So this idea just came to me on a whim the other day, and I felt like realizing it. Personally, I love the end. Enjoy!

July 6th, 2013

All is proceeding as according to plan. The President will sign the new security measures tomorrow, increasing our reach both in the govt. and on the streets. Soon, we will take our rightful place as rulers of the world. How will you feel then Dad? THEN WILL YOU FINALLY WANT ME?!

I must stop going off on bursts like that. It's unbecoming of a calm, collected mastermind. That's it, breathe in, and breathe out. Much better.

I'm just a little stressed. The Plan has had to be put into overdrive ever since we realized The Subjects could leave our dimension. We CANNOT let The Subjects out of our sight again – The Subjects are the key.

Then again, they rarely do the same thing twice. The odds of them going dimension hopping again are rather high – we shouldn't have to face an emergency like that again.

Life is good. I'm in reasonably good health, and The Plan is finally coming to fruition. When the time is right, The Subjects will be activated. They will bend to my – I mean, our every whim. There awesome abilities and skill will be ours. Think of the technology possible! Think of the weapons we'll have!

All it will take is a few drops of the special serum in The Subjects cereal when the time is right, and by noon, we will have the World.

Speaking of cereal, we've begun testing the serum in the cereal The Subjects eat to make sure that it will still be effective. It's a good thing we tested – the initial serum broke down in the milk when mixed with the cereal. Thank goodness our mole let us know just what cereal The Subjects were eating.

Speaking of our mole, I worry about him. I obviously haven't told him about the true nature of our plan just yet – no one beyond myself and our Board of Directors knows about The Plan in it's entirety – but I fear he may be getting attached to The Subjects. If need be, I may need to slip him, as well as our other field agents, some of the serum when The Plan is carried out. Still, I trust him for now. He hasn't failed us yet.

The time is coming. Soon we will march on the World. Soon our reach will extend. We've already created our diversions, L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.N. and Khaka Peu Peu. We've entered the Govt. We've sent agents to space. We can clear memories. We can rule the world.

Until Later,

Major Monogram