking about.
He groaned, sulking a bit. "Man, I thought maths was about two plus two equals fish or something..." he whined. His gaze turned to the words on the board, and blinked, before slowly copying them down.
Kris scoffed at him. "Shut up, moron. I'm trying to finish the lesson." She grabbed her graphing calculator, punching in the given equations in the calculator.
Everyone got quiet once the teacher assigned them the lesson for the day. Kris was quickly scribbling down the answers she had gotten, smirking a bit.
Ethan read the words he wrote down carefully. He slowly smiled a bit, having his perverted instincts kicking in. "Hey Kris," he said, leaning towards her a bit.
"What?"
"You wanna expand my binomial?" he purred, winking. "If you know what I mean."
Kris froze, gawking at the boy. "E-Ethan what?!" she whispered to him.
"Or do you wanna see my asymptote?" he offered, his smile turning into a perverted smirk.
The bluenette glared at the boy. "Ethan, I swear to Arceus I will smack you!"
"Or some algebra?" he teased.
Kris blinked, wondering what the pun on that was. "Algebra?"
"Algebraists do it in groups." Ethan leaned in way too close for her liking.
Her eye twitched uncontrollably, and merely look a deep breath. She slowly turned to him.
SMACK!
5. Twinleaf
"ALRIGHT. I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANY WHINING FROM YOU MAGGOTS WHEN I SAY," the P.E. Teacher said, whipping out a red ball. "DODGE BALL."
Everyone stood in a single file line, staying quiet. No laughter, no talking, no whispering. Nothing.
That is, until Barry stepped forward. And proceeded to smirk. "Aw yes."
Dawn dared to glance at Barry, and regretted from doing so. All she saw was pure evil and mischief in his amber eyes. She groaned out in frustration.
The blond was specialized on dodge ball. He could literally take on the whole class by himself and win. When he played, everyone either let themselves lose to avoid getting tackled by his swift throws, or they dared to challenge him.
"ALRIGHT! PEARL GET ON THE LEFT. THE REST OF YOU GO ON THE OTHER SIDE. CLASS AGAINST PEARL." He just dropped the dodge ball in the center of the court, and nodded. Everyone got into place. The boys stood in the open front, while the girls stood in the back, using the boys as a human shield—
It's sad to know that the teacher already knew Barry was going to win.
"READY? BEGIN!" he exclaimed, blowing the whistle. All the males ran towards the dodge ball, but the blond had beaten them to it, throwing them all over the place.
The bluenette slowly tried to scurry her way out of the court, wanting to quit the game already. She pondered while she walked towards the side. Maybe she can fake her wa—
SLAM!
A dodge ball hit her square in the face. Everyone stopped playing, and gasped. Barry also stopped, and gawked at what he did. The ball slowly dropped, stopping at her feet.
The girl slowly picked it up, and made her way to the frozen blond. She slowly looked down once she reached him, clenching the dodge ball in her hands.
"D-Dawn?" Barry blurted, reaching his hand out to her shoulder. He was sure as hell scared to death now. Maybe he had gone too far —
She slowly looked up at him. "Barry..."
"Yeah?" he asked, really worried at the moment.
SLAM!
Barry fell backwards due to the harsh blow of the dodge ball to his face.
A/N: IM SORRY I COULD RESIST MAKING MOAR BECAUSE IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST POPULAR THING IVE SUBMITTED TO DEVIANT ARt and i just here okay.
fffffffffffff i failed this one im sorry /otl/
oh and the soulsilver expierment was taken off a youtube video. if you wanna watch it, here ya go: watch?v=ZRZec0AZCF4