Digimon: Rules of Engagement
Part 6 - Adjustments
By Lord Archive
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Sunday - Morning
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Sleep slowly faded from her mind, but she didn't want to wake up yet. Her body felt lethargic, sore, cramped and yet also very comfortable.
She blearily opened her eyes and smiled at the sight before her. The sunlight heightened the well chiseled features of her lover. She still couldn't believe it that he loved her, and that she loved him. There was a lot going against them getting this far, but they had overcome it together.
She really had to do something about her bed. It wasn't meant for two people to sleep on.
Wait a minute, sunlight and her LOVER in her bed?! She bolted awake and checked under the sheets. She swallowed hard and looked at the guy sleeping with her. She REALLY shouldn't have drunk that much last night. At least he was her boyfriend, but she had wanted to wait until she at least had an engagement ring, but preferably married.
Cold sweat broke out on her. If her parents knew about this, there would be wedding bells soon. She hoped they hadn't checked on her last night. Whatever the case, he had to leave NOW.
"Yamato, wake up." Jun shook him.
"A few more...." Yamato snored.
"Yamato, wake up, you idiot. You're still in MY bed," Jun whispered harshly into his ear.
Yamato shot up. "WHAmrph!"
Jun held her hand over his mouth. "Quiet! Unless you want to get married soon too."
Yamato looked at her with frightened eyes.
"Now you're going to have to sneak out." Jun removed her hand.
"How? We're on the fourth floor."
"Use the window ledges. There's a tree below the window that can break your fall."
Yamato rolled his eyes. "Swell."
"Come on, get going."
Yamato slipped out of her bed and gathered his cloths. He wished he could remember more of last night, but alcohol clouded much of it.
Someone knocked on the door while Yamato was putting on his pants. "Jun, breakfast is ready. Can I come in?" Mrs. Motomiya asked.
"Just a minute. I'm getting dressed." Jun called out. "Hurry," she growled toward Yamato.
Yamato quickly tossed on his shirt and practically jumped out of the window.
Jun got out of bed and kicked the clothes she had been wearing under her bed. She then quickly got dressed. With a sigh. She opened the door. "What is it Mom?"
"What happened to Daisuke?" Mrs. Motomiya asked.
"Well, you remember that girl he liked, Hikari?"
Mrs. Motomiya nodded. "Yes. I thought his chances with her improved since Takeru was getting engaged."
Jun nodded. "Except that Takeru got engaged to Hikari."
"Oh, dear."
"Yeah, and he got drunk at the engagement party that followed."
"I see." Mrs. Motomiya sighed. "At least you were responsible enough to help him."
Jun laughed nervously. "Right. Thanks Mom."
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Yamato grimaced as he tried to climb down the wall. "At least I had some practice scaling in the Digital World."
When Yamato made it to the third floor, he saw a girl reading at her desk. She looked up at him.
Yamato nervously waved at her, and then realized that he wasn't holding onto the wall. With a short scream, he fell into the tree. He was scratched in several places, but came to a stop as his foot got caught between two branches.
"Why me?" Yamato tried to free himself.
"Excuse me," said an angry voice.
Yamato looked at him. "Hey, can you get me down?"
The man crossed his arms. "Did you climb out of my daughters room?"
Yamato laughed nervously. "Not YOUR daughter's room, sir."
"Oh, really." The man glared. "Fujiko!"
Yamato heard a window open and a girl call out, "Yes, Daddy?"
"Come out here."
"Be right there!"
Yamato was losing all feeling in his trapped foot. "Um, sir. I really have done nothing with your family. Could you please help me?"
"Hold your horses," the man growled.
Yamato's eyes widened as a heavy set girl advanced toward him.
"What is it, Daddy?" the girl asked.
"Who is he?" the man questioned.
The girl blinked. "Oh, my God!" She held her hands over her chest. "It's Yama-sama! Oh, I have to have your autograph! I'm your biggest fan."
Of that, Yamato had no doubt. He found a force of will he only touched in battle before. He swung up, pried his foot free, crashed to the ground, stood up, and ran like his life depended on it.
"Yama-sama! What about that autograph?!" the girl called out.
"Who is he?" the man asked, confused.
"He's only the greatest musician to ever come out of Odaiba, Daddy." Fujiko pouted. "Why?"
"He didn't sleep with you, did he?"
"I WISH!"
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"Hi, is Hikari here?" Takeru asked when Mrs. Yagami opened the door.
Mrs. Yagami smiled at him. "Yes. You don't have to knock though, you can come straight in. We are going to be family."
Takeru laughed while scratching the back of his head. "Right...." He walked into the apartment.
Hikari looked up at him from the couch. "Hi."
"Hi. You ready to go shopping?" Takeru asked.
"Hello, Takeru," Yamara, one of Hikari's friends said. "What's this about shopping?"
Hikari laughed nervously. "Sorry. I had forgotten we had anything planned."
"Oh, you have other plans." Takeru shrugged. "We can go shopping at another time."
"You don't have much time," Mrs. Yagami commented. "The camping trip is this weekend."
Yamara looked hard at Hikari. "What's this about a camping trip and going shopping with Takeru? I want details."
"Well, um, you see...." Hikari fumbled.
Takeru blushed, but said nothing.
"They got engaged last night. The camping trip is sort of a family outing, since we're going to have two new members soon," Mrs. Yagami answered.
Yamara stared at Hikari in extreme shock and then fell off the couch. She then hopped to her feet. "YOUR PREGNANT?!"
"NO!" Takeru and Hikari chorus.
"All I've done is KISS Takeru, nothing more. Taichi also got engaged to Sora last night," Hikari explained.
Yamara blinked. "Oh. Don't scare me like that." She then rubbed her head. "You two got engaged? Why?"
Hikari pointed at her mother. "Her idea."
"Well, that's twisted." Yamara shook her head. "So, when's the wedding?"
Hikari shrugged. "After we turn eighteen, I guess."
Mrs. Yagami punched her palm. "I knew I forgot something last night. Your wedding will be in two years. Do you have a specific date you'd like?"
"Two years?!" Takeru looked faint.
"What about the marriage laws? Don't we have to be eighteen first?" Hikari questioned.
"An arranged marriage requires a small fee and two years notice," Mrs. Yagami replied.
Hikari sagged, not sure what to do or say to change this. She doubted there was a way out of it at this point. "Um... August first?" she ventured.
Mrs. Yagami smiled. "Hmm.... That would be good. You can have a double wedding with your brother that way."
Hikari laughed nervously.
"At least I won't have to wait until I'm eighteen for the wedding night," Takeru said, TRYING to look on the bright side.
"Takeru...." Hikari said in a threatening tone.
Yamara giggled. "I never thought this kind of stuff would happen outside of a Takahashi manga."
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"So what is it you wanted to show me?" Taichi asked. He blinked as a pair of panties were displayed.
"What do you think?"
Taichi crossed his arms. "I think you're a pervert."
"Nothing wrong with that."
"So. All the way?"
"Yep."
"Any problems?" Taichi wondered.
"A few."
"Not THE problem."
"I HOPE NOT!"
Taichi sighed. "I can't believe you."
"Believe it."
Taichi shook his head. "So, Yamato, what was it like?"
Yamato scratched his head. "Well, we were drunk so I don't remember all of it. And what I do remember, I can't describe. It was like a whole new world, twisting side-wise and under."
"Guess you can't give me any tips." Taichi looked at the panties again. "I still can't believe you beat me. I'm engaged and I still haven't gone that far."
Yamato laughed. "You're the bearer of the crest of courage and you still can't get the balls to make love to your fiancee. That's pretty pathetic."
"Shut up."
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Monday
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Sora hummed to herself as she finished changing out of her tennis outfit in the locker room, preparing to leave.
"Um, Sora?" A girl approached her.
"What is it, Michi?"
Michi scratched the back of her head. "The team's been wondering about you. Last week you were you were upset and canceled going to the movies, and now you act like you're on cloud nine."
Sora smirked. "Sorry about last week, but Mom told me I was going to get engaged."
Michi's eyes widened in shock. "Engaged?!"
Immediately the entire tennis team was surrounding Sora.
"You're engaged?" "Did you and Taichi have an 'accident?'" "You're going to marry Taichi right?" "Tell me it's NOT to Taichi! I want him!"
Sora couldn't help but giggle. "Yes, I am engaged to Taichi. And, no, we've haven't had an 'accident,' but part of the reason for the engagement was to have some damage control in case we do have one."
Michi pouted. "I thought you only kissed him. Are you holding out on me?"
Sora shook her head. "Not at all. Mom thought I was doing more than I have."
"How far have you gone now?" another girl asked.
Sora blushed. "Well...." She paused debating what to tell them. If she didn't tell the truth, they would assume she had done more.
"Come on, tell us!" the girl persisted.
"Okay. We spent some time talking Saturday night, and well, my shirt came off."
"That's it?" Michi said, disappointed.
Sora nodded. "For now at least."
The tennis team broke out in a fit of giggles.
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Author's notes:
For all those annoying me about continuing this series....
You win. ^^;
I don't know how much I'll do or when, but this edit was in part to figure out how to continue this series. And yes, I will keep to a Takahashi love confusion and parody of life style for this.
You can contact me at [email protected]
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-Lord Archive
http://www.geocities.com/Lord_Archive/anime.html
Common sense is an uncommon trait.
Question Reality
Part 6 - Adjustments
By Lord Archive
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Sunday - Morning
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Sleep slowly faded from her mind, but she didn't want to wake up yet. Her body felt lethargic, sore, cramped and yet also very comfortable.
She blearily opened her eyes and smiled at the sight before her. The sunlight heightened the well chiseled features of her lover. She still couldn't believe it that he loved her, and that she loved him. There was a lot going against them getting this far, but they had overcome it together.
She really had to do something about her bed. It wasn't meant for two people to sleep on.
Wait a minute, sunlight and her LOVER in her bed?! She bolted awake and checked under the sheets. She swallowed hard and looked at the guy sleeping with her. She REALLY shouldn't have drunk that much last night. At least he was her boyfriend, but she had wanted to wait until she at least had an engagement ring, but preferably married.
Cold sweat broke out on her. If her parents knew about this, there would be wedding bells soon. She hoped they hadn't checked on her last night. Whatever the case, he had to leave NOW.
"Yamato, wake up." Jun shook him.
"A few more...." Yamato snored.
"Yamato, wake up, you idiot. You're still in MY bed," Jun whispered harshly into his ear.
Yamato shot up. "WHAmrph!"
Jun held her hand over his mouth. "Quiet! Unless you want to get married soon too."
Yamato looked at her with frightened eyes.
"Now you're going to have to sneak out." Jun removed her hand.
"How? We're on the fourth floor."
"Use the window ledges. There's a tree below the window that can break your fall."
Yamato rolled his eyes. "Swell."
"Come on, get going."
Yamato slipped out of her bed and gathered his cloths. He wished he could remember more of last night, but alcohol clouded much of it.
Someone knocked on the door while Yamato was putting on his pants. "Jun, breakfast is ready. Can I come in?" Mrs. Motomiya asked.
"Just a minute. I'm getting dressed." Jun called out. "Hurry," she growled toward Yamato.
Yamato quickly tossed on his shirt and practically jumped out of the window.
Jun got out of bed and kicked the clothes she had been wearing under her bed. She then quickly got dressed. With a sigh. She opened the door. "What is it Mom?"
"What happened to Daisuke?" Mrs. Motomiya asked.
"Well, you remember that girl he liked, Hikari?"
Mrs. Motomiya nodded. "Yes. I thought his chances with her improved since Takeru was getting engaged."
Jun nodded. "Except that Takeru got engaged to Hikari."
"Oh, dear."
"Yeah, and he got drunk at the engagement party that followed."
"I see." Mrs. Motomiya sighed. "At least you were responsible enough to help him."
Jun laughed nervously. "Right. Thanks Mom."
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Yamato grimaced as he tried to climb down the wall. "At least I had some practice scaling in the Digital World."
When Yamato made it to the third floor, he saw a girl reading at her desk. She looked up at him.
Yamato nervously waved at her, and then realized that he wasn't holding onto the wall. With a short scream, he fell into the tree. He was scratched in several places, but came to a stop as his foot got caught between two branches.
"Why me?" Yamato tried to free himself.
"Excuse me," said an angry voice.
Yamato looked at him. "Hey, can you get me down?"
The man crossed his arms. "Did you climb out of my daughters room?"
Yamato laughed nervously. "Not YOUR daughter's room, sir."
"Oh, really." The man glared. "Fujiko!"
Yamato heard a window open and a girl call out, "Yes, Daddy?"
"Come out here."
"Be right there!"
Yamato was losing all feeling in his trapped foot. "Um, sir. I really have done nothing with your family. Could you please help me?"
"Hold your horses," the man growled.
Yamato's eyes widened as a heavy set girl advanced toward him.
"What is it, Daddy?" the girl asked.
"Who is he?" the man questioned.
The girl blinked. "Oh, my God!" She held her hands over her chest. "It's Yama-sama! Oh, I have to have your autograph! I'm your biggest fan."
Of that, Yamato had no doubt. He found a force of will he only touched in battle before. He swung up, pried his foot free, crashed to the ground, stood up, and ran like his life depended on it.
"Yama-sama! What about that autograph?!" the girl called out.
"Who is he?" the man asked, confused.
"He's only the greatest musician to ever come out of Odaiba, Daddy." Fujiko pouted. "Why?"
"He didn't sleep with you, did he?"
"I WISH!"
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"Hi, is Hikari here?" Takeru asked when Mrs. Yagami opened the door.
Mrs. Yagami smiled at him. "Yes. You don't have to knock though, you can come straight in. We are going to be family."
Takeru laughed while scratching the back of his head. "Right...." He walked into the apartment.
Hikari looked up at him from the couch. "Hi."
"Hi. You ready to go shopping?" Takeru asked.
"Hello, Takeru," Yamara, one of Hikari's friends said. "What's this about shopping?"
Hikari laughed nervously. "Sorry. I had forgotten we had anything planned."
"Oh, you have other plans." Takeru shrugged. "We can go shopping at another time."
"You don't have much time," Mrs. Yagami commented. "The camping trip is this weekend."
Yamara looked hard at Hikari. "What's this about a camping trip and going shopping with Takeru? I want details."
"Well, um, you see...." Hikari fumbled.
Takeru blushed, but said nothing.
"They got engaged last night. The camping trip is sort of a family outing, since we're going to have two new members soon," Mrs. Yagami answered.
Yamara stared at Hikari in extreme shock and then fell off the couch. She then hopped to her feet. "YOUR PREGNANT?!"
"NO!" Takeru and Hikari chorus.
"All I've done is KISS Takeru, nothing more. Taichi also got engaged to Sora last night," Hikari explained.
Yamara blinked. "Oh. Don't scare me like that." She then rubbed her head. "You two got engaged? Why?"
Hikari pointed at her mother. "Her idea."
"Well, that's twisted." Yamara shook her head. "So, when's the wedding?"
Hikari shrugged. "After we turn eighteen, I guess."
Mrs. Yagami punched her palm. "I knew I forgot something last night. Your wedding will be in two years. Do you have a specific date you'd like?"
"Two years?!" Takeru looked faint.
"What about the marriage laws? Don't we have to be eighteen first?" Hikari questioned.
"An arranged marriage requires a small fee and two years notice," Mrs. Yagami replied.
Hikari sagged, not sure what to do or say to change this. She doubted there was a way out of it at this point. "Um... August first?" she ventured.
Mrs. Yagami smiled. "Hmm.... That would be good. You can have a double wedding with your brother that way."
Hikari laughed nervously.
"At least I won't have to wait until I'm eighteen for the wedding night," Takeru said, TRYING to look on the bright side.
"Takeru...." Hikari said in a threatening tone.
Yamara giggled. "I never thought this kind of stuff would happen outside of a Takahashi manga."
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"So what is it you wanted to show me?" Taichi asked. He blinked as a pair of panties were displayed.
"What do you think?"
Taichi crossed his arms. "I think you're a pervert."
"Nothing wrong with that."
"So. All the way?"
"Yep."
"Any problems?" Taichi wondered.
"A few."
"Not THE problem."
"I HOPE NOT!"
Taichi sighed. "I can't believe you."
"Believe it."
Taichi shook his head. "So, Yamato, what was it like?"
Yamato scratched his head. "Well, we were drunk so I don't remember all of it. And what I do remember, I can't describe. It was like a whole new world, twisting side-wise and under."
"Guess you can't give me any tips." Taichi looked at the panties again. "I still can't believe you beat me. I'm engaged and I still haven't gone that far."
Yamato laughed. "You're the bearer of the crest of courage and you still can't get the balls to make love to your fiancee. That's pretty pathetic."
"Shut up."
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Monday
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Sora hummed to herself as she finished changing out of her tennis outfit in the locker room, preparing to leave.
"Um, Sora?" A girl approached her.
"What is it, Michi?"
Michi scratched the back of her head. "The team's been wondering about you. Last week you were you were upset and canceled going to the movies, and now you act like you're on cloud nine."
Sora smirked. "Sorry about last week, but Mom told me I was going to get engaged."
Michi's eyes widened in shock. "Engaged?!"
Immediately the entire tennis team was surrounding Sora.
"You're engaged?" "Did you and Taichi have an 'accident?'" "You're going to marry Taichi right?" "Tell me it's NOT to Taichi! I want him!"
Sora couldn't help but giggle. "Yes, I am engaged to Taichi. And, no, we've haven't had an 'accident,' but part of the reason for the engagement was to have some damage control in case we do have one."
Michi pouted. "I thought you only kissed him. Are you holding out on me?"
Sora shook her head. "Not at all. Mom thought I was doing more than I have."
"How far have you gone now?" another girl asked.
Sora blushed. "Well...." She paused debating what to tell them. If she didn't tell the truth, they would assume she had done more.
"Come on, tell us!" the girl persisted.
"Okay. We spent some time talking Saturday night, and well, my shirt came off."
"That's it?" Michi said, disappointed.
Sora nodded. "For now at least."
The tennis team broke out in a fit of giggles.
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Author's notes:
For all those annoying me about continuing this series....
You win. ^^;
I don't know how much I'll do or when, but this edit was in part to figure out how to continue this series. And yes, I will keep to a Takahashi love confusion and parody of life style for this.
You can contact me at [email protected]
--
-Lord Archive
http://www.geocities.com/Lord_Archive/anime.html
Common sense is an uncommon trait.
Question Reality